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Tealtanium Golem
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Video Game enthusiast, Programmer, Aspiring Dev.

Very likely to have ADHD.
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all the milk comes from one really big cow
August 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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A key point in Fahrenheit 451 is that books were banned because they made people depressed and uncomfortable. The novel's protagonist, Montag, is taken into custody after he reads a poem that makes a woman cry because she realizes the emptiness of her life.
July 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Critically acclaimed games getting caught in the itch/steam censorship nonsense sucks but remember that we need to, on principle, defend every game getting censored even if they are “porn games” because if you say some censorship is ok it becomes the slipperiest of slopes to all censorship is ok
July 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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The fact that itchio is looking into alternate payment options and talking about all this like an ongoing situation instead of being like "these are the new rules and always will be, fuck off" says a lot about how much they care about this. I know you want to yell at them but they're working hard
July 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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berdly in chapter 2:
June 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
July 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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This thumbnail is killing me
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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This is going around for some reason, just gonna point out that many studies have been done about porn addiction, held by researchers who believed in porn addiction, only to find that porn addiction is not real and never was. Turns out it was religion.

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...
July 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Full legal name is Stud Muffin.
“do to me what you must, I’ve already won”
July 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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July 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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July 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Reminder that the EU did a comprehensive study about the effects of piracy and found that not only does it have no real major negative effects, in the case of video games can be beneficial. Then corps shit their pants and forced them to suppress it for several years.

felixreda.eu/2017/09/secr...
July 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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When the nefarious ass smacker keeps smacking my ass so I utilize dazzle camouflage to disrupt his aim, causing him to whiff his ass smack and spin comically in place
Imagine how much fun you could have wearing these in public

(yes it is real)
July 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Does everyone miss tenna yet
June 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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it turns out this ps2 game is not actually about giant robots but is entirely focused on the unfortunately incredibly funny suffering of this specific teenager. like look at this shit
June 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Deltarune Chapter 3 Music Spoilers

How long until someone makes a mashup of It’s TV Time! with Weird Al's Hardware Store?
June 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Just played “Raster Bar” (8-bit) on the USBSID-Pico. Thanks to @loudai.nl for sending it, this thing’s a blast 👾 github.com/LouDnl/USBSI...
June 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Incredibly fucked up, Nintendo.
June 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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We took the stage at Summer Game Fest today to unveil a world premiere for our upcoming game, Mina the Hollower. Leaning into Mina’s gothic horror roots, the top-down action adventure game is set to launch on 10/31/25. Play the demo NOW on Steam!
June 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM