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toasterbath.bsky.social
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what's up, i'm absolutely nobody and i like jokes and socialism. follow me
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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rip anthony bourdain you would have loved november 29th 2023
November 30, 2023 at 2:21 AM
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You can just put “New York Times Bestselling Author” by your name. Nothing fucking matters.
November 13, 2023 at 7:39 PM
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what the hell did he know
October 29, 2023 at 3:16 AM
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be on the lookout for a scam going around where people ask you out for dinner with the goal of falling in love with you, or worse
October 20, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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wow the quote AFTER the highlighted quote is even more telling IMO
October 19, 2023 at 7:53 PM
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i mean i guess you're hot for a semi-cohesive pattern of energy
October 14, 2023 at 9:33 PM
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At the same token, when Israel launches missiles into the West bank and blows up a few schools, hospitals and kills a few hundred civilians, all while the world is paying attention to <insert news here> over and over, it's convenient when Hamas strike back, it gets all the press in the world.
October 10, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Burning Man floods because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Burning Man flood" for almost 20 years
September 3, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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if you didn’t go to college that’s why you’re poor, also if you did go to college that’s why you’re poor, what are you not getting
August 20, 2023 at 4:03 PM
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guy: i’m not gonna buy into woke gender ideology

same guy: this cup is a girl
August 30, 2023 at 3:09 PM
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It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby
August 11, 2023 at 8:28 PM
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the entire internet is gonna be this stuff by the end of the year and youll have to like, call a librarian on the phone in order to find reliable information again
Tried to google why my cuisinart coffee make stopped working and got AI-generated crap
August 7, 2023 at 4:20 PM
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Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.
July 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM