Kai TechnoLust (he/him)
@technolust.bsky.social
Part of The Circle, a secret organization that has been running the internet since 2000.
I AM the woke mind virus.
I AM the woke mind virus.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
Why does everyone have such a hard time with this “Trolley Problem”?
Obviously you have the trolley head towards the baby! Spider-Man will have a much easier time webbing one little baby off the tracks than 5 fully grown adults. It’s simple physics! What is there to discuss?
Obviously you have the trolley head towards the baby! Spider-Man will have a much easier time webbing one little baby off the tracks than 5 fully grown adults. It’s simple physics! What is there to discuss?
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Why does everyone have such a hard time with this “Trolley Problem”?
Obviously you have the trolley head towards the baby! Spider-Man will have a much easier time webbing one little baby off the tracks than 5 fully grown adults. It’s simple physics! What is there to discuss?
Obviously you have the trolley head towards the baby! Spider-Man will have a much easier time webbing one little baby off the tracks than 5 fully grown adults. It’s simple physics! What is there to discuss?
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For day 14 of #ChemAdvent, we've got two fruity-themed graphics.
The first is on festive flamethrowers with orange peel and limonene 🍊 🔥
The other is on nastar, Indonesian pastry-based desserts filled with spiced pineapple jam 🍍
#ChemSky 🧪
The first is on festive flamethrowers with orange peel and limonene 🍊 🔥
The other is on nastar, Indonesian pastry-based desserts filled with spiced pineapple jam 🍍
#ChemSky 🧪
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
For day 14 of #ChemAdvent, we've got two fruity-themed graphics.
The first is on festive flamethrowers with orange peel and limonene 🍊 🔥
The other is on nastar, Indonesian pastry-based desserts filled with spiced pineapple jam 🍍
#ChemSky 🧪
The first is on festive flamethrowers with orange peel and limonene 🍊 🔥
The other is on nastar, Indonesian pastry-based desserts filled with spiced pineapple jam 🍍
#ChemSky 🧪
1. The government has started keeping a list of “radicals” who are anti-ICE.
2. The government is leaning heavily on AI, and it will be shitrific for so many reasons.
3. It’s winter.
I can’t wait until a hardcore MAGA is added to this list after posting “Fell down in the driveway, fucking ice!”
2. The government is leaning heavily on AI, and it will be shitrific for so many reasons.
3. It’s winter.
I can’t wait until a hardcore MAGA is added to this list after posting “Fell down in the driveway, fucking ice!”
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
1. The government has started keeping a list of “radicals” who are anti-ICE.
2. The government is leaning heavily on AI, and it will be shitrific for so many reasons.
3. It’s winter.
I can’t wait until a hardcore MAGA is added to this list after posting “Fell down in the driveway, fucking ice!”
2. The government is leaning heavily on AI, and it will be shitrific for so many reasons.
3. It’s winter.
I can’t wait until a hardcore MAGA is added to this list after posting “Fell down in the driveway, fucking ice!”
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"Only fonts like me can encapsulate the subtle, powerful, elegant words of our nation’s brightest minds, be those words in a political address, an ad for supplements in a podcast, or some musings for an open mic about why it’s so hard to get dates with women these days."
Times New Roman Turns Right
“Secretary of State Marco Rubio called the Biden-era move to [Calibri] ‘wasteful,’ casting the return to Times New Roman as part of a push to stamp...
buff.ly
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Only fonts like me can encapsulate the subtle, powerful, elegant words of our nation’s brightest minds, be those words in a political address, an ad for supplements in a podcast, or some musings for an open mic about why it’s so hard to get dates with women these days."
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But Trump was bringing these jobs back! He’d never LIE to us? Or be utterly and completely WRONG about anything related to money. Oh wait, yes he would.
The industry's decline accelerated as the year went on.
Oregon factory jobs fall to lowest point in a dozen years
The industry's decline accelerated as the year went on.
www.oregonlive.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
But Trump was bringing these jobs back! He’d never LIE to us? Or be utterly and completely WRONG about anything related to money. Oh wait, yes he would.
Good morning, Portland! Have a great day resisting fascism and authoritarianism! Take care of yourselves and your neighbors.
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Good morning, Portland! Have a great day resisting fascism and authoritarianism! Take care of yourselves and your neighbors.
This administration is the enemy of Good and Right.
