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@thornappley.bsky.social
Curmudgeonly shit-posting (but mostly just lurking) geriatric they/them millennial. Personality is currently very Clair Obscur
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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
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There should be a dog show where they don’t have to be purebred or meet any breed or behavior standards, and everyone just admires how cute they are, then everyone gets a prize cause they’re all perfect.
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
There should be a dog show where they don’t have to be purebred or meet any breed or behavior standards, and everyone just admires how cute they are, then everyone gets a prize cause they’re all perfect.
"I’m not even sure it qualifies as a documentary, exactly, so much as an elaborate piece of designer taxidermy, horribly overpriced and ice-cold to the touch and proffered like a medieval tribute to placate the greedy king on his throne."
Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
"I’m not even sure it qualifies as a documentary, exactly, so much as an elaborate piece of designer taxidermy, horribly overpriced and ice-cold to the touch and proffered like a medieval tribute to placate the greedy king on his throne."
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Locking down your phone, being mindful of what you're wearing, and coming up with plans to communicate with others are all key steps to take before attending a protest. ssd.eff.org/module/atte...
Attending a Protest
For quick reference, we've created a handy guide designed to be printed, folded, and carried in your pocket (PDF download).
Now, more than ever, citizens must be able to hold those in power accountable and inspire others through the act of protest.
Protecting your electronic devices and digital assets before, during,...
ssd.eff.org
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Locking down your phone, being mindful of what you're wearing, and coming up with plans to communicate with others are all key steps to take before attending a protest. ssd.eff.org/module/atte...
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I saw this a million years ago and could not stop laughing.
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I saw this a million years ago and could not stop laughing.
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Interesting analysis of Carney’s Davos speech.
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Interesting analysis of Carney’s Davos speech.
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I’ve posted this before, but in case you missed it…
📍The eye of a hand sewing needle is larger on one side, than the other.
If you have trouble threading your needle, try turning it around. 🪡🧵
I can’t count how many times knowing this has been helpful!! 👏
#quilting #sewing #quiltsky
📍The eye of a hand sewing needle is larger on one side, than the other.
If you have trouble threading your needle, try turning it around. 🪡🧵
I can’t count how many times knowing this has been helpful!! 👏
#quilting #sewing #quiltsky
January 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Since the dumbasses in Washington think Greenland is bigger than it really is, it seems appropriate to re-post this:
xkcd.com/977/
xkcd.com/977/
Map Projections
xkcd.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Since the dumbasses in Washington think Greenland is bigger than it really is, it seems appropriate to re-post this:
xkcd.com/977/
xkcd.com/977/
No. And if you're entertained by 8 year olds brawling, that says a lot.
Hey @charlieangus104.bsky.social and CANADA, you got anything like this at YOUR hockey games? Hershey Bears have a Teddy Bear toss for the first goal. a Friendly challenge in these challenging times. Keep those elbows up against Trump though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm4l...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm4l...
2026 Hershey Bears Teddy Bear Toss Goal on FOX43
YouTube video by FOX43 News
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
No. And if you're entertained by 8 year olds brawling, that says a lot.
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this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
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The New York Times issued a damning analysis of the video and witness statements of the murder of 37-year-old mother of three Renee Nicole Good by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Wednesday. The sadistic agents refused to render aid and even drew guns on a doctor preventing him from helping.
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The New York Times issued a damning analysis of the video and witness statements of the murder of 37-year-old mother of three Renee Nicole Good by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Wednesday. The sadistic agents refused to render aid and even drew guns on a doctor preventing him from helping.
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December 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Sorry, I didn’t get to any Christmas posts earlier. Here’s one.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sorry, I didn’t get to any Christmas posts earlier. Here’s one.
It dawned on me earlier, that when I buy a game, I'm buying the results of (many) someone's creativity. Why the heck would I want someone to bypass so much of the creativity when that's the thing I want and am paying money for?
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It dawned on me earlier, that when I buy a game, I'm buying the results of (many) someone's creativity. Why the heck would I want someone to bypass so much of the creativity when that's the thing I want and am paying money for?
#heatedrivalry is fantastic and I hope it'll lead to more pro (male) athletes coming out
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
#heatedrivalry is fantastic and I hope it'll lead to more pro (male) athletes coming out
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Man I kinda feel bad for the E33 team. Imagine creating your first game from scratch, winning the most awards of any game at the event ever, and people are just furious about it online.
Criticize the event itself, sure, but those devs did nothing wrong to deserve that hate. They made a good game
Criticize the event itself, sure, but those devs did nothing wrong to deserve that hate. They made a good game
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Man I kinda feel bad for the E33 team. Imagine creating your first game from scratch, winning the most awards of any game at the event ever, and people are just furious about it online.
Criticize the event itself, sure, but those devs did nothing wrong to deserve that hate. They made a good game
Criticize the event itself, sure, but those devs did nothing wrong to deserve that hate. They made a good game
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Congratulations to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 for winning GOTY :) <3
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Congratulations to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 for winning GOTY :) <3
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✏️ WIP on a commission, and layering reds like my life depends on it 😅 But I love a good challenge
#arcane #arcanefanart #caitvi #viarcane #vi #violet #piltoversfinest #fanart #charactersketch
#arcane #arcanefanart #caitvi #viarcane #vi #violet #piltoversfinest #fanart #charactersketch
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
✏️ WIP on a commission, and layering reds like my life depends on it 😅 But I love a good challenge
#arcane #arcanefanart #caitvi #viarcane #vi #violet #piltoversfinest #fanart #charactersketch
#arcane #arcanefanart #caitvi #viarcane #vi #violet #piltoversfinest #fanart #charactersketch
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I may not have made a wreath for my door yet, but I have been busy creating a border for my latest embroidery. It’s a work in progress and there’s still a long way to go, but I’m busy stitching… 😉🪡🌿 I’ll try to keep you updated. 🌺
#stitchedart #thesewingsongbird
#stitchedart #thesewingsongbird
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I may not have made a wreath for my door yet, but I have been busy creating a border for my latest embroidery. It’s a work in progress and there’s still a long way to go, but I’m busy stitching… 😉🪡🌿 I’ll try to keep you updated. 🌺
#stitchedart #thesewingsongbird
#stitchedart #thesewingsongbird
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she still needs a frame but I’ve had this print for ages and it’s soooo beautiful. I really need to get her up on the wall 🥰
✨Audentes fortuna iuvat!✨
This was incredibly fun to draw 🌚
#kcd #kcd2 #kingdomcomedeliverance2 #kingdomcome #hanscapon #henryofskalitz #hansry #fanart
This was incredibly fun to draw 🌚
#kcd #kcd2 #kingdomcomedeliverance2 #kingdomcome #hanscapon #henryofskalitz #hansry #fanart
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
she still needs a frame but I’ve had this print for ages and it’s soooo beautiful. I really need to get her up on the wall 🥰
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Day 8 is 1/3 the way through #ArtAdventCalendar!
Close Encounter
40×48in 101x122cm
Oil on Canvas
2021
#art #painting
Close Encounter
40×48in 101x122cm
Oil on Canvas
2021
#art #painting
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Day 8 is 1/3 the way through #ArtAdventCalendar!
Close Encounter
40×48in 101x122cm
Oil on Canvas
2021
#art #painting
Close Encounter
40×48in 101x122cm
Oil on Canvas
2021
#art #painting
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✨Elias Veturius✨
From An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir
From An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
✨Elias Veturius✨
From An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir
From An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir