Tom
@tommymagicpants.bsky.social
Bon viveur, raconteur, voyeur, frotteur. Trade plate twat, occasional DJ and consumer of #cans. Proud contributor to View From The Allotment End, the premier North Ferriby FC fanzine.
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
"You're the most Northern shag I've ever had"
All because I shouted "BLOODY NORAH!" on the vinegars.
All because I shouted "BLOODY NORAH!" on the vinegars.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"You're the most Northern shag I've ever had"
All because I shouted "BLOODY NORAH!" on the vinegars.
All because I shouted "BLOODY NORAH!" on the vinegars.
Come the revolution, people who trespass on railway lines will be first against the wall.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Come the revolution, people who trespass on railway lines will be first against the wall.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
'We are all with violent thugs who break police officers' backs with sledgehammers'
Just for the people at the back:
We are all Palestine Action 🇵🇸
We are all Palestine Action 🇵🇸
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
'We are all with violent thugs who break police officers' backs with sledgehammers'
Blazing a trail across North Wales, The Wirral and Merseyside today
a young boy is crying with the words accrington stanley who are they written above him .
ALT: a young boy is crying with the words accrington stanley who are they written above him .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Blazing a trail across North Wales, The Wirral and Merseyside today
Stuart Maconie's Dead Mum Scam is a @daveyjones.bsky.social story waiting to happen.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Stuart Maconie's Dead Mum Scam is a @daveyjones.bsky.social story waiting to happen.
Driving inside the M25 this morning
a man wearing glasses is sitting in a car with his hands on the steering wheel .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is sitting in a car with his hands on the steering wheel .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Driving inside the M25 this morning
Cause now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Cause now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
When Bus lays down some winning bantz at the chickoritas
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
When Bus lays down some winning bantz at the chickoritas
Huge vibes of this game, a mere 35 years ago www.espncricinfo.com/series/engla...
Australia beat England, Australia won by 10 wickets
AUS 152 & 157/0 vs ENG 194 & 114 - Australia won by 10 wickets in Brisbane, England tour of Australia 1990, November 23 - 25, 1990
www.espncricinfo.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Huge vibes of this game, a mere 35 years ago www.espncricinfo.com/series/engla...
"There'll be no Ashes victory in Australia, then. I'll tell the suits at the ECB to prepare the inevitable review of English Cricket"
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"There'll be no Ashes victory in Australia, then. I'll tell the suits at the ECB to prepare the inevitable review of English Cricket"
Chance to win the 1st test massively pissed up the wall.
Fuck you, McCullum.
Fuck you, McCullum.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Chance to win the 1st test massively pissed up the wall.
Fuck you, McCullum.
Fuck you, McCullum.
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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A little treat for fans of noughties rom coms & internecine socialist shenanigans
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A little treat for fans of noughties rom coms & internecine socialist shenanigans
Don't stop there. Go after all the others.
🚨BREAKING NEWS
Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform UK in Wales, has been sentenced to 10.5 years in prison for taking bribes as part of a pro-Russian influence campaign. He admitted to eight counts of bribery committed between 2018 and 2019.
(📷 Alamy/PA Images/Yui Mok)
Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform UK in Wales, has been sentenced to 10.5 years in prison for taking bribes as part of a pro-Russian influence campaign. He admitted to eight counts of bribery committed between 2018 and 2019.
(📷 Alamy/PA Images/Yui Mok)
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Don't stop there. Go after all the others.
As the kids say, Ben Stokes is inevitable.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
As the kids say, Ben Stokes is inevitable.
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In my corner of the bass-playing universe there was life pre- and post-Mani. He brought a liquid, melodic funkiness that EVERYONE copied. And when I finally met him he was exactly how you imagined him: joyful, generous, unstarry (& more of a star because of it) and wickedly funny. A life well lived
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
In my corner of the bass-playing universe there was life pre- and post-Mani. He brought a liquid, melodic funkiness that EVERYONE copied. And when I finally met him he was exactly how you imagined him: joyful, generous, unstarry (& more of a star because of it) and wickedly funny. A life well lived
ADHD brain busy telling people already that the Stone Roses recorded 3 albums, not 2. Hearing Radio 2 news calling Mani a 'founder member' was annoying me. Do some resea........ah, fuck.
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
ADHD brain busy telling people already that the Stone Roses recorded 3 albums, not 2. Hearing Radio 2 news calling Mani a 'founder member' was annoying me. Do some resea........ah, fuck.
Ah yes, this familiar feeling returns once again, every 4 winters waking up in blind hope that it's going to be different.
WHY DO WE DO IT TO OURSELVES?
#TheAshes
WHY DO WE DO IT TO OURSELVES?
#TheAshes
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ah yes, this familiar feeling returns once again, every 4 winters waking up in blind hope that it's going to be different.
WHY DO WE DO IT TO OURSELVES?
#TheAshes
WHY DO WE DO IT TO OURSELVES?
#TheAshes
Ah man, Jo Whiley's playing Ten Storey Love Song, and it's breaking me 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ah man, Jo Whiley's playing Ten Storey Love Song, and it's breaking me 🥹
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If only overrated genocide denier Noam Chomsky had stuck to his decades long practice of regularly and repeatedly denying genocides as they happened purely on the basis of a Campist mentality, and not wasted time hanging around with rich nonces, his reputation wouldn’t be suffering as much now.
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In the documents, Chomsky described Epstein as a "highly valued friend."
Epstein emails show close connection with MIT's Noam Chomsky
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In t...
www.wbur.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If only overrated genocide denier Noam Chomsky had stuck to his decades long practice of regularly and repeatedly denying genocides as they happened purely on the basis of a Campist mentality, and not wasted time hanging around with rich nonces, his reputation wouldn’t be suffering as much now.
The impact that listening to the Stone Roses album as a 12 year old still resides in me today. Seeing them in the flesh in 2016 was a truly cathartic experience. Mani was the guy we probably all associated with more, with his larrikin streak and streetwise persona. And now he's gone.
Gutted. RIP.
Gutted. RIP.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The impact that listening to the Stone Roses album as a 12 year old still resides in me today. Seeing them in the flesh in 2016 was a truly cathartic experience. Mani was the guy we probably all associated with more, with his larrikin streak and streetwise persona. And now he's gone.
Gutted. RIP.
Gutted. RIP.
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In August of last year, six members of Palestine Action broke into a factory near Bristol, #UK.
Now that they are on trial, we are getting the grisly details of what happened.
1/4
Now that they are on trial, we are getting the grisly details of what happened.
1/4
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
In August of last year, six members of Palestine Action broke into a factory near Bristol, #UK.
Now that they are on trial, we are getting the grisly details of what happened.
1/4
Now that they are on trial, we are getting the grisly details of what happened.
1/4