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This administration is the enemy of Good and Right.
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Go to your doctor and get your measles titers checked to make sure you are still immune and if not get re-vaccinated. It’s more and more likely all of us are going to eventually come in contact with it.
The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Go to your doctor and get your measles titers checked to make sure you are still immune and if not get re-vaccinated. It’s more and more likely all of us are going to eventually come in contact with it.
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“In 2029 we will rebuild the White House as it was, and pay for it by seizing the assets of the Trump family.”
It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
If He Builds It, Tear It Down
Pendulums must swing.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“In 2029 we will rebuild the White House as it was, and pay for it by seizing the assets of the Trump family.”
Has this possum been to the salon recently, because her hair is looking great.
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Has this possum been to the salon recently, because her hair is looking great.
Is Trump actually taking out the Lincoln bedroom to put in a walk up McDonald’s or is that just a completely plausible rumor I just started?
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Is Trump actually taking out the Lincoln bedroom to put in a walk up McDonald’s or is that just a completely plausible rumor I just started?
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Hahahahaha it's sincere!!
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hahahahaha it's sincere!!
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I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
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I love this so much!
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love this so much!
Fuck Zuck! Cancel your Facebook, Instagram, etc. you’ll be fine. I have never had accounts on Meta and I feel like my life is better because of that.
I nuked my meta accounts and never looked back. Every week they give me a new reason that was the right decision. I am routinely begging organizers to get the hell off of Meta and this should absolutely be the final straw. It’s not an organizing tool, it’s a surveillance program.
Meta didn't allow anti LGBTQ slurs again because of free speech, it's because they hate LGBTQ people and want us gone.
www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fuck Zuck! Cancel your Facebook, Instagram, etc. you’ll be fine. I have never had accounts on Meta and I feel like my life is better because of that.
Krash Pothole is the most worthless FBI stooge ever. Complete waste of space.
For some reason it was important for Kash to be in the middle of the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team in the Oval Office. The man always works so hard at the FBI.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Krash Pothole is the most worthless FBI stooge ever. Complete waste of space.
Under Biden I saw a lot of “100 things to do with all the extra money you have” stories. Under Trump we get “Too fucking poor to die? Well here are some tips to die within your meager Trumponomics budget.”
Not everyone can afford an estate planning attorney. Here are some options.
Liz Weston: What are some inexpensive ways to get my final affairs in order?
Not everyone can afford an estate planning attorney. Here are some options.
www.oregonlive.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Under Biden I saw a lot of “100 things to do with all the extra money you have” stories. Under Trump we get “Too fucking poor to die? Well here are some tips to die within your meager Trumponomics budget.”
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I love how the piranha is like I'm not stuck in here with you you're stuck in here with me
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I love how the piranha is like I'm not stuck in here with you you're stuck in here with me
Art Laffer sounds like kind of an idiot if he actually said those things. But Trump often says people said things about him that they deny ever saying. I can’t wait for Art’s “Actually what I said was” post about this.
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Art Laffer sounds like kind of an idiot if he actually said those things. But Trump often says people said things about him that they deny ever saying. I can’t wait for Art’s “Actually what I said was” post about this.
It’s such an exciting time to live in America! I don’t know whether I’ll die because of malnourishment because the economy is so bad I can’t afford food, or some pox we thought we got rid of in the 1800s, or just killed by Trump’s Nazi Police force for using my 1st Amendment rights! So exciting!
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It’s such an exciting time to live in America! I don’t know whether I’ll die because of malnourishment because the economy is so bad I can’t afford food, or some pox we thought we got rid of in the 1800s, or just killed by Trump’s Nazi Police force for using my 1st Amendment rights! So exciting!
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Get a heated toilet seat they said.
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Get a heated toilet seat they said.
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
I used to think Clark Kent just being Superman in glasses was so stupid, but I try to unlock my iPhone with my glasses on it’s all “Sorry, no idea who you are.” Then I take my glasses off and it’s like “Kai! Welcome back! Oh hey, there was a dude with glasses trying to get into your phone, just FYI”
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I used to think Clark Kent just being Superman in glasses was so stupid, but I try to unlock my iPhone with my glasses on it’s all “Sorry, no idea who you are.” Then I take my glasses off and it’s like “Kai! Welcome back! Oh hey, there was a dude with glasses trying to get into your phone, just FYI”