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I am the man who stays home and does the dishes.
And how was your day?
And how was your day?
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Someone just set off fireworks in my neighborhood. Oh my heart.
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Someone just set off fireworks in my neighborhood. Oh my heart.
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it’s so cool the yankees didn’t get to experience this feeling
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it’s so cool the yankees didn’t get to experience this feeling
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There are people on the Internet that get upset about someone else’s scratched iPhone and they post about it like it’s the news or sports. The scandal of the new iPhone is news to them. Important content. What the fuck are we doing.
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
There are people on the Internet that get upset about someone else’s scratched iPhone and they post about it like it’s the news or sports. The scandal of the new iPhone is news to them. Important content. What the fuck are we doing.
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believe it or not, there was a time on the internet where it did not feel like you were constantly getting clonked on the head with hammers. there were problems, sure. but the concussion symptoms were way, way lower, on average.
September 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
believe it or not, there was a time on the internet where it did not feel like you were constantly getting clonked on the head with hammers. there were problems, sure. but the concussion symptoms were way, way lower, on average.
Shouldn’t they be planning for Trump to be raptured?
September 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Shouldn’t they be planning for Trump to be raptured?
John Nelson Darby is rolling over in his grave. Then rising to heaven to meet the lord in the air.
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
John Nelson Darby is rolling over in his grave. Then rising to heaven to meet the lord in the air.
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hey guys, new fun gag where we [hrrmmm] sleep with women under false pretenses?
Conservative men are apparently pretending to be liberal and then "coming out" to their progressive girlfriends after dating for months
Conservative Men keep LYING because no one will date them...
YouTube video by Happy Pancake
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September 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
hey guys, new fun gag where we [hrrmmm] sleep with women under false pretenses?
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The country's political press if Trump gives them their war in Afghanistan back
a hockey game is being shown on espn and the score is fla 2 to edm 1
ALT: a hockey game is being shown on espn and the score is fla 2 to edm 1
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The country's political press if Trump gives them their war in Afghanistan back
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lol they really done fucked it huh?
just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg
September 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
lol they really done fucked it huh?
Clayton Kershaw is retiring to spend more time with his racist podcasters.
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Clayton Kershaw is retiring to spend more time with his racist podcasters.
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Sarah Palin at the 1987 Great Alaska Shootout:
All in on Rice
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sarah Palin at the 1987 Great Alaska Shootout:
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I feel stupid announcing this, but I think it has more of an effect if I do: I cancelled Disney, Hulu, and ESPN+. And I plan to shoplift Andor season 2 when it comes to Blu-ray.
September 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I feel stupid announcing this, but I think it has more of an effect if I do: I cancelled Disney, Hulu, and ESPN+. And I plan to shoplift Andor season 2 when it comes to Blu-ray.
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Suffer the little children
JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Suffer the little children
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The idea that “the civil rights act was a mistake” is a mainstream conservative position we can only tolerate but “defund the police” is a great cancer that must be excised from America for Democrats to win is the actual reason Democrats lose. Sorry.
September 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The idea that “the civil rights act was a mistake” is a mainstream conservative position we can only tolerate but “defund the police” is a great cancer that must be excised from America for Democrats to win is the actual reason Democrats lose. Sorry.
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Rounding up and kicking out people who do actual hard work, while holding the door for formerly nearly eradicated, potentially crippling childhood illnesses
September 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Rounding up and kicking out people who do actual hard work, while holding the door for formerly nearly eradicated, potentially crippling childhood illnesses
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If you see literal Democratic electeds getting arrested and decide that the appropriate response is to rag on Democrats for being ineffective, I just need you to walk me through your theory of change here.
September 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you see literal Democratic electeds getting arrested and decide that the appropriate response is to rag on Democrats for being ineffective, I just need you to walk me through your theory of change here.
Kershaw is so sad his hero died that he's giving up baseball to focus on his true passion of being a piece of shit.
September 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Kershaw is so sad his hero died that he's giving up baseball to focus on his true passion of being a piece of shit.
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Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina
Fewer girls are playing sports after govt erected barriers for girls to play sports.
edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
Early dropoff in girls' school sports linked to new gender confirmation forms
Province's new requirements are already having impacts on girls' sports in junior high
edmontonjournal.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina
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Report: The U.S. military is looking for a few proud boys www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Military leaders consider recruiting campaign centered around Charlie Kirk
Possible slogans discussed include “Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors.” There is talk of using Turning Point USA chapters as recruitment centers.
www.nbcnews.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Report: The U.S. military is looking for a few proud boys www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM