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Key
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Weird bug kid who grew up and became a weird bug adult | Disaster and Emergency Management Student | Bachelor of Design (Misery)
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U.S. Responds To Rising Sea Levels By Patting East Coast With Towels https://theonion.com/u-s-responds-to-rising-sea-levels-by-patting-east-coas-1847614367/
September 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Picked up a wolf spider today and delighted in my coworkers (dudes) fear of it and me for doing so
April 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Yukon:

Designed by Janet Couture in 1965, it was not adopted until 1984. The colours represent the Klondike Gold Rush, the midnight sun, the territory's mountains, snow, forests and waters.

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April 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Happy Tartan Day!
Did you know there is a tartan not only for Canada, but each province and territory (some unofficial).
Let's look at each!

Canada:
Designed in 1964 by David Weiser, it is known as the Maple Leaf tartan and became an official symbol in 2011.

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April 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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We are experiencing a power outage. Engineers are working on it now.
March 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Carney calls April 28th election, clarifies Canadians can’t just write “Fuck Trump”
Carney calls April 28th election, clarifies Canadians can’t just write “Fuck Trump”
OTTAWA - Prime Minister Mark Carney has called for a snap election to be held on April 28th, and has specified that Canadians will be required to choose an MP in their riding, as opposed to just writi...
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March 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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WE DID IT!!!

The Alberta 2025 budget confirmed that Edmonton's Ride Transit (low income transit pass) has received funding to continue operations for the next year!

#yegtransit
#yeglrt
#yegcc
#ableg
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Just when you think she can’t sink any lower, Danielle Smith goes again on far-right American radio, this time to push the US to interfere in our election because Poilievre would be “very much in sync” with Trump.

Conservatives: in it for a win, but not in it for Canada.

Let’s make sure they lose.
March 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Hey America

You're welcome.

Don't expect this kind of treatment in the future.
March 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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"Capitalism hates love"
Seen in Valparaiso, Chile
February 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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“Love is stronger than the police”
Seen in The Plateau, Montreal, Canada
February 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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OR deal with the rest of your ongoing coup!

You have a whole lot going on right now.

Maybe instead of speculating about how fun and cute it would be to bully the little guy next door (that's us, the sovereign nation of Canada, oh, and also Greenland), fix your own shit and talk about that instead.
Nice Americans, a plea:

There are many of you here. Hello.

Please stop imagining the benefits of Canada being consumed by America.

Instead advocate against this horrific notion.

Wasting time imagining it happen is time you can better spend fighting against it.

Best,
Paul, a Canadian
February 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The immense importance of this image has missed most people. We are possibly the only beings in the entire universe who have done this and yet we let cruelty, selfishness & greed put at risk all of us.

Hearing it from Carl himself brings tears every time.
February 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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SCOOP: Danielle Smith's government fired the head of Alberta Health Services two days before she was to meet with the Auditor-General to discuss her internal investigation into procurement contracts and deals for private surgical facilities. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber... #abpoli #ableg
Alberta ousted health services CEO amid probe into medical contracts, document alleges
Athana Mentzelopoulos was dismissed two days before a meeting with province’s auditor on her investigation, according to letter
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February 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Now this is something I can get behind
If you aren't a fan of snakes, then you may not want to go to the Narcisse Snake Dens 100 km north of Winnipeg.
Each spring, tens of thousands of snakes emerge from their winter dens to start mating.
Let's learn more about the Narcisse Snake Dens!

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February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Today on my podcast Canada's Great War: The Nursing Sisters
Over 2,800 Canadian women served as nursing sisters during the First World War. Nearly 60 never returned home.
Listen on all podcast platforms.

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The Nursing Sisters
While Canadian soldiers were fighting in the trenches of France during the First World War, there were others Canadians who were also serving but too often their service is forgotten about. Over th…
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February 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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#Oxhoft Culture: this appeared in the first half of the 100s BC, succeeding the earlier #Pomeranian culture in northern #Poland, mainly around the #Oder & #Vistula mouths.

www.historyfiles.co.uk/KingListsEur...

#history #historyfiles #IronAge #europe #ancientworld #ancienteurope #archaeology
February 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Back at it on the picket lines this morning at M.E. LaZerte with educational support staff. It’s the third week now that educational assistants, office administrators, librarians, and more are on strike for fair wages and respect ✊
January 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Ontario passes bill allowing bike paths that lead to walls with tunnels painted on them
Ontario passes bill allowing bike paths that lead to walls with tunnels painted on them
TORONTO - Premier Doug Ford's government successfully passed a bill today allowing municipalities to create bike paths throughout the province so long as they lead to a wall with the image of a tunnel...
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January 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Anti-fascist pasteup spotted in NYC
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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The morning sky has something to say about Trans rights in Alberta.
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I'm re-starting my generally-focused-on-Edmonton air pressure and migraine tracking.
Not sure on a hashtag, but if I keep it all in one thread (this one), hopefully it won't pollute people's feeds too much.

There's a low coming in from the south coast of Alaska.
Down 1kPa in 12 hours so far.
October 2, 2023 at 1:10 AM
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woke
January 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Okay, but who else gives us gems like this.
January 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Jan. 28, 1916:
Manitoba becomes the first province in Canada to extend the vote to women. To vote, women must be of British descent and 21 years of age or over. Asian and Indigenous women are not given the right to vote.

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Women’s Suffrage In Canada
For over a century, women have had the right to vote in Canadian federal elections and most provincial elections. We take it for granted now, but the fight to get to that point was a long one for t…
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January 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM