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@theotternerd.bsky.social
Internet nobody, professional videographer, amateur gamer, nerd, combat veteran, elder millennial (4X), he/him. Married to @victoricrong.bsky.social.
My opinions are dumb.
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My opinions are dumb.
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Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
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I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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INCOMING PUNCH! Some guys hanging in South Philly start a boxing career - what's new? Also, new Boxing rules just dropped:
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
INCOMING PUNCH! Some guys hanging in South Philly start a boxing career - what's new? Also, new Boxing rules just dropped:
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I actually did a whole Goth Ankha series. I miss that.
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I actually did a whole Goth Ankha series. I miss that.
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I believe Strike Rouge is getting upset with me…. But I can’t help myself. :)
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I believe Strike Rouge is getting upset with me…. But I can’t help myself. :)
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Hii! December commissions are open!! if interested, feel free to dm me here or on tumblr (same @) payment via paypal, prices on next post! shares are appreciated 🫶
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hii! December commissions are open!! if interested, feel free to dm me here or on tumblr (same @) payment via paypal, prices on next post! shares are appreciated 🫶
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“What does… Sonic… need with a race car?”
This is a joke for no one.
This is a joke for no one.
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
“What does… Sonic… need with a race car?”
This is a joke for no one.
This is a joke for no one.
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A wee little doodle of Casper the Friendly Ghost
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A wee little doodle of Casper the Friendly Ghost
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Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
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red shirt death statistics
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
red shirt death statistics
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean http://theonion.com/single-woman-tired-of-looking-for-mr-bean/
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean http://theonion.com/single-woman-tired-of-looking-for-mr-bean/
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Possessed Maid 💜🦷
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Possessed Maid 💜🦷
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Judge Resigns After Wearing Elvis Wig In Court https://theonion.com/judge-resigns-after-wearing-elvis-wig-in-court/
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Judge Resigns After Wearing Elvis Wig In Court https://theonion.com/judge-resigns-after-wearing-elvis-wig-in-court/
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I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
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how long does cocaine take to kick in
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
how long does cocaine take to kick in
My YT Music rewind wasn’t too surprising. I listened to mostly rap (49%) and Kendrick was my top artist listened to, with Tyler and Clipse in the top 5, but so were Massive Attack and Noiselund. Also, all the top albums played were from those same artists.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My YT Music rewind wasn’t too surprising. I listened to mostly rap (49%) and Kendrick was my top artist listened to, with Tyler and Clipse in the top 5, but so were Massive Attack and Noiselund. Also, all the top albums played were from those same artists.
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I was onto something here
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I was onto something here
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Thoth and Ammit 🐊
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Thoth and Ammit 🐊
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