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Tom
@tommymagicpants.bsky.social
Bon viveur, raconteur, voyeur, frotteur. Trade plate twat, occasional DJ and consumer of #cans. Proud contributor to View From The Allotment End, the premier North Ferriby FC fanzine.
Come the revolution, people who trespass on railway lines will be first against the wall.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
'We are all with violent thugs who break police officers' backs with sledgehammers'
Just for the people at the back:

We are all Palestine Action 🇵🇸
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Blazing a trail across North Wales, The Wirral and Merseyside today
a young boy is crying with the words accrington stanley who are they written above him .
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November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Stuart Maconie's Dead Mum Scam is a @daveyjones.bsky.social story waiting to happen.
@oddthisday.bsky.social

Roses are Red,
Money's too tight to Mention,
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Driving inside the M25 this morning
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November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Me flirting
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Cause now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
When Bus lays down some winning bantz at the chickoritas
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"There'll be no Ashes victory in Australia, then. I'll tell the suits at the ECB to prepare the inevitable review of English Cricket"
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Chance to win the 1st test massively pissed up the wall.

Fuck you, McCullum.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This
Feels
Significant

#TheAshes
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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A little treat for fans of noughties rom coms & internecine socialist shenanigans
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Don't stop there. Go after all the others.
🚨BREAKING NEWS

Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform UK in Wales, has been sentenced to 10.5 years in prison for taking bribes as part of a pro-Russian influence campaign. He admitted to eight counts of bribery committed between 2018 and 2019.

(📷 Alamy/PA Images/Yui Mok)
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As the kids say, Ben Stokes is inevitable.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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In my corner of the bass-playing universe there was life pre- and post-Mani. He brought a liquid, melodic funkiness that EVERYONE copied. And when I finally met him he was exactly how you imagined him: joyful, generous, unstarry (& more of a star because of it) and wickedly funny. A life well lived
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
ADHD brain busy telling people already that the Stone Roses recorded 3 albums, not 2. Hearing Radio 2 news calling Mani a 'founder member' was annoying me. Do some resea........ah, fuck.
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Ah yes, this familiar feeling returns once again, every 4 winters waking up in blind hope that it's going to be different.

WHY DO WE DO IT TO OURSELVES?

#TheAshes
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ah man, Jo Whiley's playing Ten Storey Love Song, and it's breaking me 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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If only overrated genocide denier Noam Chomsky had stuck to his decades long practice of regularly and repeatedly denying genocides as they happened purely on the basis of a Campist mentality, and not wasted time hanging around with rich nonces, his reputation wouldn’t be suffering as much now.
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In the documents, Chomsky described Epstein as a "highly valued friend."
Epstein emails show close connection with MIT's Noam Chomsky
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In t...
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November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The impact that listening to the Stone Roses album as a 12 year old still resides in me today. Seeing them in the flesh in 2016 was a truly cathartic experience. Mani was the guy we probably all associated with more, with his larrikin streak and streetwise persona. And now he's gone.

Gutted. RIP.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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In August of last year, six members of Palestine Action broke into a factory near Bristol, #UK.

Now that they are on trial, we are getting the grisly details of what happened.
1/4
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just bought something from the farm shop at Gloucester Services
a cartoon of homer simpson wearing a crown and a necklace of diamonds
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November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Keeping tabs on the English footballistas being happy for the sweatys last night, as if the feeling would ever be reciprocated if it was the other way round
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November 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM