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Burritos make me heart go pitter patter.
Good at receiving surgery.
My favorite meat is hotdog.
Good at receiving surgery.
My favorite meat is hotdog.
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All over the world they’re developing inexpensive, sustainable solar power and we’re here invading countries for oil like some 20th-century bitches man we SUCK
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
All over the world they’re developing inexpensive, sustainable solar power and we’re here invading countries for oil like some 20th-century bitches man we SUCK
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this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
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Our reps have decided to take a 4 year nap and wait Trump out until his reign is over which is incredibly stupid as he is rapidly coming unglued WHILE realizing he can do whatever he wants because no one will stop him.
Enough! Impeach and remove!
Enough! Impeach and remove!
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Our reps have decided to take a 4 year nap and wait Trump out until his reign is over which is incredibly stupid as he is rapidly coming unglued WHILE realizing he can do whatever he wants because no one will stop him.
Enough! Impeach and remove!
Enough! Impeach and remove!
This is why we’re supposed to be the No Kings country! This is a terrible way to run a railroad.
it's weird and disorienting to live in a state operated at the fanciful whims and caprices of a guy fixated on the problems of 1989
January 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This is why we’re supposed to be the No Kings country! This is a terrible way to run a railroad.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Trump is clearly very genuinely concerned any time a political leader doesn't respect the results of a fair election. That is a serious thing that should absolutely result in immediate arrest and removal.
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Trump is clearly very genuinely concerned any time a political leader doesn't respect the results of a fair election. That is a serious thing that should absolutely result in immediate arrest and removal.
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Secretaries Rubio and Hegseth looked every Senator in the eye a few weeks ago and said this wasn’t about regime change. I didn’t trust them then and we see now that they blatantly lied to Congress.
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Secretaries Rubio and Hegseth looked every Senator in the eye a few weeks ago and said this wasn’t about regime change. I didn’t trust them then and we see now that they blatantly lied to Congress.
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"Guy in charge of the stage at the Sugar Bowl becoming increasingly frustrated" is a Tim Robinson character.
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
"Guy in charge of the stage at the Sugar Bowl becoming increasingly frustrated" is a Tim Robinson character.
The Sugar Bowl refs are really like “Georgia still has a chance if Mike Pence has the courage!”
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The Sugar Bowl refs are really like “Georgia still has a chance if Mike Pence has the courage!”
Ole Miss just wants to celebrate come on. Do Georgia bettors have the refs families held hostage?
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Ole Miss just wants to celebrate come on. Do Georgia bettors have the refs families held hostage?
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
There’s a lot wrong here but why the hell is her greeting just “sister”?!
Whenever you read something about the accidentally incestuous Folgers commercial, you have to re-watch the accidentally incestuous Folgers commercial, it's a firm rule
Here you go youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?...
Here you go youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?...
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There’s a lot wrong here but why the hell is her greeting just “sister”?!
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
Apparently you can change the owner, the coach and the players but you can’t turn the Washington Football organization classy.
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Apparently you can change the owner, the coach and the players but you can’t turn the Washington Football organization classy.
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12-19-1999- Subbing in for an injured Donovan Mcnabb , Koy Detmer plays super loose as the Eagles put a dent in the patriots playoff hopes #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
12-19-1999- Subbing in for an injured Donovan Mcnabb , Koy Detmer plays super loose as the Eagles put a dent in the patriots playoff hopes #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
The Seahawks have never played a normal game.
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The Seahawks have never played a normal game.
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Everyone is understandably sharing the Miller quote, but I found this response from photographer Christopher Anderson to be notable, too.
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Everyone is understandably sharing the Miller quote, but I found this response from photographer Christopher Anderson to be notable, too.
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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Have you ever seen the interview of Matt Damon talking about Jack Nicholson’s brilliant process in the departed, taking a brief shot and in just seconds making it a thousand times darker and more depraved?
youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo
youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo
Matt Damon about Jack Nicholson
YouTube video by Crypto Shorts
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December 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Have you ever seen the interview of Matt Damon talking about Jack Nicholson’s brilliant process in the departed, taking a brief shot and in just seconds making it a thousand times darker and more depraved?
youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo
youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo
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25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.