Benevolent Succubus
@thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com
The carbs could not be simpler. But you know what? You do you.
Go birds 🦅
She/her
Go birds 🦅
She/her
Pinned
Me and Craig and the cicada had a dance party so this was the best night of my life
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This Christmas please remember that Rudolph deserved it for being a freak
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This Christmas please remember that Rudolph deserved it for being a freak
I can tell you with 100% certainty that at least one person at my old job is getting fired today because of the snow
All time resets as of January 1st and the only “rollable” time you get is personal/sick” (6 days!! For the entire year!!), vacation and holiday time don’t roll
All time resets as of January 1st and the only “rollable” time you get is personal/sick” (6 days!! For the entire year!!), vacation and holiday time don’t roll
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I can tell you with 100% certainty that at least one person at my old job is getting fired today because of the snow
All time resets as of January 1st and the only “rollable” time you get is personal/sick” (6 days!! For the entire year!!), vacation and holiday time don’t roll
All time resets as of January 1st and the only “rollable” time you get is personal/sick” (6 days!! For the entire year!!), vacation and holiday time don’t roll
Giving myself a mental break by ignoring years of lived experience and work learning social cues to simply take everything people say at face value
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Giving myself a mental break by ignoring years of lived experience and work learning social cues to simply take everything people say at face value
A will is someone’s wishes, it is not a golden ticket to get money
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A will is someone’s wishes, it is not a golden ticket to get money
Those little Debbie trees would be 100x better without the cream layer
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Those little Debbie trees would be 100x better without the cream layer
*tying on snow shoes before sneaking around and committing crimes* hehehe they’ll never know it was me because they won’t be able to figure out my shoe size
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
*tying on snow shoes before sneaking around and committing crimes* hehehe they’ll never know it was me because they won’t be able to figure out my shoe size
So many boomers who were anti-ICE!! I was shocked in the best way!!
Motherfuker had me going to a town call meeting
Am I … becoming a better person because of a man
Am I … becoming a better person because of a man
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So many boomers who were anti-ICE!! I was shocked in the best way!!
Motherfuker had me going to a town call meeting
Am I … becoming a better person because of a man
Am I … becoming a better person because of a man
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Motherfuker had me going to a town call meeting
Am I … becoming a better person because of a man
Am I … becoming a better person because of a man
Did walking lunges and squats yesterday and my ass hurts so goddamn bad
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Did walking lunges and squats yesterday and my ass hurts so goddamn bad
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my whole life has been a lie
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
my whole life has been a lie
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You can’t out-gay your biases.
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You can’t out-gay your biases.
The VP? In Allentown? In winter? Fuck this shit I can’t even drive in Allentown on a normal day
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The VP? In Allentown? In winter? Fuck this shit I can’t even drive in Allentown on a normal day
Can I catch measles
I had all the recommended vaccines as a kid is that a lifelong one
Do I need a booster
I had all the recommended vaccines as a kid is that a lifelong one
Do I need a booster
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Can I catch measles
I had all the recommended vaccines as a kid is that a lifelong one
Do I need a booster
I had all the recommended vaccines as a kid is that a lifelong one
Do I need a booster
Listen I am a VERY loyal shoe girlie and you know how much I love my vans slip ons - literally dozens of pairs in the last decade - but it’s winter and I need a good boot
I tried Thursday boots a few years ago and adore them but they’re expensive
I tried Thursday boots a few years ago and adore them but they’re expensive
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Listen I am a VERY loyal shoe girlie and you know how much I love my vans slip ons - literally dozens of pairs in the last decade - but it’s winter and I need a good boot
I tried Thursday boots a few years ago and adore them but they’re expensive
I tried Thursday boots a few years ago and adore them but they’re expensive
Listening to NFR for the first time
Lana did good with this one
Lana did good with this one
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Listening to NFR for the first time
Lana did good with this one
Lana did good with this one
“Please be patient new driver”
Baby you just ran two stop signs in a row, please be patient with ME
Baby you just ran two stop signs in a row, please be patient with ME
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Please be patient new driver”
Baby you just ran two stop signs in a row, please be patient with ME
Baby you just ran two stop signs in a row, please be patient with ME
The boys don’t believe me when I say there’s decommissioned ashtrays all over the courthouse
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The boys don’t believe me when I say there’s decommissioned ashtrays all over the courthouse
With the matching keyboarddddd 🩶🩵💚
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
With the matching keyboarddddd 🩶🩵💚
Oh they care about the billions, they very very very much wanted the people to NOT benefit from it
Fuck all of you who voted for this though because idk how I’m gonna afford any of it because you wanted to parrot that “stroke of a pen” bullshit since you don’t understand how courts work & don’t actually care about the billions in forgiveness that were accomplished & later attempted.
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Oh they care about the billions, they very very very much wanted the people to NOT benefit from it
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
Is Disney abc and hulu and Kevin Costner saying Jesus wasn’t a white man
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Is Disney abc and hulu and Kevin Costner saying Jesus wasn’t a white man
David Muir loves a spicy margarita
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
David Muir loves a spicy margarita
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an energy drink that kills you
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
an energy drink that kills you
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And if you're thinking about your audience, another skill being taught is empathy.
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And if you're thinking about your audience, another skill being taught is empathy.
Birds need to win so the courthouse isn’t a fucking sad pool of sadness tomorrow
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Birds need to win so the courthouse isn’t a fucking sad pool of sadness tomorrow