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Well Seymour I finally made a bluesky account, despite your directions
Jess // 30s // 🏳️‍⚧️
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pivoting into making idle games on steam until one of them blows up enough i can buy a house
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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LMAO
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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it's important you understand this before trying to invite me to your party
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Just from a character design perspective, Erika Kirk looks exactly right.
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Jingle has been publicly executed for his Christmas Crimes
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Bar Trivia = Latest Fad

@theonion.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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A Christmas Story is a Christmas movie
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I'm watching a friend make Squarrel and Cortadito in Spore and it's making me physically ill
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It's crazy how much better of game red dead 2 is of a game compared to gta
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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bless me father for i have cinemasinned
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i have no idea how i got to 170 follows on twitter so i can't imagine anyone is ever gonna follow me here
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM