Chaos Muppet
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Video games | Guitar | Shitposting
New Dad | Addicted to chess
📍 Iowa
New Dad | Addicted to chess
📍 Iowa
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
Napoleon Dynamite is the perfect documentary about growing up
In the Midwest in the early 00’s.
In the Midwest in the early 00’s.
July 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Napoleon Dynamite is the perfect documentary about growing up
In the Midwest in the early 00’s.
In the Midwest in the early 00’s.
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“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Dictator Donnie is giving a speech at the Iowa State Fairgrounds on July 3rd. Register now for your seats and be sure NOT to show up!
A New Era of American Greatness: America250's Kick-Off Celebration featuring remarks by President Donald J. Trump
Sign up for a ticket TODAY!
events.america250.org
June 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dictator Donnie is giving a speech at the Iowa State Fairgrounds on July 3rd. Register now for your seats and be sure NOT to show up!
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
8647
June 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
8647
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This made me giggle
June 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This made me giggle
Busted out the 3DS to play some of those classics. Damn I miss 2013.
June 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Busted out the 3DS to play some of those classics. Damn I miss 2013.
Japanese Acid Jazz is not something I expected to be looking for on Spotify. Guess this is what the Persona series does to a person.
May 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Japanese Acid Jazz is not something I expected to be looking for on Spotify. Guess this is what the Persona series does to a person.
This next songs called Deep Vein Trombosis
*ska horns blaring*
*ska horns blaring*
May 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This next songs called Deep Vein Trombosis
*ska horns blaring*
*ska horns blaring*
Dress for the job you want.
May 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dress for the job you want.
Giant Bomb is dead. Long live Giant Bomb.
We understand your frustration and appreciate your patience — we're actively exploring creative directions for the future of GB and look forward to sharing more with you soon.
May 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Giant Bomb is dead. Long live Giant Bomb.
Happy holidaze
Iron Maiden - Holy Smoke (Official Video)
YouTube video by Iron Maiden
youtu.be
April 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Happy holidaze
How many communion wafers does one neat to eat to have eaten the equivalent of one Jesus?
April 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
How many communion wafers does one neat to eat to have eaten the equivalent of one Jesus?
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DOGE’s website is going to say it saved american taxpayers an hour of daylight
March 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
DOGE’s website is going to say it saved american taxpayers an hour of daylight
I hope I live long enough to see the 4th wave of ska.
February 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I hope I live long enough to see the 4th wave of ska.
Paint me like one of your Worf girls.
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Paint me like one of your Worf girls.
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February 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I don’t care who wins I just hope Taylor Swift has fun.
February 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don’t care who wins I just hope Taylor Swift has fun.