Fergalicious Jeffinition
@thethejeff.bsky.social
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bet they stopped making those colorful iMacs bc too many giants thought they were gumdrops.
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
bet they stopped making those colorful iMacs bc too many giants thought they were gumdrops.
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when the search bar is smarter than you think
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
when the search bar is smarter than you think
"Wait, she cbaged it *to* that?"
"Yeah. It used to be Idratha B Fukin."
"Yeah. It used to be Idratha B Fukin."
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"Wait, she cbaged it *to* that?"
"Yeah. It used to be Idratha B Fukin."
"Yeah. It used to be Idratha B Fukin."
Rec room? Damn near killed room!
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Rec room? Damn near killed room!
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just like in Florida when a sudden snowstorm freezes the Limes
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
just like in Florida when a sudden snowstorm freezes the Limes
I'm not even supposed to be here today, Charlie Brown!
He hates these cans, Charlie Brown!
What's In The Box, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm not even supposed to be here today, Charlie Brown!
"Within You Without You"
The Beatles song most clearly influenced by Nirvana
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Within You Without You"
Seriously, fuck everything about the Catholic church except for this one video clip in particular.
someone please tell me this is fake, I'm not equipped to have this many non-negative feelings about a pope
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Seriously, fuck everything about the Catholic church except for this one video clip in particular.
"If he spoke to a janitor, he'd be passionately declaiming about a fucking mop!"
everyone get ready for our blissful 5-7 hours of Trump being a socialist before they get someone in there to deprogram him
President Trump praises NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, deviating from past criticism, signaling potential cooperation.
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"If he spoke to a janitor, he'd be passionately declaiming about a fucking mop!"
There are so many good jokes I come up with but never post because I know the moment I hit send I'm jist gonna staircase wit the whole thing
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There are so many good jokes I come up with but never post because I know the moment I hit send I'm jist gonna staircase wit the whole thing
Goddammit, why did I say party game and not "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" segment?
It's time to play everyone's favorite party game: "Hunger Games sequel or Decemberists song?"
I thought there were three books but every few months I hear about Hunger Games: Lamentation of the Sower and Hunger Games: Dusk of the Plaintive Wife
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Goddammit, why did I say party game and not "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" segment?
It's time to play everyone's favorite party game: "Hunger Games sequel or Decemberists song?"
I thought there were three books but every few months I hear about Hunger Games: Lamentation of the Sower and Hunger Games: Dusk of the Plaintive Wife
First look at Ralph Fiennes as President Snow in ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping.’ Out November 20, 2026.
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's time to play everyone's favorite party game: "Hunger Games sequel or Decemberists song?"
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A cool concept for a psychological horror film: Whatever it is the guy thinks he sees becomes a Tootsie Roll to him.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A cool concept for a psychological horror film: Whatever it is the guy thinks he sees becomes a Tootsie Roll to him.
Somebody found Gaius Baltar's 4chan account.
truly one of the skeleton keys for our modern age.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Somebody found Gaius Baltar's 4chan account.
Is there new Baader-Meinhof discourse or something? It's all over the skyline all of a sudden.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Is there new Baader-Meinhof discourse or something? It's all over the skyline all of a sudden.
Dispatches from the Bluesky subreddit:
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dispatches from the Bluesky subreddit:
"Who is entitled to the sweat off a man's brow:
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"Who is entitled to the sweat off a man's brow:
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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My whole body is a peculiar sort of sore where it feels like all of my muscles have shrunk a half inch
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My whole body is a peculiar sort of sore where it feels like all of my muscles have shrunk a half inch
That's good, Winsome Earle is a serial killer who would abandon the whole state searching for the Black Lodge
HUGE. Important first result tonight. Decision Desk has called Virginia governor for Spanberger. election-night.decisiondeskhq.com/date/2025-11...
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That's good, Winsome Earle is a serial killer who would abandon the whole state searching for the Black Lodge
I bet Gavin Newsom is annoyed he has to pick a new running mate now.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I bet Gavin Newsom is annoyed he has to pick a new running mate now.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Slapped that ball like it was Chris Rock
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Slapped that ball like it was Chris Rock