Bryan
@thelxdesigner.bsky.social
Atlanta, GA. lighting designer for hire. live music. nerd culture. liberal af.
Muppet Les Mis, Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean, would make TRILLIONS.
#kermitmarius
#kermitmarius
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Muppet Les Mis, Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean, would make TRILLIONS.
#kermitmarius
#kermitmarius
an Ides of March situation couldn’t happen today because 40 senators could never agree on something.
March 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
an Ides of March situation couldn’t happen today because 40 senators could never agree on something.
does anyone else’s kids eat dinner, and then become psychopath amateur parkour enthusiasts, shaking the whole house with screams and thumps until it’s time to argue about bedtime? asking for a friend.
February 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
does anyone else’s kids eat dinner, and then become psychopath amateur parkour enthusiasts, shaking the whole house with screams and thumps until it’s time to argue about bedtime? asking for a friend.
Marshmallows are for team players, Dylan.
February 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Marshmallows are for team players, Dylan.
Yankee fan making a lot of noise about that fan interference.. i dunno sounds like some kind of curse to me. 😏
October 27, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Yankee fan making a lot of noise about that fan interference.. i dunno sounds like some kind of curse to me. 😏
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ADHD hyperfocus is wild because you decide to google one thing & then suddenly 4 days have gone by and you are an expert on the migration patterns of penguins.
December 21, 2023 at 10:33 PM
ADHD hyperfocus is wild because you decide to google one thing & then suddenly 4 days have gone by and you are an expert on the migration patterns of penguins.
as a neurodivergent, i wanna publicly apologize for when you pick up your phone with 19 texts from me, but it’s just me hitting send after every comma in my sentence. if it helps, me talking to you means that you are deep in my social bubble and it’s like a members only sitch, so, we tight.
July 21, 2023 at 3:51 AM
as a neurodivergent, i wanna publicly apologize for when you pick up your phone with 19 texts from me, but it’s just me hitting send after every comma in my sentence. if it helps, me talking to you means that you are deep in my social bubble and it’s like a members only sitch, so, we tight.
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If you can't identify RFK Jr. as a howlingly obvious do-not-make-eye-contact kook then you shouldn't be allowed out of the house. You will get pickpocketed by a dachshund.
July 15, 2023 at 8:57 PM
If you can't identify RFK Jr. as a howlingly obvious do-not-make-eye-contact kook then you shouldn't be allowed out of the house. You will get pickpocketed by a dachshund.
::republicans looking up from their cocaine:: HUNTER BIDEN DID COCAINE!
July 7, 2023 at 11:47 PM
::republicans looking up from their cocaine:: HUNTER BIDEN DID COCAINE!
i hear @darthbluesky.bsky.social i having fun looking at our doggos. here is my 12 year old muppet Pepper. she’s a good girl.
July 6, 2023 at 6:04 PM
i hear @darthbluesky.bsky.social i having fun looking at our doggos. here is my 12 year old muppet Pepper. she’s a good girl.
my wife’s car was recalled today, and we got a letter saying bits of metal could shoot thru the airbag and kill us, but there are no replacement parts available, so sit tight, we’ll let you know. meanwhile, roll the dice i guess?
July 5, 2023 at 2:48 AM
my wife’s car was recalled today, and we got a letter saying bits of metal could shoot thru the airbag and kill us, but there are no replacement parts available, so sit tight, we’ll let you know. meanwhile, roll the dice i guess?
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For decades, right-wingers told us same-sex marriage would lead to a war on Christianity.
7 years after marriage equality, the consequences have been so boring that Republicans literally had to make up a case where they imagined they were victimized to justify more bigotry.
7 years after marriage equality, the consequences have been so boring that Republicans literally had to make up a case where they imagined they were victimized to justify more bigotry.
July 5, 2023 at 2:19 AM
For decades, right-wingers told us same-sex marriage would lead to a war on Christianity.
7 years after marriage equality, the consequences have been so boring that Republicans literally had to make up a case where they imagined they were victimized to justify more bigotry.
7 years after marriage equality, the consequences have been so boring that Republicans literally had to make up a case where they imagined they were victimized to justify more bigotry.
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[God making soup]
ANGEL: so I need hot water & then I can add literally anything else to it?
GOD: yup
ANGEL: tomatoes?
GOD: tomato soup
ANGEL: a chicken?
GOD: chicken soup
ANGEL: an Italian wedding?
GOD: [taking bong rip] Italian wedding soup
ANGEL: so I need hot water & then I can add literally anything else to it?
GOD: yup
ANGEL: tomatoes?
GOD: tomato soup
ANGEL: a chicken?
GOD: chicken soup
ANGEL: an Italian wedding?
GOD: [taking bong rip] Italian wedding soup
July 3, 2023 at 5:00 PM
[God making soup]
ANGEL: so I need hot water & then I can add literally anything else to it?
GOD: yup
ANGEL: tomatoes?
GOD: tomato soup
ANGEL: a chicken?
GOD: chicken soup
ANGEL: an Italian wedding?
GOD: [taking bong rip] Italian wedding soup
ANGEL: so I need hot water & then I can add literally anything else to it?
GOD: yup
ANGEL: tomatoes?
GOD: tomato soup
ANGEL: a chicken?
GOD: chicken soup
ANGEL: an Italian wedding?
GOD: [taking bong rip] Italian wedding soup
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there’s something so bleak about the Court announcing that discrimination against LGBT people in accommodations is functionally legal, and then while you’re processing that they take ten thousand dollars from you
June 30, 2023 at 2:54 PM
there’s something so bleak about the Court announcing that discrimination against LGBT people in accommodations is functionally legal, and then while you’re processing that they take ten thousand dollars from you
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
June 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
anyone here on Goodreads?
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/126164521
i’m hungry for more friends that read a lot.
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/126164521
i’m hungry for more friends that read a lot.
June 28, 2023 at 9:26 PM
anyone here on Goodreads?
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/126164521
i’m hungry for more friends that read a lot.
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/126164521
i’m hungry for more friends that read a lot.
fucking Nazi’s were trolling my neighborhood synagogue yesterday. swastikas out, burning Israeli flags, picking fights. half a mile from my front door. my WWII vet grandfather is rolling in his grave.
June 26, 2023 at 4:05 AM
fucking Nazi’s were trolling my neighborhood synagogue yesterday. swastikas out, burning Israeli flags, picking fights. half a mile from my front door. my WWII vet grandfather is rolling in his grave.
y’all, we aren’t really calling them “skeets” are we?
June 25, 2023 at 3:58 AM
y’all, we aren’t really calling them “skeets” are we?
in soviet russia, ground floor comes to you!
June 24, 2023 at 8:28 PM
in soviet russia, ground floor comes to you!
do we think, in Russia, when people are saying their goodbyes casually, someone will throw in a “don’t stand next to any 3rd floor windows!” and everyone chuckles and they go?
June 24, 2023 at 8:27 PM
do we think, in Russia, when people are saying their goodbyes casually, someone will throw in a “don’t stand next to any 3rd floor windows!” and everyone chuckles and they go?
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the holy trinity of dumb fuck
June 24, 2023 at 4:17 PM
the holy trinity of dumb fuck
is this the new twitter yet?
June 24, 2023 at 7:25 PM
is this the new twitter yet?