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TheKnockOnWood
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Traveling through space and time one post at a time
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Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I tried to listen to music on my AirPods coming from my iPhone which was AirPlaying audio to my Mac which I was looking at through my Vision Pro and it wouldn’t work. What a cruel world we live in…
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I put this wine rack in the kitchen over a week ago and my girlfriend still hasn’t asked if we could crack a bottle 🥲
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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mentally I'm here:
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Dark origin story for Chao in December 2028?? Finally we’ll learn about their struggle and how they came out on top after they endured a genocide of their brothers and sisters
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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This is a fantastic interview in general, but the realness of this particular answer stopped me cold
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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i love hockey
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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a very very long time ago i was listening to a video game podcast that has long since stopped existing where a frustrated listener wrote in asking what “Guitar Hero Ennui” was because he misheard them talking about “Guitar Hero on Wii”
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Show me this in 2017 and I’m calling you a witch
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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It's been 7 years to the day since the iPad Pro received its iconic redesign.
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Luigi's Mansion 3 character DLC when
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation i
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM