BELOW: Donald Trump attends Super Bowl LIX. (Oops, wrong photo.)

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

I had the sweetest dream last night. I was driving on the LIE and there was Donald Trump in a red jumpsuit, picking up trash beside the highway.

In a functioning democracy, a president who
-tries to seize Congress's constitutional spending powers
-attempts to rewrite the Constitution unilaterally
-pardons violent insurrectionists who attacked the government
-fires the Inspectors General and DOJ prosecutors

would face immediate impeachment

I will be pardoning a cranberry at 2:15pm/ET.

Quick reminder: Trump nominated a pedophile to be the top law enforcement officer in the land.

Good work maga

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Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump nominates Godzilla for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon
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