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thesometimeswriter.bsky.social
Halona
@thesometimeswriter.bsky.social
A neurospicy learning-disabled (dysgraphia, dyscalculia) mom learning to be human again.

I'm Lerking my way through the internet. I like gif, deal with it.
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Well, down and out for at least the day. My husband has given me the sick.
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I'm working on not being a people pleaser. The sheer guilt I feel when I don't give that "volunteer" money for that "non-profit" that they managed to not talk about during the whole conversation we had is unbearable.

But I did get to inflict them with my pure nonsense conversation skills.
January 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Is it me, or are audio book narrators starting to sound the same, and more whiny.

I'm having a hard time believing that every MC in every story needs a nap this badly.
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I have fallen out of love with writing. I think I need a community but have as yet not found one that isn't problematic in some way. I would love some discord recommendations. Horror, science fiction, fantasy. Anything, really.
#writingcommunity
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
That guy made drawing ribbons look a lot easier.
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I'm trying to be more of a positive absurdist this year.
January 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Finally got me some delicious chips that I really shouldn't eat. But I have, and they were indeed delicious.
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Found a lady Krampus during our walk.
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The only writing I'm doing this year is by hand, and while I'm out of the house.
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
So this year, instead of trying to lose weight or some other nonsense we decide to do on New Years. No, this year, I am instead going to live like it is my last once again, having failed last year to do so, lol.
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
This is a reminder that shrinkflation is going hard this year. Thank you, Russell Stovers, for making me realize I should never purchase from you again. #candy
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Took me a minute to get this! Let me know if you get it!!!!
#vampire #mummy #werewolf
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Re-Watching Slither (2006)!

Whenever someone finds a disgusting pulsating object in the woods, their first instinct is to touch it, or at the very least to poke it with a sharp stick! I don't know if it is in our nature, but we are kind of drawn to the gross & disgusting, which explains reality TV.
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My child's birthday is today, and I realized I am just a ghost in flesh.

There is nothing worse than realizing that a c-section is the only reason you are still alive.

🙃 Happy birthday 🎂 I would still die for you, my little monkey.
October 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Reminder:

You will take action to accomplish your goals.

You will celebrate the progress you're making to reach your goals.

Your goals are achievable.

Your hard work will pay off.

I'm proud of you
October 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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If you're a writer/other creator in the United States, consider creating an LLC for your business and then signing up for a local area Chamber of Commerce. Many of them have health insurance plans that pool their members and members of other CoCs to create insurance efficiencies relative to ACA.
October 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Flexible, remote learning can open doors for women navigating disability, caregiving and systemic barriers to education.
From Veterans to Caregivers—The Importance of Expanding Remote Education for Women Worldwide
Flexible, remote learning and education can open doors for women navigating disability, caregiving and systemic barriers to education.
msmagazine.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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All countries should have squid keychains at this level. What are we doing here.
October 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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This terrifying #yokai is actually a blood-drinking vampire tree.
#LegendaryWednesday
In #JapaneseFolklore jubokko are #yokai trees often found on the sites of old battlefields. It is believed that because they absorbed the blood of slaughtered bodies through their roots, they developed supernatural powers, including a vampiric taste for blood. Considering...
#LegendaryWednesday
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October 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Out getting coffee and was lost in the presses of a group of young mean girls. Does the bleach just kill the brain?
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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cat sending resumes while an alien invasion is happening outside
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I am choosing to trademark the internet title Plain Clothes Goth. We are among you, every bit as morbid and creepy as the average Vampire: The Masquerade gamer who listens to Sisters of Mercy while knowing Edgar Allan Poe by heart. You just can't tell at first sight. @davidniallwilson.com
September 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM