Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐
@thecrazedspruce.bsky.social
Left-wing nutbar. Massive comic book, sci-fi, and pro wrestling nerd. Proud Labradorian, Newfoundlander, and Canadian, in that order. Cis He-Him. Elbows up!
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NEW VIDEO! Does Star Trek Actually Have Any Christmas Episodes? youtu.be/I0E1tMNp4FU
Does Star Trek Actually Have Any Christmas Episodes?
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December 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
NEW VIDEO! Does Star Trek Actually Have Any Christmas Episodes? youtu.be/I0E1tMNp4FU
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But I guess that doesn't count as real history because you can't use three field crop rotations in your Warhammer 40K game where you think the Space Marines are the good guys.
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
But I guess that doesn't count as real history because you can't use three field crop rotations in your Warhammer 40K game where you think the Space Marines are the good guys.
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Want to know what history to study to figure out why people didn't die?
Agriculture.
Keeping people fed and advancing technologies and techniques for increasing crop yields and preservation techniques contributed FAR more to humanity than any war.
Agriculture.
Keeping people fed and advancing technologies and techniques for increasing crop yields and preservation techniques contributed FAR more to humanity than any war.
December 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Want to know what history to study to figure out why people didn't die?
Agriculture.
Keeping people fed and advancing technologies and techniques for increasing crop yields and preservation techniques contributed FAR more to humanity than any war.
Agriculture.
Keeping people fed and advancing technologies and techniques for increasing crop yields and preservation techniques contributed FAR more to humanity than any war.
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"If it wasn't for the military, everyone else would be dead!"
No, everyone else is dead because of the military. Most historical conflicts (at least in Europe) were pissing contests between nobles that only involved normal people because they got conscripted to jab pointy sticks at one another.
No, everyone else is dead because of the military. Most historical conflicts (at least in Europe) were pissing contests between nobles that only involved normal people because they got conscripted to jab pointy sticks at one another.
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"If it wasn't for the military, everyone else would be dead!"
No, everyone else is dead because of the military. Most historical conflicts (at least in Europe) were pissing contests between nobles that only involved normal people because they got conscripted to jab pointy sticks at one another.
No, everyone else is dead because of the military. Most historical conflicts (at least in Europe) were pissing contests between nobles that only involved normal people because they got conscripted to jab pointy sticks at one another.
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Military history is fucking boring. There, I said it.
It's 99% "They met on the battlefield and then the cavalry broke free and hit from the flank and the battle was won". Over and over and over again.
The lives of everyday people is FAR more interesting.
It's 99% "They met on the battlefield and then the cavalry broke free and hit from the flank and the battle was won". Over and over and over again.
The lives of everyday people is FAR more interesting.
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Military history is fucking boring. There, I said it.
It's 99% "They met on the battlefield and then the cavalry broke free and hit from the flank and the battle was won". Over and over and over again.
The lives of everyday people is FAR more interesting.
It's 99% "They met on the battlefield and then the cavalry broke free and hit from the flank and the battle was won". Over and over and over again.
The lives of everyday people is FAR more interesting.
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Surely the most despicable part of the Epstein files isn’t that any party be it the Democrats of Republicans should be releasing them, it’s the fact that the police haven’t already had a whole set of arrests & lawsuits.
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Surely the most despicable part of the Epstein files isn’t that any party be it the Democrats of Republicans should be releasing them, it’s the fact that the police haven’t already had a whole set of arrests & lawsuits.
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Merry Christmas everyone.
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Merry Christmas everyone.
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Why did Elon Musk delete this tweet? 🤔
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Why did Elon Musk delete this tweet? 🤔
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So enjoy your cookies, pies, cakes, puddings, custards, eggnog, cocoa, punch, mulled wine, and all the rest guilt-free because you are respecting long-held traditions from cultures around the world that exist for a reason.
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
So enjoy your cookies, pies, cakes, puddings, custards, eggnog, cocoa, punch, mulled wine, and all the rest guilt-free because you are respecting long-held traditions from cultures around the world that exist for a reason.
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4) These foods are traditional during winter because they keep longer without refrigeration and they reflect what's in season - winter wheat has less gluten so makes better cakes.
5) Stop policing other people, jackass. I know that was #2 but I feel it's an important point that bears repeating.
