me + red wine + giant edible + love island + hot lavender bath, cut the tape I’m done

I believe the children 🦭🦭 future

devour feculence ✨

I have been nothing but insane to you and this is how you treat me?

is it crazy to rewatch severance and play hello kitty island adventure at the same time?

challengers getting snubbed at the oscars is biphobic

Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

at my last agency, a creative director had beef with me because I said elon musk is a horrible and unethical “human”. fuck right off at the intersection of art and technology.

the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards apologize to me

And that's that for Snoop

Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing

do some people not understand, If I have headphones on, I might not want to talk???????

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

petition for new cars to have a third light setting for city driving because how is that the lowest setting

Panic-downloading old TikToks. The vibes are weird.

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.