Dan Jacka
@thedanjacka.bsky.social
I am a martyr, I just need a motive
I still feel this way 8 days later
Aaron Parnas is as useless as Aaron Rupar and it’s making me think that all Aarons are fucking Morons.
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I still feel this way 8 days later
Living Spaces has only a seven day return policy for all items at best AND None of their bedding is returnable. What an embarrassing crock that is.
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Living Spaces has only a seven day return policy for all items at best AND None of their bedding is returnable. What an embarrassing crock that is.
The way my heart broke.
Our photographer Alex Kormann captured the exact moment the presses stopped for the last time in Minneapolis, ending a 158 history of locally printed newspapers.
December 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The way my heart broke.
Nodded at Jake Gyllenhal
Quietly shared an elevator with Lyle Lovett.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Nodded at Jake Gyllenhal
The way I know we’re in the worst timeline? My JV high school basketball coach that was literally the worst human I’ve ever met is now running the varsity team and winning as a hero. Barf.
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The way I know we’re in the worst timeline? My JV high school basketball coach that was literally the worst human I’ve ever met is now running the varsity team and winning as a hero. Barf.
I have never wanted a show to end more than Stranger Things. Good grief I’m exhausted.
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I have never wanted a show to end more than Stranger Things. Good grief I’m exhausted.
This year we had a normal Christmas so we played @amerrill2.bsky.social’s cameo from last year for my daughter Zoe. She’s one now so focused on maybe 50% of it. But every time we play it brings me to tears in a good way.
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This year we had a normal Christmas so we played @amerrill2.bsky.social’s cameo from last year for my daughter Zoe. She’s one now so focused on maybe 50% of it. But every time we play it brings me to tears in a good way.
Aaron Parnas is as useless as Aaron Rupar and it’s making me think that all Aarons are fucking Morons.
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Aaron Parnas is as useless as Aaron Rupar and it’s making me think that all Aarons are fucking Morons.
This season of Fionna and Cake finally decided to destroy me. holy hell.
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This season of Fionna and Cake finally decided to destroy me. holy hell.
I hate that AZ senators always think they have to cover their asses on these. They both wanna be president which is a shame
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I hate that AZ senators always think they have to cover their asses on these. They both wanna be president which is a shame
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
My heart hurts.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My heart hurts.
Disney+ not having John Denver and the Muppets is a travesty
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Disney+ not having John Denver and the Muppets is a travesty
Scrolling through old tagged Insta photos when You’re drunk is a DANGEROUS nostalgia trip
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Scrolling through old tagged Insta photos when You’re drunk is a DANGEROUS nostalgia trip
God this sucks. It’s just literally wrong.
Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Gary Sheffield and Fernando Valenzuela receive less than 5 votes and won’t be eligible again until 2031
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
God this sucks. It’s just literally wrong.
Gavin Newsom is great as a troll and a foil for Trump. Otherwise he can go away forever.
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Gavin Newsom is great as a troll and a foil for Trump. Otherwise he can go away forever.
Friendly reminder he started as a morning radio DJ in AZ with Tim from “Tim and Willy” fame.
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Friendly reminder he started as a morning radio DJ in AZ with Tim from “Tim and Willy” fame.
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It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
Ugh. I hate that I want a muppets KO
BUT
Also want an RJ muppets movie regardless of the tie in.
Give. Rion. Muppets.
BUT
Also want an RJ muppets movie regardless of the tie in.
Give. Rion. Muppets.
My justification ya filthy animals 🥰 theplaylist.net/rian-johnson...
Rian Johnson Says A ‘Knives Out’/Muppets Mash-Up Would “Break The Reality,” But He’d Still Love To Make A Straight-Up Muppet Movie
Rian Johnson playfully breaks down why a “Knives Out”/Muppets crossover wouldn’t work, but admits he would love to make a proper Muppet film
theplaylist.net
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ugh. I hate that I want a muppets KO
BUT
Also want an RJ muppets movie regardless of the tie in.
Give. Rion. Muppets.
BUT
Also want an RJ muppets movie regardless of the tie in.
Give. Rion. Muppets.
MAKE IT STOP
In this post I ask a simple question: was Keith Olbermann dating Olivia Nuzzi when she was 18?
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/was-keith-...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/was-keith-...
Was Keith Olbermann Dating Olivia Nuzzi When She Was 18?
I have some questions
houseofmirrors.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
MAKE IT STOP
Yeah that stuck the landing in an “I have to explain my gasp to my wife” kinda way
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yeah that stuck the landing in an “I have to explain my gasp to my wife” kinda way
THREE HOURS
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
THREE HOURS
One fascinating thing to learn when I was at the newspaper was the pre-written obits and how authors outlived them.
This is the first negative one I’ve ever seen and it rules.
This is the first negative one I’ve ever seen and it rules.
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
One fascinating thing to learn when I was at the newspaper was the pre-written obits and how authors outlived them.
This is the first negative one I’ve ever seen and it rules.
This is the first negative one I’ve ever seen and it rules.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time