Tea Party Crasher
banner
teapartycrasher.bsky.social
Tea Party Crasher
@teapartycrasher.bsky.social
Inventor of gender fluid
30 btw
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
felt like a very Tifa outfit #ff7
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
sleepwalker
January 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
Personal finance expert you say?
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
Local assisted living facilities are taking additional security measures because the residents don’t want their care to be interrupted when ICE abducts their staff. Schools are closed for the safety of students, faculty, and staff. There is no facet of society or stage of life unaffected.
Not an exaggeration at all to say that the feeling in Minneapolis is that the entire metro area is being treated as occupied territory by federal agents. Impossible to overstate how overwhelmingly people here do not like it. This does not feel sustainable.
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
Of all platforms I shared my Art vs Artist video, Twitter been the only place where some people were actually disappointed I was black!

I screenshoted that one because it's so hilarious to me!

If you are a popular animator and make cute things, you can't be black? So Twitter 😂😭
January 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
Not the most important takeaway here, but I’m struck by how Soy his tweeting is. Deep down, under all the rhetoric he’s learned from Groyper chats he still talks like an aggreived Redditor.
You can tell things are going well when the VP is tweeting through it.
January 8, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
Extremely rare render of Kiddy Kong being created from a wireframe, seen in a 1996 Nintendo Spain product catalog.
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
blonde cat
January 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
Nothing is impossible!💪💪💪
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The media after Trump kidnaps a foreign head of state
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025

- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions

none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
Everything Elon Musk promised in 2025, but didn't deliver
Musk is now infamous for his false promises, but even this is excessive.
mashable.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
Watching nothing but Love Island UK and playing nothing but Baldur’s Gate 3 is doing funny things to my speech pattern. I feel like the American toddler who grew up on Peppa Pig
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Reposted by Tea Party Crasher
"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM