andrew
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The events of the game Half Life 2 really happened to a friend of mine.
I have completed my biannual rewatch of Ghost In The Shell, and while this is the most I’ve ever enjoyed it, I still come away from it mostly cold.
January 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I have completed my biannual rewatch of Ghost In The Shell, and while this is the most I’ve ever enjoyed it, I still come away from it mostly cold.
Eating the Kelvin Timeline cereal would fix me
Star Trek Cereal (2009-2010): A promotional tie-in for the J.J. Abrams film, this cereal consisted of mini-cinnamon roll shaped/flavored pieces ("galaxies"), and marshmallows shaped like Earth, planet Vulcan, and Delta Shields
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Eating the Kelvin Timeline cereal would fix me
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I think about this post a lot
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I think about this post a lot
Ghost In The Shell is a movie about how the most self-actualising thing you can do is fight a giant walking tank in an abandoned building
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Ghost In The Shell is a movie about how the most self-actualising thing you can do is fight a giant walking tank in an abandoned building
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rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
To The Joker, the names of Gundam characters are just normal names
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
To The Joker, the names of Gundam characters are just normal names
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Bolsonaro makes me believe in god bc something out there with cosmic authority clearly enjoys toying with him
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Bolsonaro makes me believe in god bc something out there with cosmic authority clearly enjoys toying with him
You’re telling me a devil chainsaw’d this man
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
You’re telling me a devil chainsaw’d this man
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Love to see a ratio like that
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Love to see a ratio like that
They call me the Sexual Thomas the Tank Engine, because of my short, stumpy funnel
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 PM
They call me the Sexual Thomas the Tank Engine, because of my short, stumpy funnel
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thinking about Mr. Rogers "look for the helpers" quote and I see the helpers and the helpers are being shot in the fucking head
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
thinking about Mr. Rogers "look for the helpers" quote and I see the helpers and the helpers are being shot in the fucking head
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the extent to which this administration is out of control is really summed up by the fact that they immediately went with “this was an armed terrorist there to kill law enforcement” knowing that video from multiple angles completely disproving them was out there and would be seen by everyone
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
the extent to which this administration is out of control is really summed up by the fact that they immediately went with “this was an armed terrorist there to kill law enforcement” knowing that video from multiple angles completely disproving them was out there and would be seen by everyone
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The way to reconcile this is their aspiration was always to put down a slave revolt, not fight in one. bsky.app/profile/osit...
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The way to reconcile this is their aspiration was always to put down a slave revolt, not fight in one. bsky.app/profile/osit...
The fine people at the WWE have cancelled my appearance at Wrestlemania due to my instance on using a gun in my match. I keep telling them I’d be using it on myself but apparently that’s still a line crossed.
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The fine people at the WWE have cancelled my appearance at Wrestlemania due to my instance on using a gun in my match. I keep telling them I’d be using it on myself but apparently that’s still a line crossed.
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a JP Brammer column will have you thinking seriously about the topic, no matter how absurd, then blindside you with asides like "the combustible form of the former kings of this planet who in this very breath propel a Toyota Camry through Akron, Ohio"
When I first saw Applebee's advertisement for the O-M-Cheeseburger, I was terrified. I trembled. I cowered. Then I opened my heart to it. Here is what it revealed to me. johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/god-cheese...
God. Cheese. Burger.
An exercise in ecstatic American theology
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
a JP Brammer column will have you thinking seriously about the topic, no matter how absurd, then blindside you with asides like "the combustible form of the former kings of this planet who in this very breath propel a Toyota Camry through Akron, Ohio"
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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Excellent! I long to sink a blade into some goblin flesh.
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Excellent! I long to sink a blade into some goblin flesh.
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Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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I don't know if becoming a parent rewires your brain, but in my case there was an immediate certainty that I'd do anything to protect my kid no matter what then happened to me personally. I think a lot of parents feel this way. And seeing stuff like this done deliberately activates that same feeling
Just to have it all in one place, all three of these are about the same five year old child, Liam Ramos. They stole him from school, used him as bait, and then sent him to a concentration camp in TX.
Unfathomable cruelty, DHS and ICE must be abolished and every ICE and CBP agent jailed forever.
Unfathomable cruelty, DHS and ICE must be abolished and every ICE and CBP agent jailed forever.
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I don't know if becoming a parent rewires your brain, but in my case there was an immediate certainty that I'd do anything to protect my kid no matter what then happened to me personally. I think a lot of parents feel this way. And seeing stuff like this done deliberately activates that same feeling
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One of my favorite parts of having the hockey game on is when they cut into the middle of the action so some dirt bag can tell me I "still have time" to gamble on tonight's game. JFC, the damage gambling is doing to sports. They should've left everything in the hands of the mafia where it belongs.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 AM
One of my favorite parts of having the hockey game on is when they cut into the middle of the action so some dirt bag can tell me I "still have time" to gamble on tonight's game. JFC, the damage gambling is doing to sports. They should've left everything in the hands of the mafia where it belongs.