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rissa/she/they/🦌 favorite food is cake favorite color is seafoam i play dnd and video games TheRissa on discord beantricks on tumblr banner by @theeliriots.bsky.social 🩷🩵💜✨ icon by @eggyartist.bsky.social 🐥🐤✨🫶

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👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 14d

i found my favorite glados portal glamour shots :) i will have more favorite moments in the comments i’m sure - stick around! god i loved being her.

glados having a great time at a bar during the christmas season. probably drinking something classy and not anything chel could even pronounce. it is my cosplay. photography by unicornjack

me as glados in christmas garland - she is enjoying a classy christmas and owning the space. photography by unicornjack

me as glados with a turret at a granite table , photography by unicornjack

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👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 14m

no one will bother me while i work on my moves for 10 years. it’ll be the perfect time to do it.

👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 15m

i’m gonna make up a whole new kind of martial art

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20m

it's real, i'm a brand partner

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Nabisco x Dennys Limited Edition Moons Over My Hammy Newtons
It's not a cookie, it's ham and cake.
October 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM

Ottoman war cam... @solitarycamel.bs...12m In what context is ham and cake, together as one, appealing ever

Ottoman war cam... @solitarycam... 10m 'm at this point my He SO fed up with everything in marketing and consumerism that it didn't even occur to me that this may not be real. I still won't be shocked if it is.

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Blooms & Greens @bloomsgreens.bsky.social · 9h

🌱 The black cherry tomatoes are not really black but they have a full balanced flavor and just the right crunch. It’s a great snacking tomato. I hope to plant this again next season.

Round fruits on a vine with rusty color.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10h

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

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CarmineQueme @carminequeme.bsky.social · 1h

Commission💛

🔻𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀: #CQueme
🔻My links and comm form in bio

#commissionsopen #commission #art #digitalart

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👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 40m

rarpha rand romega????

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 42m

Shaggy: like, Scoob, i don't think those were portobello mushrooms!

Scoob: ጎ ልጮ ፕⶴቹ ልረየⶴል ልክጋ ፕⶴቹ ዐጮቹፏል

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

uh I guess they must've "came through" then bc ICE is currently brutalizing your citizens assisted by your police

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 6h

If you come for my people, you come through me.

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👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 3h

getting the expedition 33 itch again ahhhhhh i just want the energy to play anything i’m so damn tired

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 4h

Hey babe lets go get cocktails and then get kicked outta the mall

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👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 4h

not if you’re gonna be fussy

👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 4h

i’ve begun reading stupid things in marc maron’s theo von voice specifically

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s @die-hardman.com · 4h

Girls love it when you boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

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Luv @its-soulfy.bsky.social · 6h

Drawtober 2022 : Death

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#drawtober #art

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Endless Mode @endlessmode.bsky.social · 7h

In the '90s Ken Griffey Jr. was as much of a Nintendo icon as Kirby, Link or Samus. As the Seattle Mariners play deep into the baseball playoffs, we look at the team's long history with Nintendo. www.endlessmode.com/article/nint...

Nintendo's Baseball History: Why Ken Griffey Jr. and the Seattle Mariners Should Be Honorary Smash Bros.

As the Seattle Mariners continue their playoff run, we look at the team's long relationship with Nintendo, and the video games it inspired.

www.endlessmode.com

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"SPACE KOOK" 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 8h

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👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 5h

the outfit really does give “army had a half day”

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 7h

>not a veteran
>wall full of challenge coins

Kash Patel wearing the corniest Christmas camo punisher skull sweatshirt with his own podcast advertised on the sleeve, wearing his own merch hat too and another behind him, in front of an American flag challenge coin holder that also contains stickers for his podcast

buster bluth in fatigues with arms full of stuffed animals. "these are my awards, mother. from army."

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 5h

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · Jul 4

a true story from 2011

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · Aug 17

HUMAN RIGHTS ARE NOT A PICK'N'MIX GOODNIGHT

Morbo from Futurama, an angry green alien newscaster

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC (Friday only!) @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 6h

On the off-chance this isn't bait:

The issue is your definition of lesbian. It has never just meant Women Loving Women. Look at the legacy of butches, of daddy culture, of masculine gender expression among dykes. It is a rejection of patriarchal gender norms and romantic expectations, not just WLW.

What is a he/him lesbian? / want to be supportive of people's identities, but| eel like this is taking a word with a specific meaning women loving women) and generalizingit beyond practical function.

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👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 6h

me to myself every 20 minutes today because i keep going to the well with no water

mariah carey pulling both her guns even though it pains her ;)

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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 7h

My Ghost Pokemon designs so far! More on the way...

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