alona stark
@thealonastark.bsky.social
2022 Stiletto Award-winning writer of high heat love stories, level 80 ret pally, 30s, carbohydrate enthusiast, aggressively Aquarius
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chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes
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A good reminder that danmei might be really cool in the surface, but it's absolute hell for the authors.
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
A good reminder that danmei might be really cool in the surface, but it's absolute hell for the authors.
I keep getting the urge to cuddle up in bed with a book, but the book I want to cuddle up with is my current WIP and therefore not written yet. Choosing to take this as a good sign.
November 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I keep getting the urge to cuddle up in bed with a book, but the book I want to cuddle up with is my current WIP and therefore not written yet. Choosing to take this as a good sign.
Pretty proud of my jack-o-lantern this year!
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pretty proud of my jack-o-lantern this year!
I had no idea my favourite Harlequin book was turned into a movie. How do I find it?
October 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I had no idea my favourite Harlequin book was turned into a movie. How do I find it?
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Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
Bring back the Pizza Hut lunch buffet!
a group of cartoon characters are holding up signs that say unfair
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are holding up signs that say unfair
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October 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Bring back the Pizza Hut lunch buffet!
Wait, are we rapturing on Tuesday? That's my dad's birthday, but if we're rapturing I'm not going to plan anything
September 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Wait, are we rapturing on Tuesday? That's my dad's birthday, but if we're rapturing I'm not going to plan anything
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In light of today’s news I’d like to remind you that this is a real newspaper clipping. History repeats itself when we don’t stop it.
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
In light of today’s news I’d like to remind you that this is a real newspaper clipping. History repeats itself when we don’t stop it.
I can remember the birthday of the boy. I had a crush on in second grade, but I can't remember the name of the neighbor lady that I keep cutting the lawn for. What kind of millennial brain bullshit is this?
September 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I can remember the birthday of the boy. I had a crush on in second grade, but I can't remember the name of the neighbor lady that I keep cutting the lawn for. What kind of millennial brain bullshit is this?
The fact that Tim Hortons discontinued the cheese croissant just to introduce a second PLAIN CROISSANT is a goddamn hate crime
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The fact that Tim Hortons discontinued the cheese croissant just to introduce a second PLAIN CROISSANT is a goddamn hate crime
September 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can't believe the NYT put the Mini behind a paywall. What did I do to deserve this
August 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Can't believe the NYT put the Mini behind a paywall. What did I do to deserve this
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Remember, a first draft's only job is to exist
October 18, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Remember, a first draft's only job is to exist
Found my signed @kelleyarmstrong.bsky.social book! 😎🍀
July 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Found my signed @kelleyarmstrong.bsky.social book! 😎🍀
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I'd like to discuss this timeline with the Time Variance Authority, please.
July 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'd like to discuss this timeline with the Time Variance Authority, please.
being behind on my reading goal for the year is making me upsetti spaghetti
July 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
being behind on my reading goal for the year is making me upsetti spaghetti
Wait, they remade Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead?
June 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wait, they remade Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead?
a concept: bidding on AMAs with agents you've subbed to in the @litagentsofchange.bsky.social auction just so you can awkwardly ask them questions about how much they like your book
June 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
a concept: bidding on AMAs with agents you've subbed to in the @litagentsofchange.bsky.social auction just so you can awkwardly ask them questions about how much they like your book
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Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:
June 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:
ooooooh found an auto-buy
Booklist, Library Journal, and Publishers Weekly all agree. If you buy one book this year, make it THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT: NEW TALES OF STEPHEN KING'S THE STAND. amzn.to/442NcPv
June 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
ooooooh found an auto-buy
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<Neutrality helps the opresor>
May 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
<Neutrality helps the opresor>
I almost walked right into Christopher Walken in a breakfast buffet line.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I almost walked right into Christopher Walken in a breakfast buffet line.
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This is how.
Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.
Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.
June 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
This is how.
Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.
Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.