middle spoon by Americas local band cheekface out now imo

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I already blocked Jesse Singal because I heard he vapes piss.

Yay! It's Saturday!

Me: I wish I could get around to finishing Succession

Also me: I should re-listen to a podcast that is 100 hours long.

I saw throat coat and work and had an idea.

I can’t believe that America has fallen so far. America’s Mayor is having to sell his strategic apartment and tit supply to pay legal bills.

I will not be listening to the dumb gingers song. I’m allowed to use the g word. I’m half ginger.

Man, I really need to shout out a medical case worker who pulled me out of 14 month wait for a neuro psychiatric evaluation to update my meds, and got me on track of a month wait. Doing gods work on there fam.

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I have to say, Twitter is still good at filling me with enough rage to get out of bed.

Making jokes about something like this is honestly sick. It's a genuine tragedy that Mitch McConnell is still alive, and my heart is with all those affected.

if you're wondering how @Twitter turned into @x, i spoke with the original @x (who had his handle changed to @x12345678998765)

Elon Musk took his 16+ year old username

here's how it went down:
https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-twitter-take-x-handle-from-original-user