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Burritos make me heart go pitter patter.
Good at receiving surgery.
My favorite meat is hotdog.
Good at receiving surgery.
My favorite meat is hotdog.
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
There’s a lot wrong here but why the hell is her greeting just “sister”?!
Whenever you read something about the accidentally incestuous Folgers commercial, you have to re-watch the accidentally incestuous Folgers commercial, it's a firm rule
Here you go youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?...
Here you go youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?...
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There’s a lot wrong here but why the hell is her greeting just “sister”?!
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
Apparently you can change the owner, the coach and the players but you can’t turn the Washington Football organization classy.
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Apparently you can change the owner, the coach and the players but you can’t turn the Washington Football organization classy.
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12-19-1999- Subbing in for an injured Donovan Mcnabb , Koy Detmer plays super loose as the Eagles put a dent in the patriots playoff hopes #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
12-19-1999- Subbing in for an injured Donovan Mcnabb , Koy Detmer plays super loose as the Eagles put a dent in the patriots playoff hopes #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
The Seahawks have never played a normal game.
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The Seahawks have never played a normal game.
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December 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Everyone is understandably sharing the Miller quote, but I found this response from photographer Christopher Anderson to be notable, too.
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Everyone is understandably sharing the Miller quote, but I found this response from photographer Christopher Anderson to be notable, too.
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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Have you ever seen the interview of Matt Damon talking about Jack Nicholson’s brilliant process in the departed, taking a brief shot and in just seconds making it a thousand times darker and more depraved?
youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo
youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo
Matt Damon about Jack Nicholson
YouTube video by Crypto Shorts
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Have you ever seen the interview of Matt Damon talking about Jack Nicholson’s brilliant process in the departed, taking a brief shot and in just seconds making it a thousand times darker and more depraved?
youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo
youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo
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25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
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If I saw my cat had caught one of Alvin and the Chipmunks you know what I’d say to her? Finish the job.
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If I saw my cat had caught one of Alvin and the Chipmunks you know what I’d say to her? Finish the job.
War for Greenland
War with Canada
War with Mexico
War with Venezuela
War with Iran
War in Gaza
War with Chicago
War with male pattern baldness
Others….?
War with Canada
War with Mexico
War with Venezuela
War with Iran
War in Gaza
War with Chicago
War with male pattern baldness
Others….?
Does anyone know what 8 wars Trump thinks he stopped?
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
War for Greenland
War with Canada
War with Mexico
War with Venezuela
War with Iran
War in Gaza
War with Chicago
War with male pattern baldness
Others….?
War with Canada
War with Mexico
War with Venezuela
War with Iran
War in Gaza
War with Chicago
War with male pattern baldness
Others….?
Does anyone know what 8 wars Trump thinks he stopped?
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Does anyone know what 8 wars Trump thinks he stopped?
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Jim Phillips to the ACC refs:
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Jim Phillips to the ACC refs:
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They are beating people who maybe once had a broken taillight and sending them to foreign slave prisons while freeing the worst fraudsters and every corrupt pol. The juxtaposition is so stark and appalling.
NEW: The commutation Trump issued to David Gentile wipes away all further fines & restitution.
Gentile had been sentenced to 7 years for his role in a $1.6B scheme that defrauded thousands of investors.
Prosecutors had been seeking $15.5M in forfeiture.
www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
Gentile had been sentenced to 7 years for his role in a $1.6B scheme that defrauded thousands of investors.
Prosecutors had been seeking $15.5M in forfeiture.
www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They are beating people who maybe once had a broken taillight and sending them to foreign slave prisons while freeing the worst fraudsters and every corrupt pol. The juxtaposition is so stark and appalling.
Kevin Patullo
Who is the funniest name that could be announced for the Penn State job now
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Kevin Patullo
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$1.6bln: The amount of his fraud scheme
7: Years of his sentence
10,000: Victims of his fraud
1,000: Letters from victims to the court
13: Days he served
1: Pardon from Trump
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
7: Years of his sentence
10,000: Victims of his fraud
1,000: Letters from victims to the court
13: Days he served
1: Pardon from Trump
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
Trump Frees Fraudster Just Days Into Seven-Year Prison Sentence
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
$1.6bln: The amount of his fraud scheme
7: Years of his sentence
10,000: Victims of his fraud
1,000: Letters from victims to the court
13: Days he served
1: Pardon from Trump
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
7: Years of his sentence
10,000: Victims of his fraud
1,000: Letters from victims to the court
13: Days he served
1: Pardon from Trump
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
It’s always the ones you least expect.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It’s always the ones you least expect.