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swimming back from the depths of the sea
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fun, sad fact: chia is native to mexico, so the terra cotta warriors of Qin Shi Huang could not have been chia pets
October 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
fun, sad fact: chia is native to mexico, so the terra cotta warriors of Qin Shi Huang could not have been chia pets
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the message of zootopia 2 was that you must be willing to die to fight injustice if you want rabbit pussy
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
the message of zootopia 2 was that you must be willing to die to fight injustice if you want rabbit pussy
Guy who’s looksmaxxing to look more like goofy
February 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Guy who’s looksmaxxing to look more like goofy
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Descent (1995)
February 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Descent (1995)
2027 is gonna be the year of swole Confucianism
February 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
2027 is gonna be the year of swole Confucianism
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guy who only talks about the wizard of oz
February 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
guy who only talks about the wizard of oz
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putting the vaseline glove from of mice and men on my hand and sitting on it
February 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
putting the vaseline glove from of mice and men on my hand and sitting on it
disney hates women (mara jade)
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
disney hates women (mara jade)
Bib Fortuna’s weird shaped ass crack
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Bib Fortuna’s weird shaped ass crack
Blexas will happen when the two headed dog howls at the carls jr on Memorial Day during a sunset
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Blexas will happen when the two headed dog howls at the carls jr on Memorial Day during a sunset
Malikili the rancor keeper be like- *sobs uncontrollably*
February 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Malikili the rancor keeper be like- *sobs uncontrollably*
Ur telling me these goods are sporting
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Ur telling me these goods are sporting
Biting a carrot in half
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Biting a carrot in half
Firing nuclear missiles at the moon penis
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Firing nuclear missiles at the moon penis
Captain Ahab ignoring Connecticut foids to revengemaxx against Moby Dick who unjustly mogged him while hungergooning.
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Captain Ahab ignoring Connecticut foids to revengemaxx against Moby Dick who unjustly mogged him while hungergooning.
They could also be butt teeth
I think they were teeth in her mouth, but I'm not sure.
February 17, 2026 at 8:07 AM
They could also be butt teeth
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just because you're living a simple moon life doesn't mean you can't have a delicious moon life
February 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
just because you're living a simple moon life doesn't mean you can't have a delicious moon life
6 wins without trying to
February 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM
6 wins without trying to
first person shitter
February 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
first person shitter
“Talk to the hand”, a staple of 90s patois, was adopted from Italians
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
“Talk to the hand”, a staple of 90s patois, was adopted from Italians
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[clocking in for my shift at the lava factory after the events of terminator 2]
WHO FUCKING CLOSED LAST NIGHT?!?
WHO FUCKING CLOSED LAST NIGHT?!?
February 17, 2026 at 4:56 AM
[clocking in for my shift at the lava factory after the events of terminator 2]
WHO FUCKING CLOSED LAST NIGHT?!?
WHO FUCKING CLOSED LAST NIGHT?!?