Teh Dingo is a Jerk
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Child Trafficking Tuesdays with Tony Dokoupil
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Child Trafficking Tuesdays with Tony Dokoupil
Bluesky amazingly hasn't labeled any of my posts replying to @cbsnews.com as threats. It's like you haven't even smelt any of my farts
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Bluesky amazingly hasn't labeled any of my posts replying to @cbsnews.com as threats. It's like you haven't even smelt any of my farts
Tired: Election doomerism
Wired: America's getting nuked and we fucking deserve it doomerism
Wired: America's getting nuked and we fucking deserve it doomerism
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Tired: Election doomerism
Wired: America's getting nuked and we fucking deserve it doomerism
Wired: America's getting nuked and we fucking deserve it doomerism
There isn't enough tv actresses from the 70s asking if I want to make more money and then reassuring me that we all do on television these days
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
There isn't enough tv actresses from the 70s asking if I want to make more money and then reassuring me that we all do on television these days
Chuck Schumer only has time to deal with one race war: The eternal battle between white eggs and brown eggs.
January 20, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Chuck Schumer only has time to deal with one race war: The eternal battle between white eggs and brown eggs.
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Meth Monday with Tony Dokoupil
January 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Meth Monday with Tony Dokoupil
So @cbsnews.com caved and will air the prison thing. You can thank me for all the Farts That Matter posts. I'm an American hero and deserve a parade.
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
So @cbsnews.com caved and will air the prison thing. You can thank me for all the Farts That Matter posts. I'm an American hero and deserve a parade.
You ever think Howard "Screamed once" Dean or the lady that had to do that commercial where she said she wasn't a witch look at today's political climate and just....their eyes glaze over?
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
You ever think Howard "Screamed once" Dean or the lady that had to do that commercial where she said she wasn't a witch look at today's political climate and just....their eyes glaze over?
I know these Farts That Matter posts don't accomplish anything, but I hope they give the intern who runs the @cbsnews.com account and is miserable a good #chuckle. My brother in Christ, you are seen and loved.
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I know these Farts That Matter posts don't accomplish anything, but I hope they give the intern who runs the @cbsnews.com account and is miserable a good #chuckle. My brother in Christ, you are seen and loved.
I'd rather Zombie Walter Cronkite violently fart on Tony Dokoupil, live on my new @cbsnews.com show Farts That Matter. Live audience, debate, the unbearable stench of the farts of the undead. Brought to you by Bank of America and #freedrusforwienerkids
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I'd rather Zombie Walter Cronkite violently fart on Tony Dokoupil, live on my new @cbsnews.com show Farts That Matter. Live audience, debate, the unbearable stench of the farts of the undead. Brought to you by Bank of America and #freedrusforwienerkids
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Doo dah
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January 17, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Doo dah
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Do farts cause internal bleeding? Tonight on @cbsnews.com Farts That Matter, we violently fart on Tony Dokoupil to find out. Farts That Matter. Live audience. Debate. Skid marks. Brought to you by Bank of America and #freedrugsforwienerkids
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Do farts cause internal bleeding? Tonight on @cbsnews.com Farts That Matter, we violently fart on Tony Dokoupil to find out. Farts That Matter. Live audience. Debate. Skid marks. Brought to you by Bank of America and #freedrugsforwienerkids
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Our brand new Eyeball ep is here! Please share with everyone you know!
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Eyeball
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January 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Our brand new Eyeball ep is here! Please share with everyone you know!
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"God damn it, Gordon. You called me 999 times today. My answer is still no I won't marry you and no matter what you say on the 1000th call, it ain't changing"
"What if I change my name to that thing bees do?"
"...I don't hate it......."
"What if I change my name to that thing bees do?"
"...I don't hate it......."
January 16, 2026 at 10:51 AM
"God damn it, Gordon. You called me 999 times today. My answer is still no I won't marry you and no matter what you say on the 1000th call, it ain't changing"
"What if I change my name to that thing bees do?"
"...I don't hate it......."
"What if I change my name to that thing bees do?"
"...I don't hate it......."
I'm sure the man who celebrated getting the "I learned to use the fryer and only burned myself twice" pin at McDonalds will treat the Nobel Prize with the solemn dignity it deserves
January 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I'm sure the man who celebrated getting the "I learned to use the fryer and only burned myself twice" pin at McDonalds will treat the Nobel Prize with the solemn dignity it deserves
Yes @governorwalz.mn.gov They just need to get their race war out of their system! They'll tucker out!
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Yes @governorwalz.mn.gov They just need to get their race war out of their system! They'll tucker out!
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the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 5:39 AM
the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?
Awww @cbsnews.com, ratings stink? Should've picked up my show Farts That Matter, where I fart on people who deserve to be farted on. Mostly people who work for @cbsnews.com Farts That Matter. Live discussion, debate, stained undies. Brought to you by Bank of America and #freedrugsforwienerkids
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Awww @cbsnews.com, ratings stink? Should've picked up my show Farts That Matter, where I fart on people who deserve to be farted on. Mostly people who work for @cbsnews.com Farts That Matter. Live discussion, debate, stained undies. Brought to you by Bank of America and #freedrugsforwienerkids
Hey hey, we're the Beatles....people say we Beatle around...but we're too busy Beatlin'.....to Beatle Beatle Beatle
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Hey hey, we're the Beatles....people say we Beatle around...but we're too busy Beatlin'.....to Beatle Beatle Beatle
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If this is indeed Aaron Rodgers's last game, I'm happy that I at least got to see one of the best quarterbacks to ever play go out scoring 14 points for the wrong team like a fucking bitch like he deserves
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
If this is indeed Aaron Rodgers's last game, I'm happy that I at least got to see one of the best quarterbacks to ever play go out scoring 14 points for the wrong team like a fucking bitch like he deserves
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Bill Maher reacting to a joke about Bill Maher the same way most people react to a joke told by Bill Maher.
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Bill Maher reacting to a joke about Bill Maher the same way most people react to a joke told by Bill Maher.
Not enough people say "What the shit". I like "what the shit". Start saying "What the shit" more, people.
January 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Not enough people say "What the shit". I like "what the shit". Start saying "What the shit" more, people.
Please like and repost all my amazing Avengers: Doomsday jokes so I don't have to come up with new material. I feel like AI. And I'm not recommending you kill yourself. Yet.
January 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Please like and repost all my amazing Avengers: Doomsday jokes so I don't have to come up with new material. I feel like AI. And I'm not recommending you kill yourself. Yet.
Will Return will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Will Return will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Exploding kidneys will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Exploding kidneys will return in Avengers: Doomsday