Tom
@tnealon3.bsky.social
cat dad. rabbit dad. Made small amounts of beer. NY → PA → VA → FL. PSU grad. all opinions are my cat’s
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Since it's Land Grant Trophy Week, let's indulge silly idea we had a while ago.
What if, in addition to the esteemed Land Grant Trophy, there was a Land Grant Title Belt, which all land grant schools are eligible to play for?
What if, in addition to the esteemed Land Grant Trophy, there was a Land Grant Title Belt, which all land grant schools are eligible to play for?
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Since it's Land Grant Trophy Week, let's indulge silly idea we had a while ago.
What if, in addition to the esteemed Land Grant Trophy, there was a Land Grant Title Belt, which all land grant schools are eligible to play for?
What if, in addition to the esteemed Land Grant Trophy, there was a Land Grant Title Belt, which all land grant schools are eligible to play for?
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The US is under attack from drug traffickers in the same sense I am under attack from cookie dough.
The US is not under armed attack from drug traffickers. In fact, US consumers are begging to be "attacked" with drugs and have been more than willing to pay hyperinflated prices for the privilege! Just as drinkers were once willing to pay bootleggers huge sums for booze. Remember Boardwalk Empire?
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The US is under attack from drug traffickers in the same sense I am under attack from cookie dough.
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College football isn’t for being a fan of a team, it’s for hating several teams for inscrutable reasons
August 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
College football isn’t for being a fan of a team, it’s for hating several teams for inscrutable reasons
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin
June 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin
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LA is America they invented fast food and mass produced video pornography we are nothing as a culture without these things
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
LA is America they invented fast food and mass produced video pornography we are nothing as a culture without these things
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today i learned there's an interior design conference called NeoCon neocon.com
NeoCon
neocon.com
June 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
today i learned there's an interior design conference called NeoCon neocon.com
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Why would you set a limit on Stuf, we are a community of dreamers, we want our children to believe future Stuf will far exceed the Stuf of today
May 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Why would you set a limit on Stuf, we are a community of dreamers, we want our children to believe future Stuf will far exceed the Stuf of today
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April 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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so anyway it's clear that most Congressional Democrats do not understand the gravity of our national crisis because it was this easy for some guy in Tampa to predict exactly what was going to happen
so now we're gonna have democrats sitting there getting shat on and doing nothing about it while the handful of them who do cause a disruption will look like kooks and it will reinforce the idea that opposing trump is a fringe, not default, position
hell they could all just yell en masse & not stop
hell they could all just yell en masse & not stop
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
so anyway it's clear that most Congressional Democrats do not understand the gravity of our national crisis because it was this easy for some guy in Tampa to predict exactly what was going to happen
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so now we're gonna have democrats sitting there getting shat on and doing nothing about it while the handful of them who do cause a disruption will look like kooks and it will reinforce the idea that opposing trump is a fringe, not default, position
hell they could all just yell en masse & not stop
hell they could all just yell en masse & not stop
March 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
so now we're gonna have democrats sitting there getting shat on and doing nothing about it while the handful of them who do cause a disruption will look like kooks and it will reinforce the idea that opposing trump is a fringe, not default, position
hell they could all just yell en masse & not stop
hell they could all just yell en masse & not stop
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if you're eating checkers you don't even want to be here, eating a burger and crawling into the nearest retention pond
February 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
if you're eating checkers you don't even want to be here, eating a burger and crawling into the nearest retention pond
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Today is 2/10, which means I get to wish @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social a very happy FSU day.
February 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Today is 2/10, which means I get to wish @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social a very happy FSU day.
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god be with this man who looks like death, is pounding a pedialyte, and is getting the loudest sales pitch from my oldest at the girl scout cookie table
February 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
god be with this man who looks like death, is pounding a pedialyte, and is getting the loudest sales pitch from my oldest at the girl scout cookie table
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While all the biggest fools in sports media cover some football game, I have secured media credentials for the biggest sporting event of them all: the Westminster Dog Show and agility championships
February 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
While all the biggest fools in sports media cover some football game, I have secured media credentials for the biggest sporting event of them all: the Westminster Dog Show and agility championships
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Elon Musk convinced everyone to leave Twitter. Can he do the same thing with the United States?
January 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Elon Musk convinced everyone to leave Twitter. Can he do the same thing with the United States?
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Your nation needs you, 55-year-old grouches with weird accents who can spend every day accusing Trump of "looking like he's lost his mojo"
Democrats need to take a sports talk radio approach to this right now. We are not at the Sloan Conference. Nothing is off the table, nothing is too wild. Derek from Broomall type stuff
January 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Your nation needs you, 55-year-old grouches with weird accents who can spend every day accusing Trump of "looking like he's lost his mojo"
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COMING TO AN AIRPORT BOOKSTORE NEAR YOU...
With over SIX HUNDRED PAGES featuring BUSINESS WORDS on them, from the brilliant minds at the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social.
"we weren't leaving the room until we came out with what we thought was a vision for business prison." - @edsbs.bsky.social
With over SIX HUNDRED PAGES featuring BUSINESS WORDS on them, from the brilliant minds at the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social.
"we weren't leaving the room until we came out with what we thought was a vision for business prison." - @edsbs.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
COMING TO AN AIRPORT BOOKSTORE NEAR YOU...
With over SIX HUNDRED PAGES featuring BUSINESS WORDS on them, from the brilliant minds at the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social.
"we weren't leaving the room until we came out with what we thought was a vision for business prison." - @edsbs.bsky.social
With over SIX HUNDRED PAGES featuring BUSINESS WORDS on them, from the brilliant minds at the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social.
"we weren't leaving the room until we came out with what we thought was a vision for business prison." - @edsbs.bsky.social
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This is what supporters of charter schools and vouchers don't tell you: because those schools aren't required to admit physically or learning disabled students, or ESL students, their "improved test scores" and whatnot are completely juiced—and it defunds the schools where disabled kids DO go.
WATCH: “Instead of giving money to private schools that don’t take kids like me, please help public schools get better and fund them.”
A 6th grader with cerebral palsy speaks out against the TEXAS voucher scam. (cc: @GovBillLee)
A 6th grader with cerebral palsy speaks out against the TEXAS voucher scam. (cc: @GovBillLee)
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is what supporters of charter schools and vouchers don't tell you: because those schools aren't required to admit physically or learning disabled students, or ESL students, their "improved test scores" and whatnot are completely juiced—and it defunds the schools where disabled kids DO go.
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this dillholes have no idea what they're doing and crumble when you ball your fist up
🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.
Full text, per government source:
Full text, per government source:
January 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this dillholes have no idea what they're doing and crumble when you ball your fist up
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robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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As a seasoned DC journalist, I only plan to capitulate to Trump until he provides quotes for my next book, due in Spring of 2027.
January 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
As a seasoned DC journalist, I only plan to capitulate to Trump until he provides quotes for my next book, due in Spring of 2027.
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Sorry, America. We can feed the elderly with Meals on Wheels or we can let billionaires cheat on their taxes. We can't do both.
January 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sorry, America. We can feed the elderly with Meals on Wheels or we can let billionaires cheat on their taxes. We can't do both.