Yoink El Sploink 🍉
@theseconddumbass.bsky.social
He/Him
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Merry christmas from the arctic research station ❤️🎄!! We just adopted a new puppy 💖
December 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Merry christmas from the arctic research station ❤️🎄!! We just adopted a new puppy 💖
caves of qud fan art 👍
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
caves of qud fan art 👍
goonign to Mrs. Piggy
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
goonign to Mrs. Piggy
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The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever
Caves of Qud
The fishermen on the great lake have no need to waste their time angling. They instead employ their trusty avian familiars to snatch prey straight out of the water.
The birds are kept well fed for their hard work.
The birds are kept well fed for their hard work.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Caves of Qud
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there’s no whimsy in the world left. Qanon freaks don’t even make call of duty loading screen edits anymore
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
there’s no whimsy in the world left. Qanon freaks don’t even make call of duty loading screen edits anymore
What a completely normal thing to do.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What a completely normal thing to do.
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Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is free to own on Steam (offer ends Nov 23) buff.ly/pjY24hk
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is free to own on Steam (offer ends Nov 23) buff.ly/pjY24hk
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PLAY MAN-THINGS KILL-SLAYING FELLOW SKAVEN-RATS YES YES
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is free to own on Steam (offer ends Nov 23) buff.ly/pjY24hk
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
PLAY MAN-THINGS KILL-SLAYING FELLOW SKAVEN-RATS YES YES
What is it about fame that makes people sit up one day and say; “You know, I should REALLY be touching kids right now!”
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What is it about fame that makes people sit up one day and say; “You know, I should REALLY be touching kids right now!”
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chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough
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if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
One day one of my posts will reach the discover tab and be hit with a deluge of replies humorless rubes that talk too much about trump’s dick size.
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
One day one of my posts will reach the discover tab and be hit with a deluge of replies humorless rubes that talk too much about trump’s dick size.
losing all of Australia in RISK and clasping my hands behind my back and staring out a window like I just lost 50,000 men in a military Blunder circa 1824
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
losing all of Australia in RISK and clasping my hands behind my back and staring out a window like I just lost 50,000 men in a military Blunder circa 1824
The Mamdate of heaven is strong so far
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Mamdate of heaven is strong so far
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Zohran is personally forcing me to trans my gender rn
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Zohran is personally forcing me to trans my gender rn
the people yearn for transgender socialist sharia brat law
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the people yearn for transgender socialist sharia brat law
(In a Tucker Carlson voice) Literally 538 9/11s worth of money,
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
(In a Tucker Carlson voice) Literally 538 9/11s worth of money,
are we sure it wasn’t a hunting accident
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
are we sure it wasn’t a hunting accident
no, Patrick, evil regimes having drip is the exception, not the rule.
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
no, Patrick, evil regimes having drip is the exception, not the rule.