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What I fucking hate about the right wing narrative, beyond its insane callousness, is how the responsibility is only on the citizen. The suburban mom held at gunpoint must remain completely calm and docile but if the trained officer gets spooked by a twig snapping he gets to just start blasting.
January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Week 1. We invaded Venezuela. We killed the ACA subsidies. We destroyed the Kennedy Center. We murdered a woman in cold blood over deportations. We threatened Greenland, now we are offering them $100,000 per person to allow us to take over their country.
First 7 days. Can we survive a year of this?
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Honestly so much of the agony of social media could be spared if people with 200k follower accounts were just, like, assigned a handler who had to review their posts and be like "sorry boss no, how about we send this to the group chat instead"
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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it's so transparent that the UK's online censorship act was about bashing the freaks and queers and not at all about reigning in what corporations can do. the labour party is fractally contemptible; the actions are bad, but if you dig into their motives they prove to be even worse.
Keir Starmer's spokesman asked if Government will still use X now it posts indecent images of children, replies "we always keep communication channels under review to reach public in most appropriate way possible”

"Operators are under obligation to act appropriately. We always hope they would do"
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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This guy here is dead 👇
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.

No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.

Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Wait. The guy who sued his own record label claiming that they unfairly boosted Kendrick's song about him... has been involved in doing sketchy things to boost the play counts of his own music?
Drake has been accused in a federal class-action RICO lawsuit of using the online sweepstakes casino to boost the play counts of his music across the major streaming platforms.
Drake accused of using an online gambling platform to inflate play counts of his music
The Canadian rapper and two others are also accused in a RICO lawsuit of using the Stake gambling platform to transfer money between themselves.
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January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Lol
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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If you want proof that Matt got rich by making himself believe a lot of really stupid, easily debunked bullshit, the lawsuit itself is exhibit A
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Trump’s Christmas Day attacks on Nigeria a complete failure and cost nearly $30 million.

Witnesses report the US struck fields and farmland in areas with no history of terrorist activity or presence. On top of that multiple US missiles failed to detonate & sunk into the dirt.
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Very shitty people who become opposed to other very shitty people are still very shitty people

LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well

STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people

MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM