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January 6, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age

me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
"Give me back my tablet" is the #1 nephew phrase which was probably also hollered four thousand years ago by a babylonian merchant
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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ceej.online
“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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doubleemmartin.bsky.social
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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paizo.com
Munchkin - Pathfinder is now available for Munchkin Digital on Steam, phones & tablets!

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The image is of three characters from Munchkin Digital Pathfinder standing in a dark alley. Across the top of the image is the text, "Munchkin Digital Pathfinder," and along the bottom are logos for "Dire Wolf Digital," "Paizo," and "Steve Jackson Games."
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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caseynewton.bsky.social
Every online space is now a casino that has been rigged against you
techmeme.com Techmeme @techmeme.com · 29d
Study: ~200 Instacart shoppers in four US cities were shown different prices for the same 20 grocery items; Instacart confirms it is running short term "tests" (Ben Casselman/New York Times)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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idiotwitchamelia.bsky.social
did it in four words hemmingway
microphone, pop filter, and interface Never Used Podcast Equipment
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
MY LEGS MY BUSINESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN CROSSIN DA STREET REAL LOW KEY BECUASE COP'S ARE ALWAYS TRYEN TO HASSLE PEOPLE WHO WALK , AND DRIVER'S ARE HASSLIN PEOPLE WHO WALK, AND IF YOUR ASKIN WHY YOU NEVER BEEN A PEDESTRIAN, THEY CONSIDER "WALKING AROUND" TO BE SUSPICIOUS AND MAYBE A SIGN THAT YOUR AN "UNDESIRABLE PERSON", SIMPLY WALKIN DOWN THE ROAD IS A CUE FOR MANY CAR DRIVER'S TO HOLLER SOME DUMB SHIT TO YOU, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, THEY WANT CROSSIN AN EMPTY STREET TO BE A CRIME IN ITSELF, SO THEY GOT AN EXCUSE TO BOTHER YOU,,, IF YOU CAN DO IT GET OUT SIDE TODAY AND TAKE A WALK WHILE ITS STILL FREE,,, DA TEXT SAYS "LEGALIZE JAY WALKING, PUNISH CAR'S NOT PEOPLE" AND LOOK WE ALL GOTTA DRIVE CAR'S IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY BECAUSE THERES NO PUBLIC TRANSIT AND EVERY THING IS SO FAR APART ALL IM SAYIN IS LET ME CROSS THE STREET WHILE THERES NO BODY COMING BELIEVE ME IM WATCHING THE ROAD A HELL OF LOT MORE THEN ANY DRIVER I EVER SAW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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nataliedee.bsky.social
My Christmas gift this year is gonna be unfollowing anyone who posts a Spotify Unwrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
December 5, 2023 at 2:36 PM
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e-gillette.bsky.social
a cartoon of homer simpson and lisa simpson with the words you do n't win friends with salad written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and lisa simpson with the words you do n't win friends with salad written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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taraariano.com
Salad sucks and we eat it under protest, this isn’t complicated
cnbc.com CNBC @cnbc.com · Nov 23
Fast-casual salad chain Sweetgreen is struggling as its traffic and sales continue to fall and it reports millions in losses each quarter.

The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
The fast-casual chain Sweetgreen's struggles are worsening.
cnb.cx
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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sskorkowsky.bsky.social
This month marks 10 years since I ran D&D.

This month also marks 10 years since I decided to run 7e Call of Cthulhu.

I don't miss D&D at all.
Image of the 7th Edition Call of Cthulhu Keeper's Screen
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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nataliedee.bsky.social
This is my favorite thing Drew has ever made. I read it page-by-page as he was writing it, a couple times when he was laying it out and proofreading it, and probably 4 or 5 more times since then. Everything he's made since Veins has been a victory lap, IMO.
drewtoothpaste.bsky.social drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Nov 17
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
Veins by DREW I started doing slogans when I was 18. That's just a phrase you say to advertise someone's company. They're free to make, but they're worth a lot if you get the right one. For example, "It's cold. It's dessert. We call it ice cream." That works for any ice cream company. Or you can make a specific slogan like "Take a bite out of life. Apple Computer." The logo of Apple has a bite in it, so it's perfect. Every company needs a slogan so you remember them. Even regular things like lamps need a slogan. A lot of people probably think lamps are no big deal, but wait until it gets dark outside. Then you really appreciate them. A hundred years ago when it got dark, we would just have to go to bed, but not now. "Thanks, Lamps." That's a lamp slogan. "Don't live half your life in the shadows." That's another one they could use. In Finland, they only have sun half of the year, and they get depressed. It can happen to anyone. Companies like Apple or lamp companies can afford to spend money on slogans, because it's all profit. You don't need anything special to make a lamp. All you need is a lightbulb and a dream. Put quotes around that, because it's another great slogan. Bug spray is really expensive, so I tried to catch some spiders and put them in my apartment, to be natural predators. I only got 6 spiders, and after I put them under my bed, all they did was make spiderwebs. I had to pull all the spiderwebs I found (they are gross and make your apartment look dirty) but they kept making more every day. I got tired of pulling them, so I squashed the spiders I could find and looked on the internet to find other predators. When I searched online it said the main predator of bugs was lizards, but I didn't want to get them. Lizardwebs would be even worse (because they are bigger than spiders) and I didn't want to be sitting at home and have them stare at me with their dead eyes. You don't know if they are going to just snap and bite you, or s---- on your bed, because they don't have eyebrows, or emotions. I still don't like swimming. When I drive by the water park I start feeling nervous like someone's going to yell at me. They'll take my glasses, and they'll put me on the slide, and when I get to the bottom I can't find my glasses, and I'm cold, and my skin is poisoned. Swimming for me is like going to a store, and as soon as you walk in, they put a blindfold on you and spray Raid. Then, when you get back home, everyone tells you "I love that store."
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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sabriye.bsky.social
"'A matter of internal security' – the age-old cry of the oppressor."

Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Season 3, Ep 11
'The Hunted'
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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edzitron.com
the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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andrewqmr.bsky.social
wow is it possible for seven people to all be wrong about something?

www.axios.com/2025/09/02/a...
We're clear-eyed: Every AI company and investor has massive incentive to hype the most glorious AI case. So the technology might never live up to its promise. But this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest companies to be collectively delusional about where they're spending trillions in combined capital.
September 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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jazzpomegranate.com
oh look this guy supports medicare for all and i assume he doesn't have a nazi tattoo so there are options in maine just fyi
tuckerforcongress.bsky.social Tucker For Congress @tuckerforcongress.bsky.social · Oct 30
My name is Tucker Favreau. I'm a 34 year-old Army Veteran running as a Democratic Candidate for US Senate in Maine. Attached is my rather simple announcement video. Please share if you are looking for more options in Maine to replace Susan Collins! And support Medicare for All! #maine #mepolitics
Tucker for Maine - US Senate Announcement
YouTube video by Tucker For Maine
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November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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csmfht.bsky.social
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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paizo.com
From the planet Eox, from Urgathoa, from the Whispering Tyrant himself, Happy Halloween to all!
Fumbus, the Pathfinder iconic goblin alchemist, prepares to throw a vial weapon at an approaching misery siktempora on the other side of a camp fire. In the bottom right corner of the image is the "Paizo" logo.
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM