Christian 🦇
@thrivingfornow.bsky.social
Heavily medicated, happily single, and chronically online
Enjoys bleeding, cruelty, and puppies & kittens
She/Her - Queer - Leftist
Enjoys bleeding, cruelty, and puppies & kittens
She/Her - Queer - Leftist
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My thigh gap is where the hate shines through.
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My thigh gap is where the hate shines through.
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Instead of JOY and PEACE in lights on my lawn, I'm going with HATE and RAGE.
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Instead of JOY and PEACE in lights on my lawn, I'm going with HATE and RAGE.
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So excited to start work on THE COMEDY OF ERRORS tomorrow! Do you have a favorite Jobsite Shakespeare production up to this point?
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So excited to start work on THE COMEDY OF ERRORS tomorrow! Do you have a favorite Jobsite Shakespeare production up to this point?
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Nobody had any mental illness in our family. That Uncle who lived in a tree just loved nature.
-elders in white families
-elders in white families
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Nobody had any mental illness in our family. That Uncle who lived in a tree just loved nature.
-elders in white families
-elders in white families
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No matter where you are, you're at most only about 4 miles from certain death - a distance you could easily walk in the first half of a football game.
Gravity is the only thing holding us back. The stars taunt us for our inability to reach the oblivion that is the entire universe.
Eat arbys
Gravity is the only thing holding us back. The stars taunt us for our inability to reach the oblivion that is the entire universe.
Eat arbys
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
No matter where you are, you're at most only about 4 miles from certain death - a distance you could easily walk in the first half of a football game.
Gravity is the only thing holding us back. The stars taunt us for our inability to reach the oblivion that is the entire universe.
Eat arbys
Gravity is the only thing holding us back. The stars taunt us for our inability to reach the oblivion that is the entire universe.
Eat arbys
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A pass for the remaining 5 shows in the 25/36 lineup is $140 out the door, no fees, and comes with a bunch of great benefits. Give the gift of live theater this season! 🎟️: www.strazcenter.org/tickets-even...
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A pass for the remaining 5 shows in the 25/36 lineup is $140 out the door, no fees, and comes with a bunch of great benefits. Give the gift of live theater this season! 🎟️: www.strazcenter.org/tickets-even...
For you @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social have a glowing Thursday
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
For you @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social have a glowing Thursday
Good morning @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social found these lovelies at the death mediation area of my local mindfulness center. Thought you might enjoy them.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social found these lovelies at the death mediation area of my local mindfulness center. Thought you might enjoy them.
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Have a presence so looming, children flinch when they see you.
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Have a presence so looming, children flinch when they see you.
STOP 👏🏻 TALKING 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 SPEAKER 👏🏻 PHONE 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 PUBLIC! 👏🏻
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
STOP 👏🏻 TALKING 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 SPEAKER 👏🏻 PHONE 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 PUBLIC! 👏🏻
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Twizzlers Pull and Peel is just crayon flavored string cheese. Wake up people.
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Twizzlers Pull and Peel is just crayon flavored string cheese. Wake up people.
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Arriving at my funeral, you are woefully unprepared for the sight of my embalmed corpse doing full Van Damme splits between two coffins.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Arriving at my funeral, you are woefully unprepared for the sight of my embalmed corpse doing full Van Damme splits between two coffins.
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
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That’s the Xmas shopping finished. I haven’t done any but it’s over.
November 20, 2023 at 4:04 PM
That’s the Xmas shopping finished. I haven’t done any but it’s over.
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i think some of us become so excessively kind because we've been treated so cruelly before
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i think some of us become so excessively kind because we've been treated so cruelly before
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Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
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I know I'm prettier when I smile. I just don't give a fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I know I'm prettier when I smile. I just don't give a fuck.
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The absolute audacity of someone thinking it's fine to tell a jingle horse to giddy up *and* pick up its feet sure is something.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The absolute audacity of someone thinking it's fine to tell a jingle horse to giddy up *and* pick up its feet sure is something.
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🖤
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🖤
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Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Love to drop that little fact. Especially at Easter.
Since I'm boycotting Thanksgiving, I hope one of you will mention to your family 'ham is the closest thing to human meat' in my honor.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Love to drop that little fact. Especially at Easter.
You know one day you go to a beginner yoga class and the next thing you know you're standing in tree pose in your kitchen while you wait for your sauce to reduce.
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You know one day you go to a beginner yoga class and the next thing you know you're standing in tree pose in your kitchen while you wait for your sauce to reduce.
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It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
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so i guess the preview dropped WHICH MEANS I CAN TELL YOU I AM WRITING THE BROTHERS WINCHESTER!!!!!!!!
YOUR GIRL IS WRITING
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beloved 😭❤️
humongous shout out for @gregpak.net for recommending me for this gig!!!
leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/121324...
YOUR GIRL IS WRITING
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beloved 😭❤️
humongous shout out for @gregpak.net for recommending me for this gig!!!
leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/121324...
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
so i guess the preview dropped WHICH MEANS I CAN TELL YOU I AM WRITING THE BROTHERS WINCHESTER!!!!!!!!
YOUR GIRL IS WRITING
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beloved 😭❤️
humongous shout out for @gregpak.net for recommending me for this gig!!!
leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/121324...
YOUR GIRL IS WRITING
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beloved 😭❤️
humongous shout out for @gregpak.net for recommending me for this gig!!!
leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/121324...
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Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.