5) Stop policing other people, jackass. I know that was #2 but I feel it's an important point that bears repeating.
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
4) These foods are traditional during winter because they keep longer without refrigeration and they reflect what's in season - winter wheat has less gluten so makes better cakes.
5) Stop policing other people, jackass. I know that was #2 but I feel it's an important point that bears repeating.
5) Stop policing other people, jackass. I know that was #2 but I feel it's an important point that bears repeating.
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3) Part of the reason why it's tradition to eat a lot of rich, high-caloric foods during winter feasts is because you burn calories just trying to maintain your body heat. You quite literally need more calories in winter than you do in the summer.
December 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
3) Part of the reason why it's tradition to eat a lot of rich, high-caloric foods during winter feasts is because you burn calories just trying to maintain your body heat. You quite literally need more calories in winter than you do in the summer.
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Saw someone trying to shame people for eating too much and eating too much sugary/rich foods during the holidays and...well...fuck you. For several reasons.
1) It's tradition across multiple cultures during their winter festivals and feasts.
2) Stop policing other people, jackass.
1) It's tradition across multiple cultures during their winter festivals and feasts.
2) Stop policing other people, jackass.
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Saw someone trying to shame people for eating too much and eating too much sugary/rich foods during the holidays and...well...fuck you. For several reasons.
1) It's tradition across multiple cultures during their winter festivals and feasts.
2) Stop policing other people, jackass.
1) It's tradition across multiple cultures during their winter festivals and feasts.
2) Stop policing other people, jackass.
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He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
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So I saw some of the Epstein stuff floating around on Threads.
It’s even worse than I feared. No, I’m not going to disclose what I saw. It’s THAT bad.
And this is still just the tip of the iceberg.
It’s even worse than I feared. No, I’m not going to disclose what I saw. It’s THAT bad.
And this is still just the tip of the iceberg.
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
So I saw some of the Epstein stuff floating around on Threads.
It’s even worse than I feared. No, I’m not going to disclose what I saw. It’s THAT bad.
And this is still just the tip of the iceberg.
It’s even worse than I feared. No, I’m not going to disclose what I saw. It’s THAT bad.
And this is still just the tip of the iceberg.
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CW: SA, infanticide
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
CW: SA, infanticide
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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CW: SA, Death
The files note that a driver encouraged a little girl who admitted Jeffrey and Trump sexually assaulted her to call the police. She did and was later found with her head blown off.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
The files note that a driver encouraged a little girl who admitted Jeffrey and Trump sexually assaulted her to call the police. She did and was later found with her head blown off.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
CW: SA, Death
The files note that a driver encouraged a little girl who admitted Jeffrey and Trump sexually assaulted her to call the police. She did and was later found with her head blown off.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
The files note that a driver encouraged a little girl who admitted Jeffrey and Trump sexually assaulted her to call the police. She did and was later found with her head blown off.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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IVE BEEN QUOTED. Im guessing I've been quoted, I made that video years ago and it does sound like me. www.reddit.com/r/RedDwarf/c...
From the RedDwarf community on Reddit: Truer words have never been said....
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December 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
IVE BEEN QUOTED. Im guessing I've been quoted, I made that video years ago and it does sound like me. www.reddit.com/r/RedDwarf/c...
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Remember when Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, wrote an op-ed trying to justify having sex with kids?
Seems relevant now.
Seems relevant now.
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Remember when Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, wrote an op-ed trying to justify having sex with kids?
Seems relevant now.
Seems relevant now.
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It is hilariously pathetic that they have to do this because gigantic scalper manbabies wont let kids have fun
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It is hilariously pathetic that they have to do this because gigantic scalper manbabies wont let kids have fun
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this 'I Saw That" pin, showing Jesus's face as he watches government employees desperately trying to scrub Trump's name from the Epstein files.
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December 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this 'I Saw That" pin, showing Jesus's face as he watches government employees desperately trying to scrub Trump's name from the Epstein files.
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Through some Christmas Miracle, the takedown request on my holiday video was removed, so it WILL go up tomorrow! AND I have a gaming video to be released after that! :D youtube.com/pushinguproses - stay tuned!
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December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Through some Christmas Miracle, the takedown request on my holiday video was removed, so it WILL go up tomorrow! AND I have a gaming video to be released after that! :D youtube.com/pushinguproses - stay tuned!