TheChirurgeon
@thechirurgeon.bsky.social
CEO of Goonhammer. Chaos guy. Cowboys fan.
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I used to run an entire network of blogs. The server cost $600/month and the ads on my posts alone paid about $300/month. Eventually the ad revenue dropped while I got constant legal threats from quacks & copyright vultures. Now I run 1 blog with only my own posts for an archive when Patreon dies.
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I used to run an entire network of blogs. The server cost $600/month and the ads on my posts alone paid about $300/month. Eventually the ad revenue dropped while I got constant legal threats from quacks & copyright vultures. Now I run 1 blog with only my own posts for an archive when Patreon dies.
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Cowboys defense before/after the trade deadline moves
EPA/play
Before: 31st
After: 26th
Points/drive
Before: 31st
After: 28th
EPA/play
Before: 31st
After: 26th
Points/drive
Before: 31st
After: 28th
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Cowboys defense before/after the trade deadline moves
EPA/play
Before: 31st
After: 26th
Points/drive
Before: 31st
After: 28th
EPA/play
Before: 31st
After: 26th
Points/drive
Before: 31st
After: 28th
holy shit this Cowboys team sucks so much lol
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
holy shit this Cowboys team sucks so much lol
out here tanking Aubrey's stats by forcing him to attempt 60 yard fuckin field goals
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
out here tanking Aubrey's stats by forcing him to attempt 60 yard fuckin field goals
I was certain the Cowboys were going to lose to Washington on Christmas to miss the playoffs but it looks like Christmas came early this year
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I was certain the Cowboys were going to lose to Washington on Christmas to miss the playoffs but it looks like Christmas came early this year
man it's wild how the cure to all of the Eagles' problems and dysfunction was "playing a terrible team"
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
man it's wild how the cure to all of the Eagles' problems and dysfunction was "playing a terrible team"
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these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
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Chaos Primarchs and an unusual Daemon build dominate part 2 of Competitive Innovations.
Competitive Innovations in 10th: The Night Before Grotmas pt.2
Chaos Primarchs and an unusual Daemon build dominate part 2 of Competitive Innovations.
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December 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Chaos Primarchs and an unusual Daemon build dominate part 2 of Competitive Innovations.
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Hey pals one of my good friends is helping Wayside Youths and Families in Mass. If you have a bit to donate towards their gift list this year, please consider it. If you can also RT this, that's great too!
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December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey pals one of my good friends is helping Wayside Youths and Families in Mass. If you have a bit to donate towards their gift list this year, please consider it. If you can also RT this, that's great too!
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
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The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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Epic Games sent a DMCA notice to my online stores for my geology-themed design involving a crossed pickaxe and rock hammer that said "PICKS...or it didn't happen" because they asserted that Epic owned all rights to artwork/mention of pickaxes, right before an SVP annual conference. Eric cost me $$$
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Epic Games sent a DMCA notice to my online stores for my geology-themed design involving a crossed pickaxe and rock hammer that said "PICKS...or it didn't happen" because they asserted that Epic owned all rights to artwork/mention of pickaxes, right before an SVP annual conference. Eric cost me $$$
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We announce the next inductees into our Black Library Readers' Hall of Fame.
Black Library Readers' Hall of Fame: The Winners of 1999-2000, and Books of 2001
We announce the next inductees into our Black Library Readers' Hall of Fame.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We announce the next inductees into our Black Library Readers' Hall of Fame.
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it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there
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As a treat, Goonhammer’s very own John Condit is here to talk about the lengths to which he will go in order to make America’s bland overweight rat bird into...
Meatwatch: Turkey
As a treat, Goonhammer’s very own John Condit is here to talk about the lengths to which he will go in order to make America’s bland overweight rat bird into...
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November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
As a treat, Goonhammer’s very own John Condit is here to talk about the lengths to which he will go in order to make America’s bland overweight rat bird into...
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
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Push and teleport effects are incredibly potent in Warhammer Underworlds. Let's examine the options in the current Rivals decks.
[Underworlds] Pushes and Teleports in Warhammer Underworlds
Push and teleport effects are incredibly potent in Warhammer Underworlds. Let's examine the options in the current Rivals decks.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Push and teleport effects are incredibly potent in Warhammer Underworlds. Let's examine the options in the current Rivals decks.
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Next week the House E&C Committee is looking to run something of a shock and awe campaign, debating at least 19 bills that they say are related to "protecting kids online." Most of which are actually about censorship and control. Don't buy the framing. It's always the same damn thing.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Next week the House E&C Committee is looking to run something of a shock and awe campaign, debating at least 19 bills that they say are related to "protecting kids online." Most of which are actually about censorship and control. Don't buy the framing. It's always the same damn thing.
Back on my bullshit, planning lists and painting for my next event
TheChirurgeon's Road continues as he plans out his events for the rest of the year and paints terrain and daemon engines.
TheChirurgeon's Road Through 2025, Part 48: Post-Worlds Hangover
TheChirurgeon's Road continues as he plans out his events for the rest of the year and paints terrain and daemon engines.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Back on my bullshit, planning lists and painting for my next event
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Marines fight back after the Aeldari/AdMech domination in part 1 of Competitive Innovations.
Competitive Innovations in 10th: Quoth the Raven "Rapid Ingress" pt.1
Marines fight back after the Aeldari/AdMech domination in part 1 of Competitive Innovations.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Marines fight back after the Aeldari/AdMech domination in part 1 of Competitive Innovations.