Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry

I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

Every movie I watch is like a time portal to the Before Times.

bruh de prof spoilt de volledige film tijdens de analyse

de wereld is mijn oester en ik ben de parel