catastrophicAgrypniac
@thehydrasystem.bsky.social
HE/HIM/HIS, OR ASK. LITERALLY JUST HERE TO HARASS MY FAVORITE MUSICIAN.
can't kill myself yet
i still haven't tried every ice cream flavor
i still haven't tried every ice cream flavor
February 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
can't kill myself yet
i still haven't tried every ice cream flavor
i still haven't tried every ice cream flavor
no one ever told me sex involved penis
like dude... you piss out of that.....
like dude... you piss out of that.....
January 31, 2026 at 7:11 AM
no one ever told me sex involved penis
like dude... you piss out of that.....
like dude... you piss out of that.....
D --> I'm going to google Mr. Hands
January 30, 2026 at 8:24 AM
D --> I'm going to google Mr. Hands
what happened on vecna's island
January 30, 2026 at 12:05 AM
what happened on vecna's island
clicker training my source engine with garry's mod collision sound
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
clicker training my source engine with garry's mod collision sound
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"My Shadow Knows" Tommaso Ciampa AEW Entrance Theme | AEW Music
YouTube video by AEW Music
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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AEW was like “Andrade attacked BELOVED Kenny Omega and aligned himself with an evil stable he is clearly a heel” and AEW fans are like “but he’s cool and suave with the ladies and beats the heck outta people so we shall cheer” and I honestly love that.
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 AM
AEW was like “Andrade attacked BELOVED Kenny Omega and aligned himself with an evil stable he is clearly a heel” and AEW fans are like “but he’s cool and suave with the ladies and beats the heck outta people so we shall cheer” and I honestly love that.
she cha cha on my slide til i take it back now y'all
January 29, 2026 at 9:56 AM
she cha cha on my slide til i take it back now y'all
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evil gordon ramsey: omg its charcoal, thats epic-sauce!!!!
December 18, 2024 at 4:55 AM
evil gordon ramsey: omg its charcoal, thats epic-sauce!!!!
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The whole saga of SlopTubers like Ethan Klein and Mutahar calling for Hasan to be deplatformed over his support of Palestine and frivolously threatening to sue Noah Samsen for calling out their bullshit is the most I've ever felt like this meme.
May 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The whole saga of SlopTubers like Ethan Klein and Mutahar calling for Hasan to be deplatformed over his support of Palestine and frivolously threatening to sue Noah Samsen for calling out their bullshit is the most I've ever felt like this meme.
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somethings brewing at d&d
June 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
somethings brewing at d&d
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My wife and I had a Hindu wedding ceremony in her parents backyard and the HOA bitched about it and fined them. Over the years my FIL has built up an Indian voting bloc and now they control the whole thing and he walks around the development like this telling white people to mow their fucking lawn
Wwe Vince Mc Mahon GIF
Alt: Vince McMahon
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2024 at 4:41 AM
My wife and I had a Hindu wedding ceremony in her parents backyard and the HOA bitched about it and fined them. Over the years my FIL has built up an Indian voting bloc and now they control the whole thing and he walks around the development like this telling white people to mow their fucking lawn
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rubbing a genies big fat lamp rn i'll brb
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
rubbing a genies big fat lamp rn i'll brb
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ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL.
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL.
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doing some research before she comes over
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
doing some research before she comes over
OH HEY LOOK. I'M IN THIS ONE. DAVE IS TOO BUT HE'S UNIMPORTANT TRULY.
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 AM
OH HEY LOOK. I'M IN THIS ONE. DAVE IS TOO BUT HE'S UNIMPORTANT TRULY.
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i clicker trained the tts bot what do i do
January 21, 2026 at 7:21 AM
i clicker trained the tts bot what do i do