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We got one hell of a sales pitch at today's #TeslaTakedown in Portland.
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Congrats, everyone seems to be waking up.
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Congrats, everyone seems to be waking up.
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BikeCraft is coming Dec. 17th!
Portland's bike-inspired gift bazaar returns after a five-year haitus.
3-8 pm at Migration Brewing on N Williams Ave. Tell your friends and be there.
Vendor list now on event website. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
bikeportland.org/bikecraft
Portland's bike-inspired gift bazaar returns after a five-year haitus.
3-8 pm at Migration Brewing on N Williams Ave. Tell your friends and be there.
Vendor list now on event website. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
bikeportland.org/bikecraft
BikeCraft
Portland's bike-inspired holiday gift bazaar.
bikeportland.org
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
BikeCraft is coming Dec. 17th!
Portland's bike-inspired gift bazaar returns after a five-year haitus.
3-8 pm at Migration Brewing on N Williams Ave. Tell your friends and be there.
Vendor list now on event website. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
bikeportland.org/bikecraft
Portland's bike-inspired gift bazaar returns after a five-year haitus.
3-8 pm at Migration Brewing on N Williams Ave. Tell your friends and be there.
Vendor list now on event website. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
bikeportland.org/bikecraft
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Have you heard the news? SW Fourth Ave., from SW Lincoln to W Burnside, is officially open!! Last week, @mayorkwilson.bsky.social met up with PBOT Project Manager Gabe Graff to learn more about the SW Fourth Ave. Improvement Project.
Full interview on Instagram: www.instagram.com/reel/DRxeg_c...
Full interview on Instagram: www.instagram.com/reel/DRxeg_c...
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Witkoff, Kushner - sightseeing in Moscow guided by Dmitriev
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Witkoff, Kushner - sightseeing in Moscow guided by Dmitriev
Just finished my routine preventative MRI of the day. Everything looks great! 👍🏻
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Just finished my routine preventative MRI of the day. Everything looks great! 👍🏻
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HERTLING: “.. a military that abandons its legal and ethical foundations does not protect a nation — it endangers it.”
@markhertling.bsky.social
www.thebulwark.com/p/pete-hegse...
@markhertling.bsky.social
www.thebulwark.com/p/pete-hegse...
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
HERTLING: “.. a military that abandons its legal and ethical foundations does not protect a nation — it endangers it.”
@markhertling.bsky.social
www.thebulwark.com/p/pete-hegse...
@markhertling.bsky.social
www.thebulwark.com/p/pete-hegse...
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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That’s a Ponzi scheme, fam
Bitcoin champion Strategy launches ‘dollar reserve’ amid crypto sell-off on.ft.com/3Y16mm6
Bitcoin champion Strategy launches ‘dollar reserve’ amid crypto sell-off
Shares tumble as group warns of loss of up to $5.5bn if digital asset prices do not rebound
on.ft.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
That’s a Ponzi scheme, fam
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Investor Michael Burry criticized Tesla in his Substack newsletter, calling it “ridiculously overvalued” and highlighting shareholder dilution of about 3.6% per year without buybacks. He warned that CEO Elon Musk’s potential $1 trillion stock compensation package could worsen this.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Investor Michael Burry criticized Tesla in his Substack newsletter, calling it “ridiculously overvalued” and highlighting shareholder dilution of about 3.6% per year without buybacks. He warned that CEO Elon Musk’s potential $1 trillion stock compensation package could worsen this.
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
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According to PFA, France saw 132,927 new car registrations in November, down 0.29% y/y; Tesla registrations dropped 57.83%.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
According to PFA, France saw 132,927 new car registrations in November, down 0.29% y/y; Tesla registrations dropped 57.83%.
