🎃🦇🍂dangersquirrel ❤️🖤🤍💚 בנימין
@thisisnotbenji.bsky.social
Dish washer for the revolution. Come for the politics and stay for the sports, or vice versa.
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a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
Hard to overstate the emotional whiplash I have experienced today as a Jewish Broncos fan.
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hard to overstate the emotional whiplash I have experienced today as a Jewish Broncos fan.
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YOUTUBE: you like history
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
YOUTUBE: you like history
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
Incredible week last week, hoping the Texans and Eagles can hand me my 5th and 6th Ls this week.
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Incredible week last week, hoping the Texans and Eagles can hand me my 5th and 6th Ls this week.
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“It feels a lot like a storm where people have to stay inside and not go out… But it’s heartbreaking because it’s a storm that’s only affecting a third of the population and other people may not even be aware of it.”
“It’s a crime to be a Latino right now in New Orleans,” he said. “I can be arrested just because of my face.”
In New Orleans, a sanctuary city's policies are being tested in a state that supports immigration enforcement
Louisiana’s top officials welcome federal immigration enforcement efforts, even as officials in the state’s largest city have expressed an unwillingness to aid them.
www.nbcnews.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“It feels a lot like a storm where people have to stay inside and not go out… But it’s heartbreaking because it’s a storm that’s only affecting a third of the population and other people may not even be aware of it.”
2/3 of the way through the season:
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
2/3 of the way through the season:
I missed a post somewhere because I was moving. Started this week 4-0 and they were all upsets so I feel pretty invincible, which means the broncos are gonna lose.
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I missed a post somewhere because I was moving. Started this week 4-0 and they were all upsets so I feel pretty invincible, which means the broncos are gonna lose.
I tell people that the reason I’m not going back to college is that I’ve maxed out my financial aid, but the real reason is that after starting a journalism degree in 2016 and a public health degree in 2020 I’m convinced whatever industry I get a degree in would immediately burn to the ground.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I tell people that the reason I’m not going back to college is that I’ve maxed out my financial aid, but the real reason is that after starting a journalism degree in 2016 and a public health degree in 2020 I’m convinced whatever industry I get a degree in would immediately burn to the ground.
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Your yearly reminder that “holiday” celebrations that only include Christian traditions are not, in fact, inclusive even if you don’t use the word Christmas, so tbh I’d rather you just say it’s Christmas.
Until a few years ago, ugly holiday sweaters didn’t exist. They’re ugly Christmas sweaters, with some generic Jewish iconography to be “inclusive.” But the truth is, when I have to buy one to wear to a work party, I feel like I’m in another culture’s drag.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Your yearly reminder that “holiday” celebrations that only include Christian traditions are not, in fact, inclusive even if you don’t use the word Christmas, so tbh I’d rather you just say it’s Christmas.
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give me the quadrivalent mRNA flu vaccine right now. put it in me
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
give me the quadrivalent mRNA flu vaccine right now. put it in me
I'm late to the Hater Party but Emilia Perez sucks and now I've finally reviewed this year's Best Picture nominees.
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REVIEW: Emilia Pérez - France (Best Picture and Best International Feature Nominee 2025) | Dangersquirrel vs the Academy
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November 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I'm late to the Hater Party but Emilia Perez sucks and now I've finally reviewed this year's Best Picture nominees.
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I’m still just surprised they didn’t call pass interference on Riley Moss on the game-winning field goal.
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m still just surprised they didn’t call pass interference on Riley Moss on the game-winning field goal.
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{yakov smirnoff voice} In Fascist America, Robert F. Kennedy commit grisly public murder of YOU!
August 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
{yakov smirnoff voice} In Fascist America, Robert F. Kennedy commit grisly public murder of YOU!
I reference this scene on a fairly regular basis and I’m 80% sure my wife still thinks I made it up. I did not!! This was really in Breaking Bad!!
Oh thank GOD
Some Internet pirate ripped @mattczap.bsky.social's AMAZING animated version of Badger's "Star Trek" spec script from "Breaking Bad"
We commissioned this at Vulture in 2013, right when I started there as the video chief, but the original was lost in a server migration
LLAP, folks 🖖:
Some Internet pirate ripped @mattczap.bsky.social's AMAZING animated version of Badger's "Star Trek" spec script from "Breaking Bad"
We commissioned this at Vulture in 2013, right when I started there as the video chief, but the original was lost in a server migration
LLAP, folks 🖖:
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I reference this scene on a fairly regular basis and I’m 80% sure my wife still thinks I made it up. I did not!! This was really in Breaking Bad!!
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obviously this is bad, but it’s long been true of other countries we praise to the skies for their healthcare and a lot of progressive Americans don’t want to acknowledge that as a huge vector of oppression. there are a lot of places I couldn’t emigrate to even if I wanted bc they have BMI limits
Obesity's now on the list of considerations, as well as cancer, & mental health, that may result in denial of an immigrant visa.
"Those who suffer from these medical conditions could become a “public charge,” & drain the nation of its resources, the directive argued."
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"Those who suffer from these medical conditions could become a “public charge,” & drain the nation of its resources, the directive argued."
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State Department to allow denial of immigrant visas to those with health issues, including obesity
US State Department guidance could deny immigrant visas for health conditions like obesity.
nypost.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
obviously this is bad, but it’s long been true of other countries we praise to the skies for their healthcare and a lot of progressive Americans don’t want to acknowledge that as a huge vector of oppression. there are a lot of places I couldn’t emigrate to even if I wanted bc they have BMI limits
I love that teams complained about the tush push so much that now that they can all do it too they’ve got the league calling false start on half of them. Shoulda just got good!
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I love that teams complained about the tush push so much that now that they can all do it too they’ve got the league calling false start on half of them. Shoulda just got good!
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God it’s almost like the left has proven correct about practically everything over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and…
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
God it’s almost like the left has proven correct about practically everything over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and…
If I ever do make it onto Jeopardy I will credit watching the show for honing both my knowledge base (by answering clues) and my buzzer technique (by hitting mute the very moment the fucking ads come on).
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
If I ever do make it onto Jeopardy I will credit watching the show for honing both my knowledge base (by answering clues) and my buzzer technique (by hitting mute the very moment the fucking ads come on).
Is now a good time to mention that at the start of the season I predicted the broncos would sweep the chiefs, split with the chargers, and get swept by the raiders?
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Is now a good time to mention that at the start of the season I predicted the broncos would sweep the chiefs, split with the chargers, and get swept by the raiders?
I’m not really worried yet but it would be nice to have even a single first down 20 minutes into a home game against a 2-win rival on national TV.
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m not really worried yet but it would be nice to have even a single first down 20 minutes into a home game against a 2-win rival on national TV.
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Best Picture 2025
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Best Picture 2025