Terry Torres
@terrytorres.bsky.social
I wanted to find a review of why the movie Damsel was so obnoxiously bad. That’s how I discovered the Critical Drinker and instantly clocked him as a hack. “Bad because woke!!” You idiot: there’s 1000 legitimate reasons that movie sucks you’ve completely missed out one because you’d rather be lazy.
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I wanted to find a review of why the movie Damsel was so obnoxiously bad. That’s how I discovered the Critical Drinker and instantly clocked him as a hack. “Bad because woke!!” You idiot: there’s 1000 legitimate reasons that movie sucks you’ve completely missed out one because you’d rather be lazy.
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Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
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I often think about Jonathan Cooper's posts about TLOU2, that the studio ran out of seasoned game animators because its reputation was so bad and thus had to hire film folks who had to be taught how to put games together.
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I often think about Jonathan Cooper's posts about TLOU2, that the studio ran out of seasoned game animators because its reputation was so bad and thus had to hire film folks who had to be taught how to put games together.
Before writing the sentence "tell me ___ without telling me" consider walking into the ocean and starting a new life there.
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Before writing the sentence "tell me ___ without telling me" consider walking into the ocean and starting a new life there.
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Frog we don’t have time for this
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Frog we don’t have time for this
My wife, my boss, and my dog when I sleep in until 9:30 on a Wednesday.
January 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
My wife, my boss, and my dog when I sleep in until 9:30 on a Wednesday.
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This is just what you like to see on here
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
This is just what you like to see on here
Thinking about the white tourists from Ouendan.
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Thinking about the white tourists from Ouendan.
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Hello LUKE this is your DOCTOR'S OFFICE. Are you coming in NEXT MONTH still?
Please log-in to the worst website you've ever seen to PRE-REGISTER.
Thank you we will check again TOMORROW.
Please log-in to the worst website you've ever seen to PRE-REGISTER.
Thank you we will check again TOMORROW.
January 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hello LUKE this is your DOCTOR'S OFFICE. Are you coming in NEXT MONTH still?
Please log-in to the worst website you've ever seen to PRE-REGISTER.
Thank you we will check again TOMORROW.
Please log-in to the worst website you've ever seen to PRE-REGISTER.
Thank you we will check again TOMORROW.
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They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
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Ume is officially 11 months old and already weighs 483 pounds! 💗 That’s more than halfway to mom Yuna’s impressive 800 pounds. This adorable Malayan tapir is gaining size, confidence, and curiosity by the day, still keeping close to mom while steadily growing into her almost-teen tapir era.
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Ume is officially 11 months old and already weighs 483 pounds! 💗 That’s more than halfway to mom Yuna’s impressive 800 pounds. This adorable Malayan tapir is gaining size, confidence, and curiosity by the day, still keeping close to mom while steadily growing into her almost-teen tapir era.
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There’s only one thing that keeps me going in the face of it all, and it’s RPG campfire scenes
May 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There’s only one thing that keeps me going in the face of it all, and it’s RPG campfire scenes
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it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
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Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
An acting professor interrupted herself mid-sentence during a 1-on-1 to take one and my hand and say, “Your hands are marvelous m. They’re both young and old at the same time.”
I told my classmates, and I became Terry Time Hands for the rest of the year. One would make Dr. Strange hands at me.
I told my classmates, and I became Terry Time Hands for the rest of the year. One would make Dr. Strange hands at me.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
An acting professor interrupted herself mid-sentence during a 1-on-1 to take one and my hand and say, “Your hands are marvelous m. They’re both young and old at the same time.”
I told my classmates, and I became Terry Time Hands for the rest of the year. One would make Dr. Strange hands at me.
I told my classmates, and I became Terry Time Hands for the rest of the year. One would make Dr. Strange hands at me.
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Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
I'm obsessed with the music in this closing sequence of the 1989 PBS Nature documentary The Everglades Rain Machine, which ends with this incredibly moody and dire meditation on the slow murder of the Everglades. The saxophone at 0:27 makes this feel like the end of a Metal Gear Solid game.
December 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm obsessed with the music in this closing sequence of the 1989 PBS Nature documentary The Everglades Rain Machine, which ends with this incredibly moody and dire meditation on the slow murder of the Everglades. The saxophone at 0:27 makes this feel like the end of a Metal Gear Solid game.
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the last week of december vs the first week of january
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the last week of december vs the first week of january
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Happy almost christmas day
December 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Happy almost christmas day
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