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Sam 🦊🌽
@theuphoniumist.bsky.social
Marching arts, movies, cute animals.
Proud Wisconsinite.
♥️🦡 Eat a Rock and MYNWA 💚⚜️

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Leroy said TWO TURKEY LEGS for Jordan! Also need Leroy to drop that mac and cheese recipe.
November 29, 2024 at 4:44 AM
I don’t know if anyone follows me here who cares about football, but there are too many penalties that result in an automatic first down and it needs to be said.
November 28, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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I was thinking of this quote from Reverend Jeremiah Wright from 2011 and I think it's totally unfair to Flavor Flav. Flav never bombed a hospital.
November 28, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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DCI Rome going away was the most historically significant fall of Rome ever
November 20, 2024 at 8:38 PM
DCI Tour Announcement Day feeling like a national holiday today with all of these late season midwest shows! Already so hyped, these corps are cooking 👀👀👀
November 20, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Student gave me a cosmic brownie today. Massive W. 10/10 kid.
November 18, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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Hey, marching arts friends. MAASIN is migrating to Bluesky! Help us out with a follow and letting others know. If you're making starter packs I'd appreciate the add. Let's get rolling: @maasin.net
November 16, 2024 at 11:22 PM
First time at BOA Grand Nats tomorrow! Lucas Oil, I have returned early.
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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dumbest social media trend is the blue bracelet thing - finding ways to signal to others that you’re an ally. i’ll be signaling that i’m not MAGA the same why i always have: by dressing well
November 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Costco might be the worst thing that has ever happened. I am so stressed every fucking second I am in one of these monstrosities.
November 9, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Sometimes I forget I'm a professional and people like respect me and my opinion??
November 8, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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32 years ago
Crosses all (music) genres and was released in November 1992

Rage Against the Machine: Killing In The Name

#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #crossover #history #punkrockhistory

youtu.be/8de2W3rtZsA?...
November 8, 2024 at 4:42 AM
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the Democratic Party spends each election cycle courting the right, and every time they lose they create a fictional leftist version of the Democratic Party and claim that’s the version that just lost.
Oh my god we are DOOMED
November 8, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Imagine if this is how you learned you were the Grim Reaper.
got one of those haunted cameras that pops out a photo of how you die. pretty fun to mess around with for a while but apparently doesn't work for selfies. just always spits out a photo of me holding the haunted camera
November 7, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Biden should commute all federal death sentences. He claims to oppose the death penalty now, the risk of a political backlash is now moot, and it would be a historic, legacy-making move.
November 6, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Also I like this format of video and kind of want to make one about all the one-sentence cancel culture anecdotes in Yascha Mounk's book
December 6, 2023 at 10:32 PM
I FINISHED OUTER WILDS AND IT IS THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME. EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY IT.
November 29, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Oh my god, I can’t believe my favorite niche, internet, micro-celebrity, @scholf-a-loaf.bsky.social, followed me back 👀
November 29, 2023 at 12:05 AM
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i'm writing a screenplay about deion sanders’ coaching career that ends with him beating colorado state in week 3. the final frame freezes on him being carried off the field while holding up a trophy that says "champions" and lasts an uncomfortably long time, like seven or eight minutes
November 28, 2023 at 4:01 PM
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the IDF has never landed a strike targeted this well
November 28, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Fox News ads are so fucking insane. Last five ads: three have mentioned that the rapture will happen any day now and you better be ready? One was just telling elderly people to not use a CPAP if they need one, last one ended “remember: any and all anti zionism is anti semitism.”
November 14, 2023 at 11:01 PM
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for the past year, we've heard about how Sam Bankman-Fried fooled everyone with his FTX fraud

but he didn't. plenty of people saw through the crypto scam

but he did fool a very specific cohort: the tech elite

i looked at a few of these gullible dupes: mashable.com/article/ftx-...
Sam Bankman-Fried didn't fool everyone — just the tech elite: 5 high-profile figures that believed...
The FTX founder will likely spend a long time in prison. Silicon Valley's "brightest" were wrong every step of the way.
mashable.com
November 14, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Almost forgot to post this for World Sloth Day but this is me and my best friend, Calisto! 🦥
October 21, 2023 at 3:13 AM
I know this doesn’t actually matter. But wind farms that produce electricity do not contain “windmills.” The easily drawn comparison between Trump and Quixote does make it pretty funny though.
September 27, 2023 at 2:35 AM