tippersnore.bsky.social
@tippersnore.bsky.social
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“I saved you,” cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
And you know your bite is poisonous and now I’m gonna die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in”
January 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Not only has he never looked at Don Jr. or Eric like this, he’s never been so happy to bask in JD Vance’s presence either.

He looks giddy. JOYFUL even.

Is Zohran a witch
the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Too many hacks to fit. Andrew Schulz, Shane Gillis, Dave Smith, Duncan Trussel, Bryan Callen. Joe himself is arguably the least funny "standup."
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Me: I want to be able to live in Seattle affordable without a car.

Abundance for some fucking reason:
September 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I really can’t overemphasize how much Lasker has built a big following among even liberal writers as a brilliant eugenicist intellectual because he uses lots of numbers and charts. It’s like a foolproof hack to get popularism dudes to love you, they don’t understand numbers so it blows their minds
saving receipt because it seems kind of important. saving it in public because how could i not
July 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Reddit Antinatalism: life isn’t even worth living… why would you bring more life into this cruel world…

British Antinatalism: oi this “bonding” business is a bit of a scam innit, why should my taxes pay for your ornamental infant
July 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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All the sins of Wade–Giles romanization, rendering
北京 as "Peking" and all,
are forgiven for setting up this joke.
June 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Born early enough to remember people losing their minds about Vietnam and this shit just keeps coming around and around and around
June 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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No, Jesse, I don't want to go on your podcast; normally when someone ignores an invitation that's a cue to stop asking.
April 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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these people live on X and believe the entire world is X
This seems as true as ever
I can’t help but feel that Bluesky has been terrible for the Left. With a large number of liberals leaving X, they’ve simply conceded a good chunk of their cultural influence. They simply don’t have much ability to mobilize opinion. It’s almost as if they’ve disappeared.
February 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It seems like Nixon was right about the media being the enemy, he was just wrong about whose enemy it was
January 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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TCM seems to have something on their mind today.
January 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I hate how stupid everyone is becoming
January 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Guys, C-SPAN is momentarily in a state of lawless anarchy.
January 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Might have to actually delete Twitter now
November 6, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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I don’t know how many people will get this yet, but trust me, it’s extremely funny, and will be even funnier in the future when certain investigative articles are published.
April 8, 2024 at 9:44 PM