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Russian manufacturing sector faces sharper output decline in November, PMI shows reut.rs/4oq5zWy
Russian manufacturing sector faces sharper output decline in November, PMI shows
Russia's manufacturing sector witnessed a steeper decline in output in November, as supply shortages and reduced new orders continued to weigh heavily on production, a survey showed on Monday.
reut.rs
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Russian manufacturing sector faces sharper output decline in November, PMI shows reut.rs/4oq5zWy
Concerning. 😂
🇫🇷Tesla Sales Plunge 58% in France in November as Overall Market Slips New car registrations in Frnce fell 0.3% y/y in November to 132,927 units, data from French auto body PFA showed on Sunday. Tesla's sales in the country plunged 57.83% y/y to 1,591 units last month. YTD,
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Concerning. 😂
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Hong Kong stablecoin stocks slump after PBOC vows cryptocurrency crackdown reut.rs/4oCfx7G
Hong Kong stablecoin stocks slump after PBOC vows cryptocurrency crackdown
Hong Kong-listed stocks with cryptocurrency-related businesses tumbled on Monday after China's central bank vowed to crack down on virtual currencies and flagged concerns about stablecoins.
reut.rs
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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My health insurance company keeps insisting that an MRI is a really big deal. Weird.
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My health insurance company keeps insisting that an MRI is a really big deal. Weird.
What genre am I listening to?
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What genre am I listening to?
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Do reporters ever follow up with questions like:
-Why do doctors keep telling you to get cognitive tests?
-Is identifying a picture of a giraffe challenging for you?
-Can you tell us a difficult question from one of these cognitive tests, or are you unable to remember?
-Why do doctors keep telling you to get cognitive tests?
-Is identifying a picture of a giraffe challenging for you?
-Can you tell us a difficult question from one of these cognitive tests, or are you unable to remember?
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Do reporters ever follow up with questions like:
-Why do doctors keep telling you to get cognitive tests?
-Is identifying a picture of a giraffe challenging for you?
-Can you tell us a difficult question from one of these cognitive tests, or are you unable to remember?
-Why do doctors keep telling you to get cognitive tests?
-Is identifying a picture of a giraffe challenging for you?
-Can you tell us a difficult question from one of these cognitive tests, or are you unable to remember?
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So many people have dismissed me because it's a bubble and bubbles burst, but like, this one needs opposition. This bubble NEEDS to burst, and the entire apparatus of rich people is trying to reinforce it. We have to make AI not only a class traitor thing, but extremely dorky and uncool.
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
So many people have dismissed me because it's a bubble and bubbles burst, but like, this one needs opposition. This bubble NEEDS to burst, and the entire apparatus of rich people is trying to reinforce it. We have to make AI not only a class traitor thing, but extremely dorky and uncool.
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Time magazine quotes satire as fact 😂😂😂
Time Magazine ran a fabricated quote from Canada’s satire site, The Beaverton, as a genuine U.S. ambassador comment calling for "one patriot missile 🚀 aimed at 🇨🇦 Parliament Hill."
Time Magazine ran a fabricated quote from Canada’s satire site, The Beaverton, as a genuine U.S. ambassador comment calling for "one patriot missile 🚀 aimed at 🇨🇦 Parliament Hill."
Time magazine quotes Canadian satirical website The Beaverton
A recent Time magazine article used a quote from Canadian satire site, the Beaverton, as a fact in reference to U.S. relationships with other countries.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Time magazine quotes satire as fact 😂😂😂
Time Magazine ran a fabricated quote from Canada’s satire site, The Beaverton, as a genuine U.S. ambassador comment calling for "one patriot missile 🚀 aimed at 🇨🇦 Parliament Hill."
Time Magazine ran a fabricated quote from Canada’s satire site, The Beaverton, as a genuine U.S. ambassador comment calling for "one patriot missile 🚀 aimed at 🇨🇦 Parliament Hill."
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Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached. Absolutely perfect. If you want to have it released, I’ll release it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached. Absolutely perfect. If you want to have it released, I’ll release it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached. Absolutely perfect. If you want to have it released, I’ll release it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached. Absolutely perfect. If you want to have it released, I’ll release it.
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
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We wanted to understand the legality of killing Venezuelan boaters without a trial or charges. So we talked to three unvaccinated Kid Rock fans at a Buc-ee’s in Amarillo.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We wanted to understand the legality of killing Venezuelan boaters without a trial or charges. So we talked to three unvaccinated Kid Rock fans at a Buc-ee’s in Amarillo.
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In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans, and then down to the old marina to shoot a bunch of fishermen and claim they were running drugs. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans, and then down to the old marina to shoot a bunch of fishermen and claim they were running drugs. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.