TheBaldEmperor
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☀️Departure time always, arrival time never. 🌑
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"I would appreciate it if you could pick it up again" - The director of Monster Hunter Wilds has appealed to players who found it too easy and stopped playing after beating the main story.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/monster...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/monster...
Monster Hunter Wilds director tells players who found it too easy: ‘I would appreciate it if you could pick it up again’ | VGC
“I think the difficulty curve was a little lacking for existing users…
www.videogameschronicle.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Man…
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Rolling Stone names Marina “Everybody Knows I’m Sad” as one of the best songs of 2025 🏅
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Rolling Stone names Marina “Everybody Knows I’m Sad” as one of the best songs of 2025 🏅
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Good. Recognize this woman for the star that she is. That song belongs on the list.
Rolling Stone names Marina “Everybody Knows I’m Sad” as one of the best songs of 2025 🏅
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
"The lyrics are refreshingly blunt and at times devastating, but when paired with the bouncy Eurodance house beat, they feel like a badge of honor she wears bravely."
List: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Good. Recognize this woman for the star that she is. That song belongs on the list.
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Man I love the Pestilence Banana.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Man I love the Pestilence Banana.
“You boy! What day is it?”
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“You boy! What day is it?”
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my mega tera dynamaxed hisuian arcanine taking in z-power and having a heart attack
August 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my mega tera dynamaxed hisuian arcanine taking in z-power and having a heart attack
“Mostly pegging each other”
Just said in a meeting in a professional setting.
Good chance I’m the only one who wanted to shout, “PHRASING!”
Just said in a meeting in a professional setting.
Good chance I’m the only one who wanted to shout, “PHRASING!”
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“Mostly pegging each other”
Just said in a meeting in a professional setting.
Good chance I’m the only one who wanted to shout, “PHRASING!”
Just said in a meeting in a professional setting.
Good chance I’m the only one who wanted to shout, “PHRASING!”
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
I love when the YouTube app refuses to show me a video that I know exists and is available.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I love when the YouTube app refuses to show me a video that I know exists and is available.
Anyone have that picture/drawing of someone (cat maybe) looking at their phone and hearts exploding out of it? Kind of like how it feels when your favorite person messages you?
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Anyone have that picture/drawing of someone (cat maybe) looking at their phone and hearts exploding out of it? Kind of like how it feels when your favorite person messages you?
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99K!!! Thank you!
My goal is to get to 100K by Christmas! If you appreciate my hard-driving investigative journalism, please share and help me get there! 🙏🙏🙏
My goal is to get to 100K by Christmas! If you appreciate my hard-driving investigative journalism, please share and help me get there! 🙏🙏🙏
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
99K!!! Thank you!
My goal is to get to 100K by Christmas! If you appreciate my hard-driving investigative journalism, please share and help me get there! 🙏🙏🙏
My goal is to get to 100K by Christmas! If you appreciate my hard-driving investigative journalism, please share and help me get there! 🙏🙏🙏
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SHOCKING BLACK FRIDAY MUSIC DEAL! :-O
Every OC ReMix in big, nostalgic RARs!
5,000+ VGM arrangements!
$0
PASS IT ON! 🤝
P.S. Link down? Bookmark it for later!
P.P.S. More VGM fans on Discord!
discord.gg/ocremix
bsky.app/profile/ocre...
bsky.app/profile/ocre...
Every OC ReMix in big, nostalgic RARs!
5,000+ VGM arrangements!
$0
PASS IT ON! 🤝
P.S. Link down? Bookmark it for later!
P.P.S. More VGM fans on Discord!
discord.gg/ocremix
bsky.app/profile/ocre...
bsky.app/profile/ocre...
PLEASE SHARE!
Video game music fan???
PASS THIS ON! :-D
Every OC ReMix in one big RAR!
drive.google.com/open?id=1gEW...
• 26 GB
• 310+ hours of music
• 1,100+ games represented
• 1,600+ artists
• 4,500+ tracks
Keep what you like, toss what you don't, but TRY EVERYTHING.
Enjoy! :-)
Video game music fan???
PASS THIS ON! :-D
Every OC ReMix in one big RAR!
drive.google.com/open?id=1gEW...
• 26 GB
• 310+ hours of music
• 1,100+ games represented
• 1,600+ artists
• 4,500+ tracks
Keep what you like, toss what you don't, but TRY EVERYTHING.
Enjoy! :-)
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
SHOCKING BLACK FRIDAY MUSIC DEAL! :-O
Every OC ReMix in big, nostalgic RARs!
5,000+ VGM arrangements!
$0
PASS IT ON! 🤝
P.S. Link down? Bookmark it for later!
P.P.S. More VGM fans on Discord!
discord.gg/ocremix
bsky.app/profile/ocre...
bsky.app/profile/ocre...
Every OC ReMix in big, nostalgic RARs!
5,000+ VGM arrangements!
$0
PASS IT ON! 🤝
P.S. Link down? Bookmark it for later!
P.P.S. More VGM fans on Discord!
discord.gg/ocremix
bsky.app/profile/ocre...
bsky.app/profile/ocre...
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
I’m going to close out the year doing something I never thought possible and 2026 is going to be the start of my second life. Shout out to my therapist and every one of you who have shown me kindness along the way. It has sustained me in ways you’ll never know.
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m going to close out the year doing something I never thought possible and 2026 is going to be the start of my second life. Shout out to my therapist and every one of you who have shown me kindness along the way. It has sustained me in ways you’ll never know.
Happiness and fulfillment or I don’t want it.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Happiness and fulfillment or I don’t want it.
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Me: Okay, no politics at my place during thanksgiving
Cat: Mao
Cat: Mao
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me: Okay, no politics at my place during thanksgiving
Cat: Mao
Cat: Mao
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
This may be the greatest thing he’s ever done. Halfway through tonight and holy shit. I’m amazed at how well these arrangements are. Jelly Belly at an orchestra sounds stupid until you hear it. These solo singers are incredible. I’m in awe.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This may be the greatest thing he’s ever done. Halfway through tonight and holy shit. I’m amazed at how well these arrangements are. Jelly Belly at an orchestra sounds stupid until you hear it. These solo singers are incredible. I’m in awe.
If you like the one they did for Switch 1 you will like this. Fits in the dock nicely.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you like the one they did for Switch 1 you will like this. Fits in the dock nicely.
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Great pic of Pablo because his face tells you all you need to know about how this will end.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Great pic of Pablo because his face tells you all you need to know about how this will end.
Fells like a once in a lifetime event.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fells like a once in a lifetime event.
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit