The Fifth Teletubbie
@thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social
Unitarian Universalist / VHEM / misanthropic socialist / aspiring writer / employed / married
Using bitter comedy as a coping mechanism
Using bitter comedy as a coping mechanism
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Laziness is the mother of invention, not necessity.
Well that's weird, Jeff Bezos and Herman Goring have the same birthday (today). Suuuuuuuuper weird!
Anyways, fuck both of those guys equally.
Anyways, fuck both of those guys equally.
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Well that's weird, Jeff Bezos and Herman Goring have the same birthday (today). Suuuuuuuuper weird!
Anyways, fuck both of those guys equally.
Anyways, fuck both of those guys equally.
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Thomas Massie is a coward. Any American who suggests we should leave NATO is a traitor.
The NYT has run a thousand of these pieces over the last decade: The brave Republican pushing back against Trump and leading the party back to normalcy.
The shift never comes.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/o...
The shift never comes.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/o...
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Thomas Massie is a coward. Any American who suggests we should leave NATO is a traitor.
We have nine-trillion Jurassic Park movies, but I guess the rest of renowned Hollywood author Michael Crichton's work is off limits?
What I'm saying is that I want a Micro movie.
What I'm saying is that I want a Micro movie.
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
We have nine-trillion Jurassic Park movies, but I guess the rest of renowned Hollywood author Michael Crichton's work is off limits?
What I'm saying is that I want a Micro movie.
What I'm saying is that I want a Micro movie.
Any day now
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Any day now
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Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.
Ring ring ring - rebellion phone!
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Ring ring ring - rebellion phone!
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
I think the terms Federalist and Anti-Federalist are going to become super-relevant again, with a new and uniquely violent context.
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I think the terms Federalist and Anti-Federalist are going to become super-relevant again, with a new and uniquely violent context.
I legit saw someone say on Bluesky "I'm an atheist, but I wish Hell was real for bad people."
I need a theology degree to effectively unpack how stupid that is to say.
I need a theology degree to effectively unpack how stupid that is to say.
January 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I legit saw someone say on Bluesky "I'm an atheist, but I wish Hell was real for bad people."
I need a theology degree to effectively unpack how stupid that is to say.
I need a theology degree to effectively unpack how stupid that is to say.
It seems that the lesson MN Dems took from the George Floyd COVID era of chaos was "omg, they like it when we swear on camera."
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
It seems that the lesson MN Dems took from the George Floyd COVID era of chaos was "omg, they like it when we swear on camera."
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What evidence is needed? There's video of the shooting. The ICEhole is a murderer, arrest and charge him as such.
apnews.com/live/minneap...
apnews.com/live/minneap...
Live updates: State investigators say they can't access ICE shooting evidence after FBI takes case
Minnesota’s state investigations agency is prevented from investigating the shooting of Renee Nicole Good by an ICE officer, its head said Thursday.
apnews.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
What evidence is needed? There's video of the shooting. The ICEhole is a murderer, arrest and charge him as such.
apnews.com/live/minneap...
apnews.com/live/minneap...
I don't know why it took me this long to see that Donald Trump is an Oxford Comma guy, and that makes me very sad, bordering on despondent. I didn't think I had anything in common with him except legal status as an adult.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I don't know why it took me this long to see that Donald Trump is an Oxford Comma guy, and that makes me very sad, bordering on despondent. I didn't think I had anything in common with him except legal status as an adult.
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CNN: You're seeing people really trailing these law enforcement vehicles and throwing snowballs…
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
CNN: You're seeing people really trailing these law enforcement vehicles and throwing snowballs…
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How has the state of MN not told Amy Klobuchar to fuck off? Honestly, new Pelosi energy.
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
How has the state of MN not told Amy Klobuchar to fuck off? Honestly, new Pelosi energy.
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Spread the video, this should be easier to find
Judge for yourselves if this is murder or self defense. GD Trump, his henchmen, the fucking GOP and their army of Orcs
Tony
Tony
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Spread the video, this should be easier to find
Yell this from a fucking mountaintop, yes, yes, yes, exactly this!
There will never be a general strike in the US like France or Italy because millions are one unexcused absence from being fired and one firing away from being homeless. Nobody in Europe gets fired, evicted, or loses their health insurance if they strike, so don't blame people here for not doing it.
January 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Yell this from a fucking mountaintop, yes, yes, yes, exactly this!
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10/10. No notes.
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
10/10. No notes.
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This is also distracting from the unedited and unredacted Epstein Files.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
This is also distracting from the unedited and unredacted Epstein Files.
So is Minneapolis the center of a nationwide social movement **again**?
January 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
So is Minneapolis the center of a nationwide social movement **again**?