Tobias W.
@tobiaswisner.bsky.social
- Journalist and Writer based in Portland, Oregon
- Associate Editor for Oregon Music News
- Music, Late Capitalism, Pop Culture, Politics, Queer & Trans Rights
- Associate Editor for Oregon Music News
- Music, Late Capitalism, Pop Culture, Politics, Queer & Trans Rights
Officially at or above 100 lbs on all my big 4 lifts as of today.
Flat bench - 155 lbs; standing barbell overhead press - 100 lbs; deadlift - 210 lbs; squat - 200 lbs.
Five years post-grad spent as a completely sedentary drug addict prior to these last 12 weeks makes this all the sweeter.
Flat bench - 155 lbs; standing barbell overhead press - 100 lbs; deadlift - 210 lbs; squat - 200 lbs.
Five years post-grad spent as a completely sedentary drug addict prior to these last 12 weeks makes this all the sweeter.
March 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Officially at or above 100 lbs on all my big 4 lifts as of today.
Flat bench - 155 lbs; standing barbell overhead press - 100 lbs; deadlift - 210 lbs; squat - 200 lbs.
Five years post-grad spent as a completely sedentary drug addict prior to these last 12 weeks makes this all the sweeter.
Flat bench - 155 lbs; standing barbell overhead press - 100 lbs; deadlift - 210 lbs; squat - 200 lbs.
Five years post-grad spent as a completely sedentary drug addict prior to these last 12 weeks makes this all the sweeter.
Neither of these deadbeat sexually predatory frauds give a single fuck about you.
These Eric Cartman-esque cringe-y facsist morons are yelling this in your faces and laughing at you after.
They’re enjoying our suffering.
These Eric Cartman-esque cringe-y facsist morons are yelling this in your faces and laughing at you after.
They’re enjoying our suffering.
Despite facing declining poll numbers and growing constituent unrest, Trump is now publicly urging Elon Musk to intensify his efforts.
Trump Urges Musk to Intensify DOGE Aggression Amid Declining Polls
Trump ignores constituent unrest
meidasnews.com
February 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Neither of these deadbeat sexually predatory frauds give a single fuck about you.
These Eric Cartman-esque cringe-y facsist morons are yelling this in your faces and laughing at you after.
They’re enjoying our suffering.
These Eric Cartman-esque cringe-y facsist morons are yelling this in your faces and laughing at you after.
They’re enjoying our suffering.
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All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast
February 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast
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Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].
February 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].
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TO: <ALL STAFF>
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
February 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
TO: <ALL STAFF>
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
If you are indifferent or even neutral about this stupid deadbeat, you’re not paying attention.
If you are cheering this or trying to decipher some “4D Chess” move from this disgraceful reptile - you are the mark, an idiot, and a bootlicker.
What a sad, insecure little dork.
If you are cheering this or trying to decipher some “4D Chess” move from this disgraceful reptile - you are the mark, an idiot, and a bootlicker.
What a sad, insecure little dork.
Says the guy who won't even respond to the mothers of his own children
February 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If you are indifferent or even neutral about this stupid deadbeat, you’re not paying attention.
If you are cheering this or trying to decipher some “4D Chess” move from this disgraceful reptile - you are the mark, an idiot, and a bootlicker.
What a sad, insecure little dork.
If you are cheering this or trying to decipher some “4D Chess” move from this disgraceful reptile - you are the mark, an idiot, and a bootlicker.
What a sad, insecure little dork.
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Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context
theonion.com/trump-s...
theonion.com/trump-s...
Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context
NEW YORK—Emphasizing that the practice was just more evidence of journalists’ bias against him, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump stated Thursday that he was sick and tired of the mainstream media always attempting to place his words into some kind of context. “The corrupt news media is constantly taking the things I say and putting them within the larger context of politics and global events—it’s absolutely sickening what they do,” said Trump, adding that many of the comments he has made—including his call yesterday for Russia to hack into the emails of his presidential opponent Hillary Clinton and publish the contents—had been repeatedly and unfairly contextualized with relevant facts about the world and pertinent information about the situation in which they were stated. “It’s completely shameful to take words I’ve spoken or written and try to connect them to some kind of objective reality. I say something, and the next thing I know, a crooked reporter is telling everyone what I said along with a fact-based explanation of what its implications are and why it matters. It’s ridiculous, and it has to stop.” Trump added that he would not hesitate to ban any news organization from his campaign that continued to twist his statements by implying they held any specific meaning about or relation to the world we inhabit.
theonion.com
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context
theonion.com/trump-s...
theonion.com/trump-s...
