Kai TechnoLust (he/him)
@technolust.bsky.social
Part of The Circle, a secret organization that has been running the internet since 2000.
I AM the woke mind virus.
I AM the woke mind virus.
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Get a heated toilet seat they said.
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Get a heated toilet seat they said.
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
I used to think Clark Kent just being Superman in glasses was so stupid, but I try to unlock my iPhone with my glasses on it’s all “Sorry, no idea who you are.” Then I take my glasses off and it’s like “Kai! Welcome back! Oh hey, there was a dude with glasses trying to get into your phone, just FYI”
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I used to think Clark Kent just being Superman in glasses was so stupid, but I try to unlock my iPhone with my glasses on it’s all “Sorry, no idea who you are.” Then I take my glasses off and it’s like “Kai! Welcome back! Oh hey, there was a dude with glasses trying to get into your phone, just FYI”
Having a very damn good G&T while decorating. @anatomyofadrink.bsky.social I picked that lime for this one.
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Having a very damn good G&T while decorating. @anatomyofadrink.bsky.social I picked that lime for this one.
Cake is “helping” me put up the tree.
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Cake is “helping” me put up the tree.
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“After Virgil’s death, according to the suit, the ship continued on the cruise toward Ensenada, Mexico, and kept Virgil’s body refrigerated until it returned to Los Angeles on Dec. 16, 2024.”
Cruise passenger was served 33 drinks, pepper sprayed and restrained before he died, lawsuit says
Cruise passenger was served 33 drinks, pepper sprayed and restrained before he died, lawsuit says
Lawsuit against Royal Caribbean alleges a man who died onboard one of its ships consumed 33 drinks before he was restrained and died onboard.
www.latimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“After Virgil’s death, according to the suit, the ship continued on the cruise toward Ensenada, Mexico, and kept Virgil’s body refrigerated until it returned to Los Angeles on Dec. 16, 2024.”
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Put down the swim cap and back away from the dock.
Don’t swim in the Willamette River today. The Big Pipe is full
Put down the swim cap and back away from the dock.
www.oregonlive.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Put down the swim cap and back away from the dock.
How to know if you’re The Baddie.
Are you abusing children? If yes, you’re the villain.
Are you abusing children? If yes, you’re the villain.
AP: “Hundreds of immigrant children lingered in federal detention beyond a court-mandated limit, some more than five months… Attorneys highlighted the government’s own admissions to longer custody times, contaminated food, lack of medical care…” apnews.com/article/immi...
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
How to know if you’re The Baddie.
Are you abusing children? If yes, you’re the villain.
Are you abusing children? If yes, you’re the villain.
Scandinavians have universal healthcare, why the fuck would they move here?
TRUMP: “I said why is it we only take people from shithole countries? Why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden, Denmark… But we always take people from Somalia— places that are filthy, dirty, disgusting.”
Such a mystery what he means when he says this stuff, isn’t it?
Such a mystery what he means when he says this stuff, isn’t it?
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Scandinavians have universal healthcare, why the fuck would they move here?
Nothing says “stable genius” like “I’m rubber you’re glue!” arguments.
Reminder that Trump denied calling nations with lots of Black and brown people "shit holes," but now he admits it. So he lied.
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Nothing says “stable genius” like “I’m rubber you’re glue!” arguments.
Wonder what the grade would be if people had jobs and money. We would need to set up a mint just to make more +s
POLITICO: I wonder what grade you'd give the economy
TRUMP: A+
POLITICO: A+?
TRUMP: A+++++
TRUMP: A+
POLITICO: A+?
TRUMP: A+++++
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Wonder what the grade would be if people had jobs and money. We would need to set up a mint just to make more +s
That is a great idea but instead of Costco maybe the government could do it since that’s their reason for existing. We could call it Single Payer!
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
That is a great idea but instead of Costco maybe the government could do it since that’s their reason for existing. We could call it Single Payer!
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Anti-Bezos poster spotted in San Francisco, California
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Anti-Bezos poster spotted in San Francisco, California
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So festive!
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So festive!
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one of the main reasons trans healthcare moved away from strict gatekeeping and toward informed consent & GAC is that trans ppl who were denied the means to transition would simply seek it out elsewhere
What did you think would happen when you restricted access to care?
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
one of the main reasons trans healthcare moved away from strict gatekeeping and toward informed consent & GAC is that trans ppl who were denied the means to transition would simply seek it out elsewhere
I made a winter themed devils food cake.
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I made a winter themed devils food cake.
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
Used the mandolin slicer and didn’t lose a finger! (Or scuff my Kevlar slicing gloves.)
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Used the mandolin slicer and didn’t lose a finger! (Or scuff my Kevlar slicing gloves.)
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Oh, I’m in this video!
This video from Apple TV is such fun!
Just joyful and adorable!
@marthawells.com
www.instagram.com/reel/DR5kqPC...
Just joyful and adorable!
@marthawells.com
www.instagram.com/reel/DR5kqPC...
Apple TV on Instagram: "It takes a village.
Murderbot — Now Streaming
#Murderbot #AlexanderSkarsgård #AppleTV"
Murderbot, a highly advanced android, navigates its digital existence and uncovers secrets about its past. With its unique blend of humor and suspense, this AppleTV original series is a must-watch for...
www.instagram.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Oh, I’m in this video!
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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The most beautiful thing I’ve seen this week. I was standing on the edge of a large reservoir at night when this huge, elegant, graceful Gold-ringed cat snake came gliding out of the darkness
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The most beautiful thing I’ve seen this week. I was standing on the edge of a large reservoir at night when this huge, elegant, graceful Gold-ringed cat snake came gliding out of the darkness
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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Small fun fact: I post cocktails and also teach anatomy. With finals coming up, if you’re in #anatomy or #A&P and want help, I’m happy to share study tips, templates, and memory tricks. A&P has a gatekeeper reputation, but I try to make it accessible. Reach out if you need anything #academia
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I mean he’s not going to have time to do Sec of War AND prepare his defense for the international murder charges.
A Pentagon report concluded Hegseth put U.S. troops at risk.
Oregon senator calls for Hegseth ‘to resign or be removed’ over Signalgate
A Pentagon report concluded Hegseth put U.S. troops at risk.
www.oregonlive.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I mean he’s not going to have time to do Sec of War AND prepare his defense for the international murder charges.
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The management of Gray's Landing across from Portland's ICE facility want a judge to bar federal officers' use of tear gas, smoke grenades and chemical munitions, except if facing an imminent threat.
Portland residents near ICE building allege ‘unconstitutional poisoning’ by federal officers
The management of Gray's Landing across from Portland's ICE facility want a judge to bar federal officers' use of tear gas, smoke grenades and chemical munitions, except if facing an imminent threat.
www.oregonlive.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The management of Gray's Landing across from Portland's ICE facility want a judge to bar federal officers' use of tear gas, smoke grenades and chemical munitions, except if facing an imminent threat.