the king of england
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(I am the actual king of england, but shhh! don’t tell anyone 🤫)
so my racist downstairs neighbor apparently hasn’t been paying his gas bill and he just got the heat shut off in my entire multi unit house.
Thank god it’s only going down to 40 tonight. Tomorrow it’s supposed to be 16 😑
Thank god it’s only going down to 40 tonight. Tomorrow it’s supposed to be 16 😑
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
so my racist downstairs neighbor apparently hasn’t been paying his gas bill and he just got the heat shut off in my entire multi unit house.
Thank god it’s only going down to 40 tonight. Tomorrow it’s supposed to be 16 😑
Thank god it’s only going down to 40 tonight. Tomorrow it’s supposed to be 16 😑
Yeah, I don’t know the actual death toll (sorry for being blunt) but what I do know is CBS news is full of horse shit
Over 12,000 feared dead after Iran protests, as video shows bodies lined up at morgue
Information trickling out of Iran suggests a far deadlier crackdown on protesters than previously reported.
www.cbsnews.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Yeah, I don’t know the actual death toll (sorry for being blunt) but what I do know is CBS news is full of horse shit
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BREAKING:
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
BREAKING:
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
Cops’ primary and fundamental function is to protect capital, and the sooner you learn that, the sooner you’re going to stop being so confused all the time.
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Cops’ primary and fundamental function is to protect capital, and the sooner you learn that, the sooner you’re going to stop being so confused all the time.
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The worst music festival ever just dropped.
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 PM
The worst music festival ever just dropped.
I’m not the world’s biggest fan of his comedy, but it has really gotta be difficult having this guy’s name right now
January 13, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I’m not the world’s biggest fan of his comedy, but it has really gotta be difficult having this guy’s name right now
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the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
WARNER: It used to take 5 to 6 months to get trained. They've now lowered the training period to 47 days. Why 47 days? Because Donald Trump's the 47th president. Tell me that's a rational approach
KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait
WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait
WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
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This is quite literally one of the things we fought a revolution to stop.
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is quite literally one of the things we fought a revolution to stop.
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we have to start moving towards a workers party, and abandon the dems.
primarying is a good starting point, but we have to put up a wall to any future candidates: we will not support you if you are a democrat. we will not support you if you work with the dnc.
primarying is a good starting point, but we have to put up a wall to any future candidates: we will not support you if you are a democrat. we will not support you if you work with the dnc.
this is not a party gearing up to even pare back funding, let alone abolish ICE. I cannot stress enough that it'd be cleaner and easier to just get rid of every last one of them via primary than try to figure out which is worth saving
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
we have to start moving towards a workers party, and abandon the dems.
primarying is a good starting point, but we have to put up a wall to any future candidates: we will not support you if you are a democrat. we will not support you if you work with the dnc.
primarying is a good starting point, but we have to put up a wall to any future candidates: we will not support you if you are a democrat. we will not support you if you work with the dnc.
it's sad, you never hear about anyone riding off into the sunset on their trusty steed anymore. when did steeds become so untrustworthy? 😢
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
it's sad, you never hear about anyone riding off into the sunset on their trusty steed anymore. when did steeds become so untrustworthy? 😢
for anybody waking up this morning kind of confused about why Jerome Powell the Chairman of the Federal Reserve is all over their timeline (like I was) here's a really quick video explaining what's going on.
this is not good
YouTube video by voidzilla
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
for anybody waking up this morning kind of confused about why Jerome Powell the Chairman of the Federal Reserve is all over their timeline (like I was) here's a really quick video explaining what's going on.
we simply love to see it don't we folks? 😇
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
we simply love to see it don't we folks? 😇
I don’t know what it is you like to do for fun, but sometimes I like to ride my bike out to the beach and do this ☺️
January 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I don’t know what it is you like to do for fun, but sometimes I like to ride my bike out to the beach and do this ☺️
Listen you guys, Mufasa was no angel 😠
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Listen you guys, Mufasa was no angel 😠
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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
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French General Nicolas Richoux: “If the United States attacks Greenland, we should fight the Americans and turn them into the villains of history.”
January 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
French General Nicolas Richoux: “If the United States attacks Greenland, we should fight the Americans and turn them into the villains of history.”
wtf, is this true?? 😳
January 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
wtf, is this true?? 😳
the thing about naturally waking up at 4am everyday regardless of what’s going on is by the time it gets to be like 6-7 o’clock (going out and doing stuff time) I’m pretty much almost exhausted already 😮💨
(good news is I got all my laundry done before 10 🙄)
(good news is I got all my laundry done before 10 🙄)
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
the thing about naturally waking up at 4am everyday regardless of what’s going on is by the time it gets to be like 6-7 o’clock (going out and doing stuff time) I’m pretty much almost exhausted already 😮💨
(good news is I got all my laundry done before 10 🙄)
(good news is I got all my laundry done before 10 🙄)
this is actually the most millennial coded thing about him
January 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
this is actually the most millennial coded thing about him
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This is a really big deal.
NEW: These are ICE agents removing evidence from the shooter's home. They are not DOJ, they are Jonathan Ross's friends and coworkers, not DOJ.
This agent removing Ross's personal computer was reported yesterday Jan 9 for boxing in a volunteer and telling them "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"
This agent removing Ross's personal computer was reported yesterday Jan 9 for boxing in a volunteer and telling them "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This is a really big deal.
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American startup Praxis has announced plans to turn #Greenland into a cryptocurrency state.
American crypto experts also say the US will turn Greenland into a major cryptocurrency mining hub.
Yesterday, Trump declared Greenland's annexation inevitable.
American crypto experts also say the US will turn Greenland into a major cryptocurrency mining hub.
Yesterday, Trump declared Greenland's annexation inevitable.
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 AM
American startup Praxis has announced plans to turn #Greenland into a cryptocurrency state.
American crypto experts also say the US will turn Greenland into a major cryptocurrency mining hub.
Yesterday, Trump declared Greenland's annexation inevitable.
American crypto experts also say the US will turn Greenland into a major cryptocurrency mining hub.
Yesterday, Trump declared Greenland's annexation inevitable.
whenever I search for the name of the ice officer that murdered Renee Good on google all the news results keep saying stuff like, “did you know that last summer he was in a different incident with a car???” “did you know he got dragged by one???” like that’s any kind of an excuse
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 AM
whenever I search for the name of the ice officer that murdered Renee Good on google all the news results keep saying stuff like, “did you know that last summer he was in a different incident with a car???” “did you know he got dragged by one???” like that’s any kind of an excuse
seriously man- like they have *other* stuff to do, you know that, right? Oh or did you think that their “unfinished business” was making your hallway door close “kind of fast” by itself?
There are ghosts in your house but don't be so arrogant to think they have the time or energy to fuck your shit about.
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
seriously man- like they have *other* stuff to do, you know that, right? Oh or did you think that their “unfinished business” was making your hallway door close “kind of fast” by itself?
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its so weird how the only people willing to sign up to be nazis are the cowards who are too scared to go to a jimmy johns without an ar15.
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed an unarmed civilian, flew a don't-tread-on-me Gadsden flag at his house, per the Daily Mail.
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
its so weird how the only people willing to sign up to be nazis are the cowards who are too scared to go to a jimmy johns without an ar15.
huh. that’s actually a pretty good question. do you know why?
Why Are Grok and X Still Available in App Stores?
Elon Musk’s chatbot has been used to generate thousands of sexualized images of adults and apparent minors. Apple and Google have removed other “nudify” apps—but continue to host X and Grok.
www.wired.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:13 AM
huh. that’s actually a pretty good question. do you know why?