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
To the White House’s social team, probs young and maybe earlier in their career:
I hope y’all are at least getting paid well right now, which you most likely aren’t. Your “deliverables” will be in history and business textbooks - for the worst reasons. Sleep well.
📰: @groundnews.bsky.social on IG
I hope y’all are at least getting paid well right now, which you most likely aren’t. Your “deliverables” will be in history and business textbooks - for the worst reasons. Sleep well.
📰: @groundnews.bsky.social on IG
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
To the White House’s social team, probs young and maybe earlier in their career:
I hope y’all are at least getting paid well right now, which you most likely aren’t. Your “deliverables” will be in history and business textbooks - for the worst reasons. Sleep well.
📰: @groundnews.bsky.social on IG
I hope y’all are at least getting paid well right now, which you most likely aren’t. Your “deliverables” will be in history and business textbooks - for the worst reasons. Sleep well.
📰: @groundnews.bsky.social on IG
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🟥 Blindspot for the Right:
Hackers defaced pages on the Department of Government Efficiency’s (DOGE) newly launched website, gaining access to its database.
ground.news/article/doge...
Hackers defaced pages on the Department of Government Efficiency’s (DOGE) newly launched website, gaining access to its database.
ground.news/article/doge...
February 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
🟥 Blindspot for the Right:
Hackers defaced pages on the Department of Government Efficiency’s (DOGE) newly launched website, gaining access to its database.
ground.news/article/doge...
Hackers defaced pages on the Department of Government Efficiency’s (DOGE) newly launched website, gaining access to its database.
ground.news/article/doge...
PSA: If you think you even MAYBE have sleep apnea, go to the doctor.
This will be my first night using this APAP machine. I apparently need it to keep my airway open while asleep.
During the sleep study that earned me this, my SpO2 hit 78% at one point. I snore like a chainsaw. My AHI was 72.5.
This will be my first night using this APAP machine. I apparently need it to keep my airway open while asleep.
During the sleep study that earned me this, my SpO2 hit 78% at one point. I snore like a chainsaw. My AHI was 72.5.
February 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
PSA: If you think you even MAYBE have sleep apnea, go to the doctor.
This will be my first night using this APAP machine. I apparently need it to keep my airway open while asleep.
During the sleep study that earned me this, my SpO2 hit 78% at one point. I snore like a chainsaw. My AHI was 72.5.
This will be my first night using this APAP machine. I apparently need it to keep my airway open while asleep.
During the sleep study that earned me this, my SpO2 hit 78% at one point. I snore like a chainsaw. My AHI was 72.5.
“Poland should have never started WWII by getting forcibly surprise invaded in 1939. They actually prolonged the war with Germany by not giving up their territory sooner and, ‘doing a deal’ with the Nazi’s.”
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Trump accused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky of starting the war in Ukraine, saying he “should have never started it” and “could have made a deal.” He also criticized Ukraine for being “surprised” about missing Saudi-hosted peace talks.
ground.news/article/trum...
ground.news/article/trum...
February 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Poland should have never started WWII by getting forcibly surprise invaded in 1939. They actually prolonged the war with Germany by not giving up their territory sooner and, ‘doing a deal’ with the Nazi’s.”
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
We straight up just let this fraud lie his ass off to get elected to skirt prison time.
Now that more people will start to feel the squeeze of his universally rejected economic “negotiating tactics,” those who voted for this douche will point to 10 trans athletes and say he’s “keeping promises.”
Now that more people will start to feel the squeeze of his universally rejected economic “negotiating tactics,” those who voted for this douche will point to 10 trans athletes and say he’s “keeping promises.”
President Trump vowed to destroy Mexican cartels and end the US fentanyl epidemic, but his sweeping foreign-aid freeze has temporarily stopped US-funded anti-narcotics programs in Mexico that for years have been working to curb the drug's flow into the US reut.rs/42Pab1w
Exclusive: Trump’s foreign aid freeze stops anti-fentanyl work in Mexico
President Donald Trump has vowed to destroy Mexican cartels and end the U.S. fentanyl epidemic, but his sweeping freeze on foreign aid has temporarily stopped U.S.-funded anti-narcotics programs in Mexico that for years have been working to curb the flow of the synthetic opioid into the United States.
reut.rs
February 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
We straight up just let this fraud lie his ass off to get elected to skirt prison time.
