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JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
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Happy 37th birthday to the talented Hayley Williams.
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Happy 37th birthday to the talented Hayley Williams.
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“movies are too long” shut up im watching a MOVING PICTURE!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“movies are too long” shut up im watching a MOVING PICTURE!!!!!!
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the vibes I get from Mr Beast
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with glowing eyes and teeth
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with glowing eyes and teeth
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the vibes I get from Mr Beast
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The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
As one of those annoying Millenials that's gone back to collecting physical media, I have noticed I don't need to use subtitles when I watch things on blu-ray/4K discs. Turns out I'm not getting old, streaming audio just fucking blows.
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
As one of those annoying Millenials that's gone back to collecting physical media, I have noticed I don't need to use subtitles when I watch things on blu-ray/4K discs. Turns out I'm not getting old, streaming audio just fucking blows.
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere https://theonion.com/numerous-teams-express-interest-in-aaron-rodgers-playing-elsewhere/
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere https://theonion.com/numerous-teams-express-interest-in-aaron-rodgers-playing-elsewhere/
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Cheap Nation Falling Apart https://theonion.com/cheap-nation-falling-apart-1850156543/
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cheap Nation Falling Apart https://theonion.com/cheap-nation-falling-apart-1850156543/
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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BREAKING: Rob Reiner and wife Michele Singer Reiner are the 2 people found dead in the director's Los Angeles home, AP source says.
Rob Reiner and his wife found dead with stab wounds in Los Angeles home, AP source says
Director-actor Rob Reiner and his wife Michele were found dead Sunday at Reiner's Los Angeles home, according to a law enforcement official.
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
BREAKING: Rob Reiner and wife Michele Singer Reiner are the 2 people found dead in the director's Los Angeles home, AP source says.
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“That sounds illegal”
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conservatives basically want to implement the caricature of affirmative action for conservative students. acceptance without meeting qualifications, good grades and degrees without having to do the work.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
conservatives basically want to implement the caricature of affirmative action for conservative students. acceptance without meeting qualifications, good grades and degrees without having to do the work.
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The actual "worse than watergate" scandal is how much news media collectively worked to ratfuck a Democratic presidency by largely inventing health/mental acuity concerns for hyperventilate about while largely ignoring the very real & worsening issues in front of their faces from Trump
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The actual "worse than watergate" scandal is how much news media collectively worked to ratfuck a Democratic presidency by largely inventing health/mental acuity concerns for hyperventilate about while largely ignoring the very real & worsening issues in front of their faces from Trump
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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They like Trump and want to help him
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They like Trump and want to help him
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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There should be a William H. Macy’s parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There should be a William H. Macy’s parade
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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