Emerson
@the-emerson.bsky.social
Video games, metal, politics.
"I will not lie and say that every day will be sunshine, but there will be sunshine again."
"I will not lie and say that every day will be sunshine, but there will be sunshine again."
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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You see the paper today?
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
You see the paper today?
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Fuck you, Aaron Rodger! 😂
Fuck you, Aaron Rodger! 😂
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!
Fuck you, Aaron Rodger! 😂
Fuck you, Aaron Rodger! 😂
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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Remember everyone who is out there defending cold-blooded murder.
They’ve shown you exactly who they are.
They’ve shown you exactly who they are.
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Remember everyone who is out there defending cold-blooded murder.
They’ve shown you exactly who they are.
They’ve shown you exactly who they are.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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this is the most outwardly dangerous administration to people living in america. abolish ICE
More brutality from the federal government in Minneapolis today as authorities have shot and killed yet another person.
After the two federal-involved shootings in Chicago, one thing is clear: do NOT trust what DHS says about this incident.
After the two federal-involved shootings in Chicago, one thing is clear: do NOT trust what DHS says about this incident.
ICE shooting leaves woman dead in Minneapolis, DHS says
Minnesota state representatives are set to testify during a Republican-led House Oversight Committee hearing on allegations of fraud and misuse of federal funds in the state.
www.cnn.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
this is the most outwardly dangerous administration to people living in america. abolish ICE
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You know who else shot civilians in the street?
Nazis
Nazis
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
You know who else shot civilians in the street?
Nazis
Nazis
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Myles Garrett is gonna go down as one of the greatest to ever do it. Pretty cool to see him break the record just now.
January 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Myles Garrett is gonna go down as one of the greatest to ever do it. Pretty cool to see him break the record just now.
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I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
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Report: No One Currently Thinking About You https://theonion.com/report-no-one-currently-thinking-about-you-1819579510/
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Report: No One Currently Thinking About You https://theonion.com/report-no-one-currently-thinking-about-you-1819579510/
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
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post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen
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Candles gleaming
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Candles gleaming
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Metroid Prime 4 is good, but not great. Getting locked out of the true ending due to missable scans just feels like bad design. There's lots of other little things I could complain about, but overall it is fun and not the worst Metroid game. I give it 7.5/10.
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Metroid Prime 4 is good, but not great. Getting locked out of the true ending due to missable scans just feels like bad design. There's lots of other little things I could complain about, but overall it is fun and not the worst Metroid game. I give it 7.5/10.
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Wishing you all the happiest of holidays, from our painted family to yours ❤️❤️
- The Expedition 33 Team!!
Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.
- The Expedition 33 Team!!
Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Wishing you all the happiest of holidays, from our painted family to yours ❤️❤️
- The Expedition 33 Team!!
Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.
- The Expedition 33 Team!!
Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.
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Merry Christmas, everyone. May Santa bring you everything you bought for yourself and then wrapped in solitude
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone. May Santa bring you everything you bought for yourself and then wrapped in solitude