Now that more people will start to feel the squeeze of his universally rejected economic “negotiating tactics,” those who voted for this douche will point to 10 trans athletes and say he’s “keeping promises.”
Now that more people will start to feel the squeeze of his universally rejected economic “negotiating tactics,” those who voted for this douche will point to 10 trans athletes and say he’s “keeping promises.”
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
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Danielle Sassoon resigned rather than carry out the Trump administration's order to drop corruption charges against New York City’s mayor, Eric Adams, setting off other resignations within the Justice Department and standing up for the independence that has defined her Manhattan office for decades.
Danielle Sassoon, a Manhattan Prosecutor, Quits Rather Than Do Trump’s Bidding
Danielle R. Sassoon, Manhattan’s interim U.S. attorney, built a life on conservative values and amassed a daunting resume. On Thursday, she took a stand against the Justice Department where she had ma...
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Danielle Sassoon resigned rather than carry out the Trump administration's order to drop corruption charges against New York City’s mayor, Eric Adams, setting off other resignations within the Justice Department and standing up for the independence that has defined her Manhattan office for decades.
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
The absolute state of LinkedIn jobs right now…
February 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The absolute state of LinkedIn jobs right now…
Vibe of the day: Man Made of Meat by Viagra Boys
open.spotify.com/track/05IdqH...
My new track I show people when they ask why I like Viagra Boys so much or if they’re unfamiliar with their work, and it’s only been out a few days.
Amazing lyrics, head-boppable, catchy as hell chorus. Brilliant.
open.spotify.com/track/05IdqH...
My new track I show people when they ask why I like Viagra Boys so much or if they’re unfamiliar with their work, and it’s only been out a few days.
Amazing lyrics, head-boppable, catchy as hell chorus. Brilliant.
Man Made of Meat
Viagra Boys · Man Made of Meat · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Vibe of the day: Man Made of Meat by Viagra Boys
open.spotify.com/track/05IdqH...
My new track I show people when they ask why I like Viagra Boys so much or if they’re unfamiliar with their work, and it’s only been out a few days.
Amazing lyrics, head-boppable, catchy as hell chorus. Brilliant.
open.spotify.com/track/05IdqH...
My new track I show people when they ask why I like Viagra Boys so much or if they’re unfamiliar with their work, and it’s only been out a few days.
Amazing lyrics, head-boppable, catchy as hell chorus. Brilliant.
THIS. FREE SPEECH IS NOT FREEDOM FROM CONSEQUENCES OF SAYING DANGEROUS/DUMB SHIT.
The modern NeoCon “thinker,” in a nutshell:
They want to be persecuted so, SO badly, that they behave like Eric Cartman and say vile things and fucking snivel and whine when called out for being an objective POS.
The modern NeoCon “thinker,” in a nutshell:
They want to be persecuted so, SO badly, that they behave like Eric Cartman and say vile things and fucking snivel and whine when called out for being an objective POS.
i think people who complain about the language police are, by and large, just cowards. say whatever you want! no one is going to stop you. but people may judge you or even, if you say the wrong thing in front of the wrong person, pop you in the mouth. but that’s life!
January 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
THIS. FREE SPEECH IS NOT FREEDOM FROM CONSEQUENCES OF SAYING DANGEROUS/DUMB SHIT.
The modern NeoCon “thinker,” in a nutshell:
They want to be persecuted so, SO badly, that they behave like Eric Cartman and say vile things and fucking snivel and whine when called out for being an objective POS.
The modern NeoCon “thinker,” in a nutshell:
They want to be persecuted so, SO badly, that they behave like Eric Cartman and say vile things and fucking snivel and whine when called out for being an objective POS.
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Current pop country music captures the movement of the right. Hardly any singing about poverty, relationships, or making one’s way in a tough world, but countless songs that go like “I don’t give a fuck if you hate my fifty thousand dollar truck.” No one even knew about your truck bro, relax
January 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Current pop country music captures the movement of the right. Hardly any singing about poverty, relationships, or making one’s way in a tough world, but countless songs that go like “I don’t give a fuck if you hate my fifty thousand dollar truck.” No one even knew about your truck bro, relax
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
January 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.