tmgessner
@tmgessner.bsky.social
I run a lot and also dance. Often dreaming of Scandinavia. Here until some billionaire ruins it. 🐻⬇️
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tmgessner
@tmgessner.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I kind of hate social media these days but I want to get my news without supporting all the fascism so...
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
We didn't do St. Nick's Day in Rockford, Illinois but god did I love a cassingle. And GnR.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We didn't do St. Nick's Day in Rockford, Illinois but god did I love a cassingle. And GnR.
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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Its easy to say "the best Christmas song is the one where Springsteen yells numbers at the audience" but the true honour goes to Tom Waits doing "Silent Night" as a bit before launching into his own Christmas classic, where the audience laughs nervously at the "Charlie I'm pregnant" line
Tom Waits - "Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis" (Live at Austin City Limits, 1978)
YouTube video by Tom Waits
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Its easy to say "the best Christmas song is the one where Springsteen yells numbers at the audience" but the true honour goes to Tom Waits doing "Silent Night" as a bit before launching into his own Christmas classic, where the audience laughs nervously at the "Charlie I'm pregnant" line
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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Fuck you if you support him.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fuck you if you support him.
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The problem with "Wonderful Christmastime" is context. It should only be played at a mall or a grocery store or whatever, somewhere out in the world, where it makes sense as part of the tableau. It's like a snow leopard, it should never be encountered out of its natural habitat.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The problem with "Wonderful Christmastime" is context. It should only be played at a mall or a grocery store or whatever, somewhere out in the world, where it makes sense as part of the tableau. It's like a snow leopard, it should never be encountered out of its natural habitat.
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on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news
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Maybe it will happen today
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Maybe it will happen today
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I'm sorry I'll get back to my own jokes & talking about music shortly but I
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm sorry I'll get back to my own jokes & talking about music shortly but I
Omg finally! Can't wait to listen.
NEW EPISODE! "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought." In which @maryhoulie.bsky.social explains to Alex and @nikostratis.com what about Billy Madison warms her heart.
a man is taking a bath in a bathtub filled with foam and bubbles .
Alt: a man is taking a bath in a bathtub filled with foam and bubbles .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Omg finally! Can't wait to listen.
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“New York is cooked.” Okay man you live in Schaumburg, pretty sure it’s gonna keep on existing just like Tokyo and Saturn and all the other places that don’t know about you
June 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“New York is cooked.” Okay man you live in Schaumburg, pretty sure it’s gonna keep on existing just like Tokyo and Saturn and all the other places that don’t know about you
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We all need to channel this Chicago man’s utter contempt
Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
We all need to channel this Chicago man’s utter contempt
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Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
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Waking up in the morning overseas and figuring out why everyone back home is posting about diarrhea is certainly something.
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Waking up in the morning overseas and figuring out why everyone back home is posting about diarrhea is certainly something.
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
Never again will I buy something from Amazon thanks.
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Never again will I buy something from Amazon thanks.
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